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2023.05.30 01:17 thehalloweencoven Special Project
Hello everyone! I am in need of your help on a special project I will be working on over the next year or so.
I am in search of enchantingly beautiful high quality photos of homes decorated for Halloween, preferably at night. I will also be looking for personal (high quality) Halloween photos that trigger a happy memory.
Your submission can be anonymous or you can be credited.
Please know that if your photo isn’t chosen, I still love and appreciate every submission.
In order to be considered for the project, there is certain criteria and standards that must be met. Additionally, a release form will need to be filled out.
If interested in participating, please email a high quality version of the photo to [[email protected]
) and we will respond with the proper forms and additional information.
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2023.05.30 01:17 Maddawgcayce I confessed my feelings to a close friend while drunk a few days ago.
Happy Memorial Day! I celebrated the holiday on Saturday night after work with some of my friends.
Now the friend who invited me, I’ve had feelings for quite a while. I’ve repressed them a bit, but I know deep down I have a fondness for her. She was actually mentioned in a previous post from me on here. I’ll link it at the end, but to be clear, that situation honestly was pretty innocent after we both talked about it.
Back to the story though. Me, her, and one of our other friends went to two different parties that night. The first being a really chill going away sort of thing for our friend who’s going to the navy soon. We all talked, goofed off, and ate some pizza. With our spirits high, we all dispersed and got ready for the “big” party at yet another friend’s house. It was technically a bonfire more than a party but yeah!
This second party included drinking. Now like my last time drinking, I went a bit too far. In this case I went way too far. I attribute that to me recently being prescribed an antidepressant, Wellbutrin XL, said meds can make the effects of alcohol stronger for some individuals.
To speed things up, me and this girl had two or three shots of vodka along with a bottle of Smirnoff. Now she handles booze far better than I do as she drinks more frequently. I only drink once a month if not less. I really don’t remember this, but I was told by my friends and her that I confessed my love for her. I don’t know exactly what was said other than the fact that I kept calling her babe and baby. I guess I puked and blacked out after that.
I’m at a loss of what to do or say at this point. Like, I can’t deny that what I confessed is true. I really love this girl, she makes me feel so seen. She makes me feel like a man. She’s funny, intelligent, a hard worker, and so much more. But at the same time, I wish I had been sober when admitting this stuff. She doesn’t seem bothered by it at all, especially when we were talking about it. We’ve had an…interesting dynamic between each other for a while now. Not dating or anything, but we talk to each other like no one else does. I always try my best to encourage her and to make her see how great she does. She does the same for me.
TLDR; I told the love of my life how I truly feel about her.
First post involving us: https://www.reddit.com/ftm/comments/12glhpu/was_this_sa_tw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_content=2&utm_term=15
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2023.05.30 01:16 CloudOk8671 Job-full time
Today its been exactly a month since I have moved to Vancouver. I am living with my husband. He also does a basic minimum pay job. I really really don’t want to be a burden on him. He doesn’t say anything because he knows I am trying hard to find a job but I know he is worried about finances.
I am a very well qualified individual from my home country but I am finding it so difficult to even find an entry level job here. This morning again I received a rejection email. All this is very demotivating.
I humbly request anyone in this forum to please let me know if there are any openings they know of or can refer me, it would be of great help! I can discuss more on my qualifications in private chat.
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2023.05.30 01:16 k1ndbutnotsoft first post here! first month on phentermine!
hi I thought I’d finally officially join instead of lurking and post about my progress so far!
I started at 220 and today I hit 210 I am 22f and am 5 foot 2
weight gain: my weight gain came mostly from when I got very sick a few years ago and got put on steroids. I was 173 and I gained up to 190. Last year I got diagnosed with gastrparesis and was down almost to my original weight because of how sick I was. I was put on zyprexa and that’s when I gained up to 220 and I haven’t been able to lose it, that has been attributed to my bad eating habits. I was doing OMAD and I ruined my metabolism completely. after zyprexa I was around 200 but since then because of how little I’ve been eating I have gained weight. I did have bad eating habits but I think I blamed myself too much. When I would eat a regular amount a day I would blame myself and say I binged. Eating normally or even past what I needed to maintain my weight just slowly piled up.
phentermine: I got put on this a month ago! I saw a weight loss doctor. I was having really bad adhd symptoms at the time and mentioned it and she suggested starting with phentermine at half a dose and then I could up it. First week I didn’t lose much and I felt horrible. I had to talked to my dietician and my main goal those first weeks was just trying to eat three meals a day and not skip meals. Two weeks ago I had a busy few days and didn’t eat well as in I did not eat enough and I gained. I decided to monitor my calories and that has pushed my weight loss further! I need 1,8k calories to maintain my weight. I have a goal of 1.2k calories a day. Its been weird I don’t eat junk food anymore and I’m hoping to maintain that relationship.
Last night I ate over my limit and ate potato chips I was so angry after!! But this morning I could just feel a difference in my stomach as in I felt smaller. I weighed myself and I had hit 10 pounds loss. Which makes no sense to me!
exercise: I am very sedentary that’s why I did the 1.2k I am also a woman and am 5 foot 2 i am 22 years old. I have POTS, FSGS, and because of this I have a horrible heat intolerance. I’ve been staying in so far this summer I wish I could go out and walk but I can’t. We have a treadmill and I pushed myself too hard a few days ago (I walked briskly for an hour) I am gonna maybe try and do 20-30 mins every other day but I also am always fatigued and tired from my disease and the deficit doesn’t help.
I am vegetarian, I was restricting junk food hard if I am not hungry for a meal I make myself drink an ensure protein max. It also helps if I’m feeling sick from nausea. My fave snack lately is pretzels and cheese cubes, cause it’s good protein. I also snack on pineapple and cherries. I was very down about all the high calorie food we have in America so I need to stop avoiding foods out of fear of being unhealthy. I don’t eat fast food anymore and only drink water about 3-4 liters a day
I hope that in posting this I will hold myself accountable. If you have any meal or snack ideas please let me know! I am working with a dietician! I am just hard on myself lately
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2023.05.30 01:15 cwogrl32 CS + Architectural Studies??
Hi so I'm super interested in like the design side of CS. Computer graphics, UX, etc. My dream school was the NYU tandon IDM program.
I ended up going to a LAC. I was wondering if CS and Architectural Studies would be a good combination to have a similar experience/ similar jobs and internships. We don;t have an actual architecture major, only architectural studies. Would this courseload be too rigorous? or is it not that hard since its only architectural Studies.
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2023.05.30 01:15 soberham I feel like the hard moments aren’t when I slip up
I’ve had some success in the last month plus, but I still drank four nights in that span (including last night). I’m finding that I’ve been able to stay strong in the hardest moments, but then I slip up when there’s no reason to, because my guard is down. For instance, I haven’t drank at all at work events, or on dates. In social situations I’ve essentially stayed perfect. But then there will be moments where I just get a craving and cave for no reason at all. It’s frustrating.
For instance, this Saturday I was at my grandma’s memorial service. It was really hard not to drink at the events after, both because of the circumstances and because everyone around me was drinking heavily. But I pushed through and stayed sober all weekend. But then last night, after I got home, I was walking around my neighborhood. I wasn’t feeling stressed at all. And the the thought of drinking popped into my head, and I just did it without thinking at all.
I wish I could be better about keeping my guard up in those moments where the cravings sneak up on me.
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2023.05.30 01:15 LifeguardDry1277 what part time job should i look for??
i need a summer job to save up money for school and it’s so hard finding a remote job.. i haven’t heard back from anyone. i’m thinking of just pushing myself to find a job at some store but idk what position i should search for that’s gonna be likely to hire me? i don’t want any social interaction whatsoever. what job should i look for?? not warehouse though because i’ve heard too many horror stories and i can barely lift 20lbs
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2023.05.30 01:14 archbedo i’m stressed about going to college
i (17f) am currently extremely stressed about going to college. i got accepted into my dream school and am leaving in late august.
i know i can’t back out because we have already paid so many fees with housing and such. i am contemplating if i made the right decision in this. i’m moving away from my family, my friends, my dog, my mom, my job.
i don’t know how to take out a loan or pay college back for the debt i will be in. i’ve never even had to owe someone 15k and the roommate situation is just even more stressful. i just don’t know how i’m going to be able to do this. it’s all just so much. i don’t even want to go anymore.
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2023.05.30 01:14 -Purrple AITA for accusing him of being jealous?
I went out with Bryan and Jen. He got annoyed about us supposedly talking about men too much and claimed in our previous hangouts, the vibes were good while this time he was excluded. I argued we were the same as usual. He argued most of the time was talking about guys, while other times weren't. I don't know what he's talking about because I always give updates about me and my man. He claimed we were too detailed and spent most of the hours on guys, even at the arcade so we didn't left him to play games alone for a few minutes. I already apologized for that earlier and asked how we were too detailed?
He said talking about my man nonstop, how long sessions last, how much Jen and I love to ride, how wet we get, how so and so is cute, pulling up pictures of guys, sending them DMs, talking about wanting to do a 3 with a banana in the private and the mouth, talking about my man's size down there, exciting things to try, sugar dads, wanting to download apps, the inability to get D while on vacation, and more he doesn't remember since he wasn't paying full attention.
I argued that I don't remember all of this, but even if it's true, there's no problem with it. It's simply being open. He argued he can't chime into the conversation, but I argued he can. He just chose not to because he must be jealous, either because he wants us or because he's mad he isn't getting anything. He argued Jen isn't right now either, but I argued she has gotten a lot in the past and can easily get some now if she tries to since a lot of guys love to do HU. He argued he's not jealous. He just rather have other conversation than guys and getting action for over half the hangout. I argued we still had some talk about school/work/people we know. There's nothing to fill in a hangout time if it's all just about school and work since we don't have music or shows in common.
He argued it's still too much for him to sit there over half the time, needing to think of something to say since he can't participate in conversations about D. I said it's fine for him to admit jealousy, but he still denied it and is mad.
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2023.05.30 01:12 Thop207375 Regi vs Vulcan
After a couple of years, the Regi vs Vulcan drama has come full circle. Regi left the league for a team of full imports. LCS players are paid significantly less now since the bubble popped. With the strike happening, players are out of their jobs and won’t even be making minimal LCS salary.
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2023.05.30 01:11 TransportationNo5979 Info: can someone please explain the imaginary tree?
I’ve never played HI3 or read any of the comics related to it so I’m a little confused about the Imaginary Tree. I get that it’s the reason why there’s different versions of the same person being thrown out but was there an explanation why those two different versions can exist in the same plane of existence (eg SW and Bronya)? The imaginary tree doesn’t sound really imaginative if it has to rehash every person tbh.
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2023.05.30 01:11 lemmegetsommathat Looking for advice on how to cover an electrical box - link to picture included.
From what I understand these boxes should be used in an attic, therefore standard plate covers don’t fit them. What would the best looking fix be that also won’t be against code? Could I caulk a blank plate over them and paint it the wall color? Or are you not allowed to do that…. Trying to get things ready to sell and while this will be disclosed, I want it to look decent. Thanks for any help. https://imgur.com/a/17CWIba
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2023.05.30 01:11 AdAutomatic3960 broken promises about raises
When i was hired i was promised $11 an hour with a raise to 14 after 3 months and an evaluation which basically means they look if you’ve done anything bad and if you’re in uniform. i’ve been here for 4 months and haven’t gotten it yet. i’ve mentioned it to my director who “put in a request” but i haven’t gotten any response and i’ve asked about it multiple times. i’ve talked to coworkers who’ve worked there for 5-6 months and they haven’t gotten it yet. i’ve also been working almost 40 hours a week so should be making 13 base and 17 after eval. what do i do?
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2023.05.30 01:11 metalforhim777 Trying to gain sales tool knowledge so I can go into my next role
So essentially I’m trying to get into a new BDR role and I don’t have experience in things like Outreach, LinkedIn Navigator, or Zoominfo. What resources would you recommend (videos etc) so I can get at least an understanding so I’m not behind on the learning curve? My last role had me only using cold calls/emails, Microsoft Dynamics, and the office suite. It just seems like everyone wants people even at the entry level role where they already know their way around that and it’s rough for me trying to get hired because of that. Thanks for any input.
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2023.05.30 01:11 missssadie Can I afford an apartment?
I (22f) just graduated undergrad and am having a hard time determining whether I can afford an apartment. I lived with my SO for th past 4 years but we have broken up so I’m living w my parents and it is… not the best situation for me mentally.
I just took a full time job making $33,000 a year. I’m single and have a car payment that is about $250 a month, insurance that’s about $100, and a phone bill of about $50. I also have a fellowship that I’m finishing up and by the time I’m done I will have saved about $30,000. I’m actively applying to higher-paying jobs but this is unfortunately what being a first-year educator is looking like.
Many people have told me I’ll be fine, but I grew up poor and struggle to conceptualize finances. I am fiscally responsible, have never missed a car payment, and very risk-averse, so I don’t see myself blowing through my savings, but I am still nervous. Open to any advice (and honestly, just some people who have done this before to assuage my nerves).
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2023.05.30 01:11 Financial-Ebb-966 Aight, so apparently melee units can kill an electric skeletons…
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So I don’t have any “good” proof, but my Jailer (yes I know, Jailer…) killed a charged skeleton as it speeded towards him, he was busy killing a regular zombie and ended up killing the charge skeleton in the process before it could do damage… (location 3, stage 45) submitted by Financial-Ebb-966 to DeadAhead [link] [comments]
2023.05.30 01:10 ArchieInABunker Bo Horvat on LI via @JoePantorno: "I don’t know why this place has gotten that reputation from a lot people. I think it’s such a hidden gem for many reasons: Living, family, the organization, the team, the facilities — I love it here and I’ve only been here for 3 months."
2023.05.30 01:09 whatsupmynameisSofia Any strategies to find a good friends with benefits?
I’m severely sex deprived and I honestly feel like it’s affected my day to day mood/irritability. I’m on birth control and I just want to find a good guy that I can have good sex with. My boundaries are just to provide std results and communicate when they have sex with someone else. Any tips to find someone?(: I’m pretty social just haven’t attempted this as I was in a long term relationship since around the time I started having sex. Any advice/recommendations would be appreciated it ❣️ Also, FWD etiquette I should be aware of???
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2023.05.30 01:09 NoLimitSoldier85 Every No Limit Records Album Released in 1997
2023.05.30 01:09 ministry-of-memes26 Looking for friends!
My fiancé and are moving to Manhattan in July. We don’t know a lot of people out there and are looking to make some friends! Were in our mid twenties and looking forward to experiencing Kansas! We’re both foodies, like to go out have some drinks and play darts, and hike. We also like thrifting, golf, hiking, and any kind of sport! Definitely like to travel and go on adventures also! Other than that we’re an open book and feel free to ask us anything!
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2023.05.30 01:08 ILostMeOldAccount12 Any tips for getting a Kurt Cobain style grunge rasp and voice cracking
I don’t really want a pretty singing voice, and I don’t want Kurt’s amazing vocal range. I just want a decent sounding raspy voice that works for grunge music and covers. And I don’t want to do it by smoking either.
I don’t have enough vocal control to voice crack on purpose yet either, but I’ve done it on accident so I know I’m capable of it.
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2023.05.30 01:07 AnteaterFirst1245 How to handle anxiety burnout , fear of being alone, when I’m alone, and disassociation . F26
I’m having a lot of burnout anxiety lately. It’s causing me to detach and freeze rather than making any progress. My job is close to home . Pays fine. 20$. I moved back home , really adjusting to being on my own again (single after four years) .i can stay till the end of the year at my parents , but I can’t stop stressing that I’m not really happy where I’m at, but my job pays more than most things around, I’m grateful my family is letting me stay back home for a while, but I’m stressed at how expensive rent is, and idk how to find roommates around the end of the year to help split rent so I’m not struggling or paying 75% of my income on rent.
Tdlr: Not full filled with my job, Struggling to be ok with being alone How to find roommates to split rent ? Feeling lost
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