Kitna bura lagta hai na, jb hum sochte hai IIT/NIT jayenge, campus life enjoy krenge, and end mein acchi placement lenge, krenge wo krenge but in the end, jb hume iit/nit mein acchi branch nhi mil rhi hoti to lgta hai pure jeevan mein andhkaar chhaa gya hai,kuchh dikhta hi nhi hai no matter how hard you tried. I'm also trapped in the same loop of regret. Adv to boori tarah chud gya aur I got around 57k rank general category in jee mains and nit Srinagar civil k alawa aur kuchh accha mil nhi raha . KIIT jaise college mein jaane k paise nhi hai, kuchh gftis mein cse mil rhi but my papa is obsessed with NIT tag as well as Civil branch. Ek saal drop liya , phir bhi kuchh nhi hua. I'm just a disappointment to my parents. Kuchh samajh nahi aa raha kya kroon, kaha jaun.

Mausam ki garmi nahi. Woh samajh aati hai climate change etc etc. Yeh Pakistan ke larkon mein itni garmi kaisay hai? I swear to God the moment I open Reddit on my mobile, I regret it. Sex sex sex behnchod aur kuch aata hi nahi hai. Khusray aledha khusrapaan philaye bethe hain. I mean I had an account on this app for idk a few years I guess but recently I've started using it and I was honestly hoping to connect with like minded people, both males and females but fuck this shit bro this is too much. Fucking jerk off and relax guys for fuck sake how the fuck can you expect a random girl to suck your cock out of nowhere just because you asked it on Reddit? Yeh nae tou dosri taraf yeh bottom bottom idk what the fuck it even means. I'm gay??? Idk??? Probably that is what it means. Salon qoum e lut ki paidaish hou tum bhosdi wale.

I'm a commerce student, class 12th. Mere tuition teacher ne mujhe aaj advice di ki maths hatwa lo from additional subject kyunki Insert "Tumse na ho payega" meme aur yeh Mai maths book (R.S. Agarwal) ka syllabus dekh kar hi samajh gya tha. Ab mujhe maths change karke dusra koi subject chahiye. Is it possible ki half year ho jane ke baad ab subject change kar de on request( thore paise Lage to bhi chalega V●ᴥ●V) Advice de do yaar, percentage zyada lane ke liye yaha students anal sex karle teachers ke sath, mai to bas subject change karwana chahta hun taki thore extra percentage aa jaye.
Any help would be appreciated!

ghar waalon ne KIIT ki fees bharwa di 75k rupees. Abhi SRM ka exam to hai but usme mujhe nahi lagta mera kuch hoga. Samajh nahi aa rha ki KIIT main admission lu ya nahi. Aise to log bolte hai ki bekar college hai but idhar hi CSE mil rha hai and yeh college ke international accreditations vagera dikhaye hai to idk ho sakta kya ki India ke bahar iski degree ekdam worthless na ho?
Mera man to hai drop lene ka but 60%ile and boards main 65% aaye to ghar wale lene hi nahi de rhe bol rhe ki agle saal bhi isme hi jaana hai to abhi hi le le aur boards ko improve karke kya hi kar lega. Bhai log batao kya karu kuch samajh nahi aa rha 😭
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educational_info: 12vi pass gadha

ghar waalon ne KIIT ki fees bharwa di 75k rupees. Abhi SRM ka exam to hai but usme mujhe nahi lagta mera kuch hoga. Samajh nahi aa rha ki KIIT main admission lu ya nahi. Aise to log bolte hai ki bekar college hai but idhar hi CSE mil rha hai and yeh college ke international accreditations vagera dikhaye hai to idk ho sakta kya ki India ke bahar iski degree ekdam worthless na ho?
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Mera man to hai drop lene ka but 60%ile and boards main 65% aaye to ghar wale lene hi nahi de rhe bol rhe ki agle saal bhi isme hi jaana hai to abhi hi le le aur boards ko improve karke kya hi kar lega. Bhai log batao kya karu kuch samajh nahi aa rha 😭

Mera account u/3rdAccount-Robo uda diya (kaafi progress tha uss acc pe) Mera naya account YEH NAHI HAI voh tumh recognise karloge kabhi na kabhi
edit - mera jo naya account rahega usme tumhe post ka editing style se recognise karloge me glitch effect wala text aur text to speech use karta hu aur username mai robo word rahega
MAIN BAAT SUNO SAB 3 reddit accounts jinhone iske upar post kiya tha voh mass report hoke reddit se ud chuke hai even the one who was just putting light on pw. Insta pe cistales - vahi banda jo yaha se memes churata hai uska post bhi ud gaya aur voh gussa hai
DID THEY DELETE PW VIDVAPEETH EXPOSES? YESIf anyobody remembers saving any post criticising pw, you will not find it because it was deleted edit - kaafi comments the criticising pw vidyapeeth and they all died
THERE IS NO FREE SPEECH
EXPERIMENT - CRITICISE PW ON THIS OR ANYTHING, YOU WILL BE BANNED IN A DAY FROM WHOLE REDDIT
PEOPLE ARE BEING MANIPULATED THAT PW IS EMOTION AND ALL
THERE WAS A COMMENT ON MY POST (THAT ONE) THE PERSON EXPOSED PW VIDYAPEETH
THEY REMOVED HIM FROM EXISTENCE
ITS JUST A BUSINESS
ALSO, I DIDNT MEAN TO HARM SIR'S REPUTATION WHEN I REPOSTED THE IMAGE I CLEARLY SAID I AM POSTING THIS BECAUSE RUMOUR SAYS PW IS DELETING ACCOUNTS

2024Tard hu, Kasam se jo bologe mai fully follow karunga. Also jiske bhi Mains mai achhe aaye ho please help kardo thodi. Consistent hu padhai Mai 6-7 hours daily hota hai par kuchh improvement nahi dikh Raha bohot bohot Kam marks aate hai... Kya karna chahiye please batado koi. Coaching jaata hu par zyada samajh nahi aata waha. Aur backlog cover karne ke liye bhi har subject ke liye koi achha sa teacher bhi bol do. 11th ka bohot backlog hai. Jo bhi 2023Tard hai aur achha score Kiya mains mai pls help kardo I will do whatever u advice since you have the experience..

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So I am a jee dropper tho Maine addmission eek acchae kahase offline coaching mai liya hai . So mai abhi full focused nahi hu hu but I am getting there so aaj mai eek kinematics ki module solve kar raha tha class Mai . mujhe eek question doubt tha tho mere aagae eek 95% wala Student tha tho Maine ussae pucha ki yae question kaise kar sakte hai ? Tho usnae mana kar diya ki usko nahi aata . So I was like ok shayaad nahi aata hoga so skipped that question and moved forward to others questions ,but here's a catch
After few minutes usi Student kae pass batha hua eek aur student same question ussae doubt puchta hai and woo usko arram sai batta deta hai . I was sitting behind and watching that whole thing going on and I was like ki issnae mujhe kyu nahi battya . Then I said nothing to him and continued my work , but I was kinda feeling sad after that .
So let's moved forward to few hours later . It was break time so I was eating my snakcs and doing stuff on my phone . So wo same students and woo 95% Wala and unkae friends discuss apne drop year kae bare mai kar rahe syllabus and books and all that same jee stuff. As they were discussing their topic shifted to me as I was using my phone and have plugged my earphones they thought I can't hear them . So they starting talking about me as I look so dumb and can't solve simple questions from body shaming to literally saying me some really pathetic stuff and much stuff ( I don't wanna recall it ) for just asking a simple question.
Mai janta hu ki tere 95% aaye hai aur shayaad mai kabhi touch bhi na kar paoo but aisi kya ego ? Bro I am literally telling you the environment is very toxic and people's are filled with just toxicity and ego to next level . There is so much toxic competition and I really don't want to go to coaching after that but Jana padega .
BC abh tho mai usko humble karunga .

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Mundeyan de dil ‘te daadha keher tu dhaya ae Jaan da vairi naini surma vi paaya ae
Ajjkal taan chann vi kehnde tere ton sad’da ae Roop tere agge dasde kitthon aukhad’da ae Dekh ke tainu mera dil vi na bharda ae Mittha jeha nasha aa tera, jivein wine da chadhda ae
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Aur agar mene yeh wala exam nahi Diya toh agli baar ka de paunga na ?!?!?
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Please read PART 1 LINK FOR THE PART 1
Before reading this, please first read Part 1, above 👆 is the link for part 1.
Guys this is a Part 2. I tried writing ending episodes for the show which we grew up watching. This ending is the ending which we all deserve and something that would satisfy us to the core.
Ok let's continue.
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Jethalal gets emotional and doesn't wait for her to finish her aarti and doesn't care about the society members standing around. He just calls out Daya loudly and sprints to hug her. And then the whole society meets her.
After everyone meets her Jethalal asks Daya with tear in his eyes, "Daya, ab tu mujhe chodke kahi mat jana." To which Daya replies with a smile, "Kabhi nai jaungi ab tapu ke papa. Mai yahi aapke saath hi rahungi," looking at the society members she says, "Aap sab ke saath." And starts giggling.
Jethalal is still not sure about her answer and needs a proper confirmation so he asks in a more firm and strong voice, "Dekho Daya me ab yaha kisi majak ke mood me nahi hu, itne samay baad tu mere samne yaha sacchi me ese khadi hai. Mujhe mere aankhon pe yakin nai aarha hai. Mujse vaada kar, tu Pomise kar mujhe abhi ke abhi ki tu yahi mere saath rahegi aur kahi nahi jaaegi ab. Pomise?"
Daya smiles and assures her Tapu ke Papa by saying, "Ha Tapu ke Papa Ha, Pomise hai, Pakka Pomise. Mujhe maaf karna Tapu ke Papa aapko, Bapuji ko aur Tapu ko itne samay mere bina ese rehna pada. Mai ab aapke saath hi rahungi hamesha. Vaada hai aapse."
Jethalal nods with a huge smile after hearing her assurance and then Daya takes blessings from Bapuji and then hugs Tapu.
Then some more dialogue exchange happens with the society members and mahila mandal.
Then they also show Daya's maa' personality and Jethalal tells Daya's maa, "Bhale hi aap agar chahe toh aap yaha, is society me, aapki beti ke saath rahiye par me meri Daya ko mujse ab dur nai rakhunga, sasuma."
Daya's maa smile and says, "Arree Phaphde, tu mujhe kyu idhar rukha raha hai,?"
Jethalal asks with confusion looking at Daya, "Phapde ?"
Daya replies with a guilty face, "Vo.. Ma ne.. apka naya naam rakha hai. Vo aapko Phaphda Jalebi bhot pasand hai na. Islie. Phaphde."
Jethalal nods as he knows how Daya's Maa is.
Daya's maa continuous, " Aree Phaphde, Sundar aur mai Daya ko yahi Gokuldham society chodne aaye the. Ab hum vaapas humare raaste, humare ghar, Uhmmdabad jaenge."
Jethalal nods with a big smile and satisfaction in his heart because he gets his confirmation that his Daya is going to stay with him, right where he is, in the Gokuldham society. Their home.
Everyone laughs and starts talking with each other.
And then we see Sonu and Tapu smiling at each other while staring in eachother's eyes. Now as everyone in the society is busy talking to each other. No one notices them. They quietly hold each other's hand and look at their society, their home. And looks at the Krishna kanhaiya's murti at the top of the building, teasing us, to the start of their new relationship, a relationship which is being more than just friends. A relationship that Bhide will probably not stand and won't agree but maybe in the future accept them together with Madhavi convincing him.
Then Daya shouts with a huge smile, " Toh chalo is baat pe ek garba hojaye!"
"Hojae!" Everyone shouts in a sync.
And then everyone starts doing garba.
Then camera zooms out of the society and shows the garden and Krishna bhagwan mandir and then zooms out of there again. And the camera comes out of the main gate as the main gate closes with THE END.
Then we see Shailesh (Our Original Taarak's) outro monologue.
Then the show ends with the same song with Taarak mehta's full cast recreating the same video they created years ago when the show started.
This is it. I hope I didn't make it cringe or super cheesy, lol. I tried writing it as close to original as possible. And tried keeping their personality as original as possible.
I hope you like it.
Thanks for reading it till here.
And I really hope Asit Modi consider giving us the proper ending that we all deserve and would satisfy us.
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1050 is the cutoff for ias ( Total marks = mains + interview) There isnt any qualifying threshold for interview or mains
So agar me mains me acche marks le aau ( Itne ki mujhe ias ke cutoff tak pahuchne me bass 120-130 marks hi chahiye ho ) To itne mein to Mera selection almost guaranteed ho jayega ( itne to de hi dete h na )
In that sense bss mains ke topics me PhD krni padegi and prelims ko nikalna pdega
And ek decent interview And upsc done ? Hain na ?
Samajh gya guys :- itna Ganda roast maara h comments mein ^{⁠_⁠^}

MHTCET ka exam tha, 13 March ko. Mei exam centre mei Gaya, waha mere dono side mei 2 ladkiya thi. Ek ladki hijab pahne baithi thi toh dusri Hindu thi bilkul Sundar. Mei dusri wali ladki ko bola " Hi hello " bola. Fir voh mujhe questions puchne lagi alag like tum kaunse school ke ho and like that aur kaunse college jaana chahte hai. I think she was attracted to me because voh khud Jaan bujh kar kuch na kuch topic nikaal kar baat kar rahi thi jabki uske dusri side wali ladki ko voh dekh tak nahi rahi thi. Aur kyu na baat kare mujhse, mei gym jaata hoon, hatta katta 6 foot ka sundar ladka. Uss time mujhe laga ki chalo finally bandi mil gayi ab life set. Agar yeh padhne wali hogi toh same college leluga MHTCET ke through fir mauj, aisi feeling aa rahi thi.
1 ghante Tak baatein chali. Exam start hui aur voh ladki kuch chemistry kar rahi thi ( i could see the screen) aur fir 1 ghante baad so gayi, pura paper soti rahi. Aur yaha mujhe time hi kum padh raha tha because itne saare questions.
I realised ki yeh aisi hi pagal ladki hai, padhai vadhai nahi karti, dikhne mei acche Ghar ki lag rahi thi so mei samajh gaya saali aise hi hai.
Exam khatam hote hi turant bina kuch bole bhaag aaya mei.
Like " how can I have a low IQ wife"
Ik judge nahi karna chahiye exam ke basis par yaha maharastra mei literally bacche khaali MHTCET ke liye prepare karte hai jo ek halwa exam hai, mere khudke 120/200 aa gaye Bina kuch padhe, bina ek bhi mock diye. Atleast kuch toh karti exam bhar toh bhi Maan leta aur reject nahi karta usse.