Game Information

Game Title: Crime Boss: Rockay City
Platforms:

• PC (Mar 28, 2023)

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Developer: Ingame Studios
Publisher: 505 Games
Review Aggregator:
OpenCritic - 50 average - 20% recommended - 6 reviews

Critic Reviews

Attack of the Fanboy - Noah Nelson - 3 / 5

Crime Boss: Rockay City's execution isn't revolutionary or exceptional, but its shot at an innovative roguelike campaign is a praiseworthy proof of concept. It might not have the most versatile activities, best gunplay, or first-class writing, but Crime Boss: Rockay City does provide an interesting experience that, like a cheap B-movie, has that certain kind of charm you can't help but enjoy.

Inverse - Corey Plante - 6 / 10

Rockay City has something interesting in its novel campaign structure, and its modest price tag currently discounted to $31.99 makes it an outright bargain. But there’s not enough to appreciate that warrants anybody to stick around for more than a random night with some buddies. The whole project is clearly a loving homage to the glory days of ‘90s action flicks, but the tone-deaf execution misses the mark. But how long can that hold your attention for when your multiplayer game time is far better spent elsewhere?

Screen Rant - Jason Hon - 2.5 / 5

The limited time to play the review build of Crime Boss: Rockay City felt unfinished and needed more gameplay activities and depth. With the game planned to be a live service experience, with more time, developer InGame Studios will hopefully add more features and gameplay mechanics to help the game stand out in the multiplayer shooter genre. There is fun to be had with a team of four friends completing missions together. Still, in its current state, Crime Boss: Rockay City feels like a low-level wannabe criminal trying to get rich quick on a street populated with multiplayer shooters who already do better.

Shacknews - Lucas White - 5 / 10

If the idea of playing a shooter crammed on top of a modern edition of Drug Wars, full of pseudo ironic stunt casting and roguelike gimmicks sounds like a good time, boy do I have a game for you. The only game for you, really. All snark aside I don’t think I’ve ever played a game quite like Crime Boss: Rockay City. It’s a massive swing and a big miss, with enough force to crack the sound barrier while the ball stays in the catcher’s mitt. It’s neither a cynical corporate cringe like Sharknado, nor is it a low-budget dud you’d expect to see a crew of robot puppets heckle. It’s weird, loud and uncanny. Frankly I’m surprised Christopher Walken didn’t show up.

TheGamer - Lex Luddy - 2 / 5

There’s very little you could get out of Crime Boss that you couldn’t get out of Payday 2 next time it comes around in a Steam sale. And besides, I think those masks that “are for pussies” are actually really cool.

Rock, Paper, Shotgun - Alice Bell - Unscored

A sloppy, buggy Payday pretender whose USP of using 90s movie stars is probably the worst thing about it.

Hi! This is the first post in what I hope to be (about) a 7 part series following the adventures of a human destroyer with a crew who was not trained for diplomacy becoming the last chance for peace between two alien species who aren’t very happy that their first contact with humanity is a purpose-built warship blundering into their space. Kida sorta. This is my first time writing anything like this, or really anything at all for public viewership, so feedback is welcome!
This is the prologue, the framing sequence is kinda vague here, this is mostly just to set up the main cast of this show and the titular gunboat, the UNS Crazy Train, so apologies if it drags a bit in a couple places, but I figured it’d be best to exposit now and focus on a more character driven story later (unless y'all really like exposition). Future chapters will probably use the memory transcription framing sequence, the next one will for sure, but I'm not great at writing in first person, so it depends after that. I’m aiming for one post a week, but IRL may have other plans for me.
Credit to u/SpacePaladin15 for his original series, The Nature of Predators, It is very good! Read it if you haven’t because, 1:why are you on the NoP subreddit without reading NoP? Silly. And 2:None of this will probably make sense unless you already know a good chunk of NoP’s plot.
I started working on this before part 98 came out, but this story is not set in the primary canon, so effectively that's about where it diverges from the normal timeline. I'll do my best to avoid contradicting lore from before 99 wherever possible!
That's enough introduction, on with the prologue!

Historical Record: July 12th, 2137
“Captain Krenshaw?”
The captain didn’t look up from his datapad, beckoning the visitor into his office. Probably just another new batch of paperwork for me to sign. While he was enthusiastic about captaining the UNS Crazy Train, the first in the UN’s new class of siege-breaker destroyers, he hadn’t anticipated the amount of documents he would have to sign and submit before. Liability waivers for every new piece of equipment on board, confirmations of deliveries of a dozen different ammo types, and signing the admittance documents for every one of the six hundred and thirty souls on board. Maybe the engineers have a new type of wrench they need approval to distribute to the workstations, he thought with a rueful smile.
The ship had been scheduled to launch five days prior, but the fueling shuttle had somehow brought fuel rods half again too long to fit in the reactor, and so the geniuses in engineering had figured out a way to cut them down to size. It was faster than waiting for replacements, but by no means a fast process, and some logistician had decided to take advantage of the ship sitting in dry dock above Mars and managed to add thirty tons of cargo to the manifest.
“The last of the ammunition has been loaded, we have one last matter to attend to before we are cleared for cast off.” The visitor said while handing him a clipboard.
The captain stood, recognizing the voice of Commander Wilson, his second in command and long time friend. If the commander was hand-delivering a hard copy, this must be an important piece of cargo. A cursory reading of the document proved him right, much to his consternation.
“We’re transporting war criminals now, Hanah? I thought four hundred incendiary bombs for the Fissan’s new “terraforming” project was a bit much, Lieutenant Kiref was already complaining about how he wouldn’t get any time to train with his marines with all this guard duty, and now he’s going to have to have to incorporate at least ten people into prisoner watch.”
Wilson shrugged. “I tried to argue with them, but apparently these criminals need to be delivered to the Venlil High Courts pronto. UN command wants any Arxur sympathetic to our cause to know that we don’t use exterminator tactics on defectors.”
Krenshaw sighed, “Great, just what I need to be worried about, racist pyromaniacs on a ship packed to the brim with napalm charges. I suppose I should go and talk to them before we set off, acceptable conduct and all that.” He rolled his eyes. “We’re ready to go other than that?”
Wilson nodded, and Krenshaw followed her out of his office, leaving her in the battle bridge to make final preparations, while the captain got in a lift down to the dock connecting them to the Martian Shipyards.
As he passed the levels, he again marveled at the warship he was now in command of. The Crazy Train was not a particularly large ship, coming in at just under half a klick long and a quarter of that in width and an eighth in height, but the armor made her literally second to none. While the lower half of her twin hulls were armored comparably to any other human warship, the top halves were covered and connected by a series of armor plates collectively thicker than the wingspan of Earth’s largest fighter, not even including spacing. In order to account for her massive weight, the four primary propulsion thrusters (one at the front and rear of each hull) could rotate to face straight down for atmospheric flight.
Her design had been the result of information gleaned during the UN Shadow Fleet’s marauding attack through Chief Hunter Shaza’s sector, notably the complete lack of any anti-capital ship weapons on the surface of any of the Arxur cattle worlds. A conversation with some of the Arxur sympathetic to humanity, and interrogation of one of the cattle farm overseers revealed the reason: apparently, about sixty years ago a cattle world had been drained of guards for another all-out attack, leaving just under one hundred Arxur in charge of roughly three thousand Mazics. One stampede later, and the Arxur had lost control of the farm and all of its anti-starship heavy plasma railguns. The facility was removed with antimatter bombs, but over a hundred bombers were lost in an operation that, had the guns not been operational, could have been handled by three or four. Rather than rework their entire military strategy to rely on smaller, more flexible forces that didn’t require reducing entire galactic sectors to skeleton crews, the Arxur just moved all the heavy guns to orbital installations.
As a result, the UN commissioned three new classes of warship under “Project Rustler,” with the objective of creating purpose-built warships for eliminating orbital defense platforms and liberating cattle farms. The designers of the Crazy Train had come up with the quintessentially human tactic of building a ship so heavily armored and with such powerful engines that she could hard burn past the platforms, dumping dozens of boarding torpedoes and enough countermeasures to cloak a small fleet in her wake, hover above the farm, drop the onboard detachment of marines to the surface, rescue as many cattle as possible, and escape virtually unharmed due to the upper armor plate being thick enough to take dozens of shots that would split a larger ship in two in stride.
Captain Krenshaw’s musings were interrupted by the bell indicating someone else was getting on the lift. The doors slid open, and the massive form of an Arxur blocked the doorway before quickly ducking inside the elevator.
“Mornin’ Captain” growled Lieutenant Kiref, crouching slightly to avoid whacking his head on the seven foot tall ceiling. “I’m heading down to the docks to take delivery of that batch of prisoners. Where are you headed?”
“Same place actually, I figured you might need some help.”
The Lieutenant waved his tail to indicate his skepticism. “Captain, I am more than capable of taking delivery of three Venlil, who are already cuffed. If they are that heavy, I can requisition some marines to help drag their bodies to their cells after they faint. Why are we hauling prisoners anyway? The version of the orders I got were blocked out.”
“Kiref, these are war criminals, exterminators deployed with the UN army on an Arxur scientific research base.”
Kiref cut in, “Well at least they should be accustomed to seeing sentient predator species then, shouldn’t that make them easier to handle?”---”Sir?” quickly correcting his mistake. Captain Krenshaw is tolerant of a lack of decorum, but I really need to get the hang of these human honorifics for the next time I have to justify my service to some admiral Kiref internally chastised himself.
“They were found by their commanding officer after having burned several defectors to death, so I think fainting is nowhere near the worst situation we could have.” Kiref’s yellow slitted eyes went wide, then narrowed with anger. “What’s more, there was another defector who was still on fire, and survived, so this will definitely go public. The UN wanted to try the exterminators at the Hague, make sure everybody else knows that’s not how humanity treats defectors and POWs, but Tarva insisted that they be tried on Venlil Prime. The UN wants to announce the trial before the story breaks, so the prisoners are taking the next ship to Venlil Prime, which is us.”
“Thanks for the heads up, and glad to know the ship’s leaving soon.” The captain nodded in agreement to the last sentiment, as the doors to the lift opened, revealing the ready deck, which was supposed to be kept clear for troops and equipment for planetary landings, but which was currently packed to the brim with shipping containers full of napalm and canned fruit. The pair made their way through the labyrinth to the airlock connecting the Crazy Train to the dock, Kiref taking note of the lack of any dropships within the hangar.
“Captain, has there been any word on when we will be taking on any landing vessels, and of what type they may be? I was hoping to run disembarkation drills with the landing party.”
“Some new Nevok design they don’t want to be sending the schematics over long range broadcast, probably a good idea given how poor the cybersecurity on those old Fed transmitters is.” The captain replied, with a chuckle at the last part. “You should have at least some time to train on the way to the rest of the fleet. I understand you had planned on using the ready deck to train for surface combat, but since that isn’t an option, I’ll set aside the living quarters and sickbay for the freed prisoners as a simulation for boarding actions.”
Kiref swung his tail in a gesture of appreciation. “I thank you for your consideration sir. I will make sure my men will be capable of securing any ship in the Dominion or Federation within less than a half an hour after boarding.”
Stepping through the airlock, the pair walked onto the dock, which was as large as a highway, and populated sparsely by crewmen loading the last few containers and a squad of marines who snapped to attention as the two officers walked passed. Sticking out like a sore thumb among all the sailors were three of the baldest looking Venlil either man had ever seen seated in benches a little way down the dock, flanked by four uncomfortable looking guards in UNMP uniforms. Upon seeing the alien’s strange haircuts, Kiref glanced quizzically at his commanding officer, who just muttered “exterminators” in response, causing Kiref to roll his eyes. The exterminators were wearing hand (or paw) cuffs clearly designed for someone much larger than them, and The lead exterminator, judging by the insignia pinned to his fire-resistant uniform, glared at Kiref with a look that betrayed not so much fear as anger and disgust.
As Captain Krenshaw began signing over custody of the prisoners, the lead exterminator let out a yell. “Hey human! You know you got a monster in your crew?” The captain put down his pen and turned to face the Venlil, a terrifying look in his eye that made the other two Venlil back down. The leader carried on, oblivious “We could take care of it for you! That thing’s a danger to anybody on board, at least get your chief of security to confine it to a cell!”
Lieutenant Kiref snapped his eyes over to the Venlil, and unsheathed his claws, causing the exterminator to take an involuntary step back. “I’m sorry prisoner,” said the Arxur, his every syllable dripping with venom “I didn’t quite hear you, would you care to repeat that?”
The captain jumped between the two aliens. “THAT’S ENOUGH!”
“Look, human, that thing-”
“I SAID ENOUGH. For future reference, his name is Lieutenant Kiref, not ‘it,’ mine is Captain Krenshaw, not ‘human,’ and as commander of my ship’s marine detachment, he is the security chief. You are under his charge for the duration of our voyage, so I suggest you treat him with the respect he is due.” The captain turned to the Lieutenant. “Take these war criminals to the brig. You know the handbook on prisoner transport inside and out, I trust you will have no problem keeping them confined?”
“None whatsoever” said Kiref, grinning at the now cowering Venlil. He motioned for two marines who were coming back from the interior of the shipyard, and the three of them escorted the cuffed Venlil into the bowels of the ship.
The captain sighed and turned back to the four military police officers, and finished filling out the clipboard before handing it back to the officer who had given it to him.
“Safe travels, captain, and good luck” The man said.
“Thanks, we’ll definitely need it.” Captain Krenshaw turned and began calling over his radio to the crew, “Alright, seal all airlocks, disconnect all umbilicals and prepare to release docking clamps, we will be underway within the hour.”
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The ship wasn’t under way for very long.
The UNS Crazy Train exited hyperdrive about four lightyears from the edge of the Sol system, just over a day and a half after departure in a patch of seemingly uninteresting space. Captain Krenshaw ran onto the bridge, disheveled but attempting to put on a professional face, buttoning the last button on his jacket. “What’s the status?” This was a charted area of space, if there had been an asteroid or large space rock,it should have been marked on the map, and the only other plausible option was an enemy fleet, which seemed absent.
Commander Wilson turned at his entrance, vacating the command chair “We’re not sure what it is, the automated navigator detected an absurdly large object in our path, but only picked it up at the last second, and was able to break us out of FTL within just forty klicks of the object. Scanner Officer Casey is investigating now, but we haven’t seen anything since going sunlight.”
The captain took a seat and looked over at the sensor station. “Any ideas yet Caysey?” Officer Casey was by far both the youngest and least experienced member of the Crazy Train’s bridge crew, but Krenshaw was somewhat concerned with the Dossur’s ability to perform his duties under stress. He had been diagnosed with “predator disease” which manifested as an extreme lack of fear response, which meant that he was capable of exchanging small talk over lunch with Kiref for three whole minutes before fainting. Krenshaw had been assured multiple times that the diminutive officer would be just fine in performing his duties as long as the enemies stayed on the other side of a screen, and the Dossur’s natural extremely fast reflexes proved Caysey was adept at identifying and distinguishing targets, so the captain was hopeful, if a bit cautious.
Caysey looked up from his screen, his field of view severely limited by his blinders. “Captain, the only thing that could have blipped into and immediately out of sensor range that fast was another ship passing dangerously close without announcing it’s heading, headed inbound for Earth.”
“An invasion fleet perhaps? Should we turn around?”
“I don’t think so, It would have skipped in front of us for a fraction of a second. The object was detected for over a second, at the speeds we’re talking about, in order to do that the ship would have to be literally light-seconds long, and wide too given the distance this thing seems to stretch on to the sides” The scanner officer looked back to his panel and took several deep breaths before continuing. “I think sensor error is the more likely option. Possibly also some sort of energy field orbiting a local sun at superluminal speeds, but that’s not supported by any scientific theories I know of,” Caysey hastily added.
“I think we’ll avoid examination of theoretical physics for now, drop a beacon and we’ll see if anyone wants to send out a science ship later, helm, continue at sunlight speeds until we clear this field.” The captain said, relaxing a bit. We were needed at the front weeks ago, every day we aren’t there, more people die in Arxur farms.
The ship slowly trundled forwards at sunlight speeds for a few minutes, all eyes were looking at their instruments. The bow punched into the zone, the bridge crew collectively taking deep breaths.
“We should be clear in twenty seconds” Wilson called out.
The whole ship was in the space where the disturbance had been now.
“Fifteen seconds…”
No objects on scanners within the collision warning perimeter
“Ten seconds…”
The bow had reached the far side.
“Five…”
With one and a half seconds to go, Caysey yelled out “WAIT-” but it was too late. Within half a second the entirety of the UNS Crazy Train was engulfed in a bizarre energy field. The standard lighting on the bridge cut out and the emergency bulbs burst from the power surge, plunging the ship into total darkness. The ship rocked violently as the engines gimbaled in random directions. Faster than even the Dossur could react, every electrical system on the ship was flooded with power levels dozens of times higher than what they had been designed to handle. The helmsman screamed as his hands were electrified by the absurd amperage traveling through the ship’s wheel. The ship's reactors tripped, dropping the control rods within another half second, triggering warnings on every panel on the engineering decks.
Within another second the energy had passed, leaving the Crazy Train drifting lifeless in deep space. The turbines slowly winding down triggered the emergency batteries to connect to the ships power, keeping the remaining systems functional, for now. The backup computer activated, rerouting power through backup conduits wherever possible, and developing a list of what needed to be replaced.
Captain Krenshaw was the first to get to his feet. “Is anyone injured?”
“Helmsman Jones' hands are burned pretty badly, should I escort him to sickbay?” said Commander Wilson, helping the injured man to his feet.
“Please do, then help Dr. Mulvan get a triage going.” The captain replied. “Is there anything on scanners, Caysey?
“No s-sir” panted Caysey slowly getting to his fleet. “I should be able to check the beacon we dropped just before we entered the field.” The Dossur was quiet for several seconds. “Sir our comms and scanners may be more damaged than the computer says, I can’t even establish that the beacon is there. Should I launch another?”
“If we have that functionality, then do so. It seems your superluminal energy field hypothesis may have some merit after all” replied the captain, still a bit shaken.
Caysey punched a few buttons before frowning. “The next beacon is launched, and it’s meeting all expected readings. It’s like the other probe just disappeared.”
Krenshaw didn’t give it much thought, contacting engineering to see when the situation on damage control was. The damage turned out to have been mostly superficial or to redundant components, mainly to lighting systems and some CIWS targeting systems. All things that could be replaced in-flight or swapped out quickly at the next port. The only crucial component the ship was missing was the long range communications array, leading to the captain's decision to continue on towards Venlil Prime. At least they have an approach vector lined up for us, we would be cruising into extremely heavy traffic with no comms and dodgy sensors if we head back to Earth. So much for a peaceful maiden voyage, although at least it’s not the worst thing that could have happened...

Thanks for reading, it means a lot! Again, thanks to SpacePaladin15 as well! Hope to see y'all next time on Gunboat Diplomacy!
(also did anybody else know disembarkation was the proper word? I just kinda assumed it was disembarkment until google and spellcheck corrected me)

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Soundscapers - Es Paradis (Jay Vegas Remix)
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Space Castorz - Made For (Extended Mix)
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Space Food - Epsilon
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Space Food - Hope
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St.Ego - Memories (Return to Saturn Remix)
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Subnode - Earth (Monojoke Remix)
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Subnode - Earth (Not Demure Remix)
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Coss - Denge
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Delistic - I\'ve Got the Power
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Dr Feel - Ngoma Yekwedu
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Forty Cats - Forest Beast (Paul Deep Remix)
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Freenzy Music - About Things
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George Z - The Way You Move (Extended Mix)
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There's no Datamine megathread, even like four hours after the datamine (EDIT: but naturally like ten minutes after I posted this), so fine, separate thread it is! Admittedly, I have not actually been logging into the game the last few days. But my limited interest in the daily in and out of the game doesn't stop my interest in its development and its new characters, and I know lots of people like having this analysis.
As usual, I may misread information, as it's well past midnight, so please let me know of any mistakes so I can correct them. Also also, any time it comes to exact damage numbers, I'm clueless - other people handle that math, so while I might be able to give a good 'sense' of them, don't expect full accuracy. Consider this an introduction, not a perfect analysis.

Steven (Special Costume) & Stoutland (Shiny)

Cheren's Replacement is a Normal Tech. He is like a better Classic Red, designed around helping a single ally shine. His opening Tackle in battle will inflict a Variable Rebuff 1 based on the target's weakness, and gives the party status immunity for good measure. He then has a few tools: Super Effective Up for an ally is welcome by lots of units (though more can give themselves it these days, it is a sync multiplier!). His other TM adds Spd +2 and Phys Next Up 3 to an ally for non-sync turns. And he can also use B Leer 3 times, as long as a rebuffed target is around; this inflicts AoE PAtk, PDef, and Spd -2, as well as Restrain and Can't Dodge. And for good measure if he tackles a unit who can't dodge, he can buff party speed, because sure. Why not. Steven might not have the big fat numbers people usually associate with modern techs, but he is going to be a super welcome ally any time you want to make another unit's numbers get fat, especially if they're physical, and is easily the star unit this month.
Wanna go all in? 2/5 adds a 50% confusion to Tackle, MP Refresh for his super useful TMs, sandstorm support (sure, why not), Auto Party Speed +1, and help with gauge generation and chances of self PDef/SDef buffing when tackling; the MP refreshes are definitely the focus here. 3/5 ups his TM to Phys Next +4, gives Adrenaline 2 (give him another through Lucky Skills to shave an entire cycle!), lets his own sync give stuff like free move next and MP refreshes, a sync damage bonus against restrained foes (this won't make it nearly as good as you expect from techs though), and adds flinch and accuracy debuffs to tackle when hitting units after B Leer. Honestly you could absolutely just leave Steven at 1/5 and be perfectly fine, but the extra sync cycle skip at 3/5 and further damage buffs are going to be super welcome for a lot of people.

Shauna (Special Costume) & Klefki

Steel Support. Brings the always welcome Potions, and a TM that gives party Status Move Defense and Debuff Defense, as well as party Crit +2; both of these also give herself PDef and SDef +1. She then fills the time with Mirror Shot or, more likely, the 1-gauge Tackle. But every time she uses an attacking move, she inflicts a random stat -1 to the target to give a +1 to the entire party for it. Oh, and this random stat steal occurs every time she's hit, too, though that stolen buff only goes to her. And that's... the whole of it. This over time stat stealing is absolutely focused towards longer form fights like Legendary Arenas, where it will have lots of time to be really powerful; not sure she'll be all that useful for champion stadiums at base though.
2/5 adds the usual potion nodes, upgrades Mirror Shot to a 60% accuracy debuff, gives auto regen and party PAtk/SAtk +1 options, and adds a 50% chance of Trap on hits to add some free chip damage. 3/5 fills out those Potion nodes, adds Reflect to her TM, gives auto-Endure, adds a party All Stats +1 after her first sync, and doubles down on her stat stealing - both on defense and on offense (though the extra offensive steal is only 50%). All those extra tools definitely will help her party out if you're trying to use her in faster settings, so she'll probably feel like she 'needs' it a little more than most limited supports.

Zinnia (Special Costume) & Thievul

Dark Tech. She has X Attack All and a 2-use TM that gives Debuff Immunity temporarily, as well as Eva +1 and Crit +2. I started by mentioning those because her first TM use in battle, whichever you choose, also inflicts Dark Rebuff 1 on all foes. Then she has Crunch, but also a 1-use B Night Slash (just requires something to be dark rebuffed to use), which is a high damage attack that always hits, is guaranteed crit, steals enemy stat buffs, and temporarily inflicts a new effect, No Stat Increase to the enemy field, preventing them from benefiting from TMs. Her sync multiplier is based off her own buffs, while a passive also gives her Free Move Next when hitting unbuffed foes. A natural Vigilance rounds it out. One of many 'mess up the enemy buffs' units, but in a new way that will make her a welcome ally to anyone trying to maximize the damage of, say, Lear or SS Korrina's Sync, and timing that B Night Slash well might really trivialize some fights actually. Not a must have, but a neat one.
Take her to 2/5 and her TM also gives her a random stat buff, Crunch becomes a 60% PDef debuff, and she can get some small buffs like Eva +3 and Supereffective Next Up when dropped to critical, or after her first sync. As you expect from a tech, 3/5 is big stuff. Crunch gets an entire extra PDef drop, then she gets move buffs for lowered PDef and opponents having no boosted stats, and fat sync multipliers for her own buffs and enemy missing debuffs, much like what makes Lear's sync number huge. There's also some other small boons like a 70% chance to flinch when the target is unbuffed and Extension for the No Stat Increases effect, so she's more likely to be able to take advantage of all these things. As is tradition for a tech, her utility is at 1/5, and her damage mode is locked behind 3/5.

Lyra (Special Costume) & Phanpy

Not what I expected out of this event. Ground Support with pretty fat natural defenses. Her personal TM is party PAtk +1, PDef +3, and gives her the same type resistance effect as Thorton, which is a good effect for a tank, Thorton's just not a great unit so it's not made much of a mark up to this point. She also packs Mini Potion All to help the party, so she'll be great for surviving physical fights. Beyond that, she has 1-gauge Mud Shot to debuff accuracy, or Earthquake for AoE to proc her other special advantage - Ground Rebuff 1 on her first hit on targets in combat. She also buffs the party's PAtk by 1 whenever she's hit, and when she uses her first sync in battle gives the party a Phys Moves +1. All around a very solid anti-phys support or general ground amplifier, especially if you're not keen on sandstorm or don't have Excadrill.
Wanna give her duplicates? 2/5 adds Speed debuffs to Earthquake, Potion MP refreshing, some Sandstorm buffs (she's naturally able to get immunity), and Sterner Stuff 2 to reduce damage further when hit physically, as well as a 30% chance of free move when hit. 3/5 adds master healer and more MP refresh to mini potion, boosts her TM to +2 PAtk, and gives natural access to Vigilance, as well as First Aid 4, party crit buffing when using a move, auto party SDef +2, and Protect after using her sync. Overall both of her upgrades add a good chunk, with 3/5 making her able to buff a wider variety of stats; nothing mandatory but nothing most players would turn down either.

Lorelei (Variety) & Cloyster

I'mma be real: Variety scouts could just be Spotlights and it would be better for the game. Anyway, Ice Support, a pretty rare type. Her 1 use TM is party PDef +4, Crit +2, and Endure; then she also brings X Attack All, Protect, and a 2-gauge filler. That filler is pretty strong for a support due to a guaranteed 5-hit Icicle Spear, but it's still support offensive stats - the kicker is that each individual hit has a 50% chance of generating a move gauge refresh and a 30% chance of self healing. She does have the physical bulk for that to matter too... but it's not exactly a stellar kit, is it, especially without maxing any of those stats she buffs either.
Duplicates do help. 2/5 gives her TM a refresh that makes it much better, lets X Attack All buff her speed a bit, and interestingly adds a 20% chance per hit speed debuff to Icicle Spear, as well as a bit of Hailstorm assistance (immunity is at 1/5) and an automatic Reflect when she hits low HP. 3/5 lets X Attack All buff PDef if you don't want to rely on the MP refresh, adds innate Vigilance, plus First Aid 4 and Auto Regen for much more bulk. It also further adds 20% PDef debuff chance to each hit of Icicle Spear, and lets her Sync partly heal the party and give Phys Next Up 1 after its first use. All these upgrades do make her a more interesting support with a more complete kit; but while I won't say she needs 3/5, it sure feels like she will to be worth paying attention to.

Bruno (Variety) & Onix

Rock Support feels pretty rare. He brings the always welcome Dire Hit All +, and a 1-use TM (though with MP refresh at 1/5) with party PAtk +2, PDef +6, and Phys Next Up 1. This is backed up with Screech for -2 PDef filler, or Rock Throw if you need just 1 gauge. This is rounded out with Auto-Endure, party Speed buffs whenever hit, and extra damage reduction against physical moves. And... yep. That's it. There's nothing wrong with this kit, but even as nice as defensive buffers with debuffs are (hi BP Clemont)... well, let's say that this kind of unit being limited is part of why I'm falling out of love with the game.
But if you're a mega fan of Bruno's muscles, does it get better with dupes? 2/5 adds Speed buffing on the TM and at battle start, extra defense against electric attacks, and usual support 2/5 stuff like Quick Cure. 3/5 adds party PAtk buffs to Rock Throw, guaranteed 2 gauge refill on Screech so it's basically free, party Regen on the TM, a 30% chance to retain Endure, and Protect and Party Phys Next Up 1 after sync. ....so, uh, no, it doesn't really get that much better with dupes. Again, I'll stress - still a useable unit, but this is the least impressed I've been with a unit in a long time. At least Lorelei does interesting things with Icicle Spear.

Steven (Lodge) & Cradily

Everyone knew it would happen eventually. Rock Tech, and our second Stealth Rock unit - though frankly anyone who has used Bertha knows how unimpressive that is; he does get Accel the first time he does it, and his sync is keyed off it being active, but that's still not much better. His TM is self SAtk +2, SDef +2, and self Endure, which isn't bad. He has Ancient Power, but also Acid, which thanks to a passive is a 1-gauge move with 50% SDef debuffing, which isn't the worst either. Natural extra defense against water also rounds out the kit. Fill out his grid and you can add some other buffs to Stealth Rock (self Crit Next and Supereffective Next help a sync a lot actually alongside a sync multiplier for some solid numbers), and more SpAtk buffing to his TM. You can make Ancient Power a 90% self omnibuff, which is kinda cool too I guess, as well as gaining a 30% flinch on whichever attack you'd rather, and some general move damage ups that probably won't save his low base power. Again, everyone who has tried using Bertha knows how mediocre Stealth Rock is, but he has a fairly spicy nuke capability and the Ancient Power gimmick is cute, even if he can't leverage most of those stats. Not a unit you'll chase the original Steven for though.

Buffs To Old Units

• Caitlin & Reuniclus will be receiving the traditional Masters Day 5* unit buff. 1/5 gains completely free SpAtk and Speed buffs. 2/5 adds Crit +2 to her TM, and a move damage boost based on SpAtk buffs. Finally, 3/5 adds Sync Power Flux for a multiplier, and Free Move Next every time she lands a supereffective Move, which will help a lot with her low speed. Is this gonna be transformative? I doubt it... but it's also sure nothing she'll turn down; pretty much any attacker would want to have that. She's still kinda gotta struggle against the fact Giovanni exists though.
  
• Steven & Metagross get their Pokefair rerun expansion. 2/5 adds flinch immunity, but also Tough Sync 3 for some extra punch. 4/5 adds the relatively useless Protect After First Sync, but does also add an AoE PDef -2 after using his sync, which isn't too bad but is nothing super urgent. 5/5 adds Vigilance (still at 10 energy cost), or a guaranteed flinch on your Bullet Punches. Unlike some of the more recent 5/5 expansions, this is relatively chill and not a 'must have' to make the unit succeed. The damage boost is down at 2/5, the extra stuff is just some extra icing options.
  

And that's... mostly it? Or it would be, but EXes just got added to a ton of units. Note that minus the first one we'll cover, all these units don't have new outfits - but they do have access to the buff of becoming an EX.

• Roxanne & Probopass will get their EX (with outfit!) on Masters Day. Roxanne's already one of the better F2P supports; she'll absolutely love the extra tanking stats from going to 6* though and the boosted sync buff from Supports is always welcome.
  
• Bugsy & Scyther need a goddamn rerun already, but hey, he gets his EX! His phys-assisting kit might be aging, but a support EX helps him achieve his goal quite a bit!
  
• All 4-star BP Units are getting their EXes. Of note, the Supports obviously are super welcome, because Support EX is always solid. The others? Ehhh. Erika is a toxic stall unit, where sync damage doesn't matter much to start with. Then, the others - Zinnia, Candice, and especially Karen - don't have excellent syncs to begin with. You could make a case for Sophocles though; his sync is actually alright and adding AoE makes it much easier for him to finish a fight before recoil takes him out.
  
• All Lodge Units will also be receiving their EXes. Again, the Supports obviously love this. However, many of the Lodge attackers also have acceptable syncs to begin with - Silver, Rose, N, Marnie, and especially Serena have syncs that already break the 2m raw damage threshold, and sure wouldn't mind getting stronger. The rest aren't that impressive, sadly.
  
• Finally, The Eeveelution Trio (Lucas & Flareon, Kris & Jolteon, and Lyra & Vaporeon) from the first Variety Scout are also getting their EXes. I know not many pulled for these units, which fair - but anyone who grabbed any of these and raised them to 3/5 probably knows that they actually had some very high damage syncs even without an EX. And I mean that - Flareon actually has the third strongest Fire sync, and this should easily move him to second place, only behind the insane SS May. If you invested into these units, go the extra mile for the EX and watch them soar.
  

This is part 3 of a week long game we started early in the week.
Part 1: https://www.reddit.com/useJamesonRhymecomments/123swtw/about_6_dates_to_marry_first_date_the_picnic_who/
Part 2: https://www.reddit.com/useJamesonRhymecomments/124em91/6_dates_to_marry_second_date_disneyworld_who/)
But to recap, I’m fixing you up on a blind date with 6 people. Each day, you will eliminate the contestant you are least interested in. At the end of the week, we’ll see who democracy has chosen for you.
Yesterday, the sub eliminated Penn.
You called Penn up to break the news, and thankfully they were understanding.
“I’m sorry to hear that, Redditor. I rather enjoyed our chats. You’re a great hang, but I understand. I’ve been single for a while so what’s a little while longer? I’m sure I’ll find the one soon and I hope you do too. Thanks for two great dates- you’re top notch.”
For the third round, your dates are taking you out to someplace that they love and you’ll get to experience a bit of what makes them tick.
Select the person you’d like to eliminate and tomorrow, you will go on a fourth date with the remaining 3 people. You can also revisit the links up top to review the first and second dates if you want to refresh on your previous experience with each of the remaining prospects.

Jessen

“Hey there’s an open window. That’s perfect, let’s go in!”
Jessen leads you through a busted out window into the cement decay of an abandoned building that looks like it hasn’t been inhabited since the 70’s.
“Are you sure this is okay?” you ask.
“Totally! I do this all the time. I love finding new abandoned buildings to explore and see what I find. It’s like modern archeology. My parents don’t know though, so don’t say anything if you meet them.”
“Sure. How did you get into this?”
“Mmm. That parts kinda weird. But long story short, I used to cut myself a lot when I was really depressed. I’d come to places like this because nobody was here. But don’t worry, that’s all in my past now. These days I just explore and mess around. You can throw a brick at a wall or break a window and who cares. It’s just fun. Wanna try it? Take this rock and throw it at anything.”
“Uh…ok.”
You take the rock and half-heartedly throw it at a cinema poster on the wall.
“See. Who cares, right? Wasn’t that fun?” Jessen then walks over and kicks a small filing cabinet over.
“Take that, you stupid filing cabinet!” Jessen says laughing. “I’ve been trying to learn to look at the bright parts of life. But sometimes it feels good to kick over a filing cabinet.”
You guys spend an hour or so there talking about life. You learn that Jessen is a receptionist at a dentist’s office, but doesn’t really like the job, but also doesn’t know what else they’d do. Money is not an issue because they live at home and their parents cover a lot. So for now, Jessen is just killing time in life.

Brux

You’ve found yourself at a nice park on the outskirts of town. Sitting on a bench facing a large green area, Brux hands you some fabric and a needle and begins teaching you how to knit.
“It’s a little tricky at first, but you’ll get the hang of it,” Brux assures.
“So you knit here a lot?”
“When I can. It’s super peaceful and I like the fresh air.”
“Don’t take this the wrong way, but I’m surprised you’re into knitting. You don’t seem like one of those fashion-obsessed types.”
Brux smirks lightly. “You calling me a slob?”
“No, no, I-“
“Relax, I know you didn’t mean anything by it. Some things are more about the process than the result.”
“I guess you have a ‘point’ there!” you say, making a mock stabbing gesture toward Brux with your needle. But in a flash, Brux drops everything, grabs your needle hand, bending it behind your back, and shoves your torso toward your knees. After a second, they release their grip and apologize profusely.
“I’m so sorry!! It was a total reflex, I didn’t mean to do that! Please forgive me,” Brux says with a heavy blush as they help you back upright.
“Okay sure…but you need to tell me what’s up. Last time we met, you Houdini’d my wallet out of my pocket without me ever feeling a thing. Today you Bruce Lee’d me into a pretzel in the space of one second. I get that it was a reflex, but not a lot of people have that reflex. What’s the deal here???”
“It’s actually just from work.”
“Work?”
“I’m a stunt double. I work on films and stuff. My specialty is martial arts, so I stand in for a lot of the female macho types.”
“What?? Why am I just hearing this?”
“I don’t like to tell people because then they get all weird and start asking about celebrities and whatever. But I’m not a big red carpet type. It’s just a job for me. My parents put me in martial arts from an early age and I got scouted at a tournament and so I started taking film gigs because…money. But it’s not my identity. Sitting here on a bench with my yarns and good company is more my speed.”

Blue

And now for something complete different. After the blast you guys had at Disneyworld, this was a total contrast.
“Alright, we’re here!” Blue says as they park their SUV in a space beside a mountain. “This is the best hike in town!”
Blue then takes a swig of their energy drink and belches loudly as you guys open your car doors to get out. That burp sounded way louder than it needed to.
“Wow, you’re a rugged one, aren’t you?” you comment.
“I guess! I do a lot of camping and hiking and all that.”
Finally! That was the perfect segue to bring up that burning issue that’s been in the back of your mind. Sure, Blue was a sculpture-ready work of art, but that first date…
“Oh, so you do a lot of outdoor stuff? I guess that skill came in handy for that, uh, accident at the picnic the other day. I’m so glad you weren’t sick or anything. I was worried.”
“Accident? I didn’t have an accident. I took a dump. Just like everyone does- and a fat one at that!” they said with a comically exaggerated wink and a click of the tongue.
“But right behind a tree?” you say, trying to force a laugh so things don’t get too awkward.
“Life’s too short to hold onto energy. You see the peak on that mountain? That’s the challenge. You see this apple and granola bar? This is energy. Energy in, energy out, keep moving. Anyway, I grew up in a house with a dad and three brothers. We were always outdoors. But I’m kinda the high-fiber, water guzzling health nut in the family. My dad always jokes that my dog should carry a plastic baggie for me when we go out! But anyway, I’m human. I poop. Who cares. Now let’s get going- I’m about to take you on the best hike of your life and I can’t wait to see the smile on your face!”
Blue lets out a roar as they grab your hand and drag you toward the trailhead.
One thing about Blue you noticed is that they are always overflowing with energy. But they were a great hiking guide and knew all about the types of animals and plants you encountered. Blue shared lots of survivalist info and you could tell they were a master of the outdoors. You knew from previous conversations that they were a department store model and cashier at Abercrombie & Fitch, but you learned today that they’re in training to become a wilderness survival guide specializing in beginners who, as Blue described, “have never experienced the pure awesomeness of nature”.

Naeve

You didn’t even need a car. Naeve had you meet them in a rougher part of town and you set out down the street on foot. Soon, you understand why Naeve told you to dress down a bit. Naeve as usual is wearing thrifted indie clothing, so no change was necessary for them.
“I want you to meet some of my buds around here.” they say as they led you to a tent up the way.
“This is Jim. He’s the funniest guy you’ll ever meet.”
Jim is a homeless guy with a friendly smile. He’s been homeless since the Pandemic and Naeve occasionally brings him food when possible. Over the next couple hours, you accompany Naeve, meeting the homeless of all walks of life. You learn that Naeve was homeless for a few months, but they didn’t even seem to mind it that much. Now they live in a rent-controlled apartment near the homeless encampment but still stays in touch with the others and does everything possible to encourage local restaurants and grocery stores to donate food that’s about to go to waste. Naeve also participates in local activism to help reduce homelessness in the city and pass socially focused legislation.
“See, that’s what I call a perfect exchange,” Naeve said. “We had a great time, met some cool cats, and it didn’t cost us a dime. People today waste too much money. The world is already free entertainment!”
One thing you notice about Naeve is that they don’t need good looks to feel confident. They may be on the lower end of average, but they have a knack for relating to anyone and matching their energy. They kept you included in all the conversations and by the end, you felt really knowledgeable about a portion of society you didn’t know anything about.
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The collective walks. It waltzes. The collective screams. The collective loves. The collective stands still for a moment, looking around, and then continues to walk. Years pass by, the collective continues to walk, continues to waltz and it continues to scream, and yet every now and again the collective stops and takes a glance. It looks at everything, the people, the weapons, the lives that are lost, and he continues. All of it again and again, every time he looks it’s all the same, and time continues to pass. Time is meaningless to the collective, as there is no time from where the collective is from. Moments exist and pass, but that isn’t time leaving him but space.
The collective waits, attracted to something long since past. A voice that echoes something inside that was long since dormant. The collective runs, runs to the voice, through the crowds and towards the source of it. And that is when the collective sees him. An old friend, but time doesn’t exist and they were never really friends. He’s shorter than the friend recalls, however what is memory but false?
There he stands, alongside a group of faces, some nostalgic others not, looking up towards the sky. Osmundowne. The collective stops walking, halts their waltzes, and forces back the screams. And that old love, the one thing long left behind, begins to grow. The collective smiles, and begins to think.
Dundis was rather large for a castle, it was a landmark one could see from miles away, as if it beckoned to travellers who dared approach it. Stone bricks and mortar were laid in this place, the number of which was exuberant to say the least. Spires creeped to the skies above, observing the carnage that had been displayed. Even from here Osmund could see the shattered windows in many parts of the castle, in as little as half an hour the Alizian’s had reached even the tops of the Vaunghe base, and the battle was sure to be a swift one.
The other thing that stood out to Osmund about Dundis was the decadence. Statues lined every surface, shrubs depicting the gods were everywhere, and there was a strange metal rod poking out of the ground besides a lectern. Osmund approached the objects, and marvelled at the copious amounts of food that lay on the ground. Food of every description, from apples to cattle, were strewn at the foot of the metal pole. On the lectern was a message, scrawled on a yellowed piece of paper.
For now is the time of deepest sorrow, our lord King Kivok has graciously offered food to the gods, and we can now pray for them to smite our foes. Even in hunger we shall fight, for we are the servants of the gods.
Osmund read the message a few times, before placing it back on the ground. Now was the time to enter the castle, explore the passages and support the troops. Osmund approached the gate, now wide open, and removed the map of Dundis, ensuring he’d have the right path.
The group followed suit, pushing the gates open fully and revealing the site of further bodies. They were inside the building’s inner wall now, the sun still bearing down upon them. This was the location home to many of the more important stables and areas for battle preparation. The ruins of a barricade lay around the door, alongside the copious number of trainee bodies who failed to protect themselves. While there was no evidence of the wall’s debris assaulting this place, there was still a large amount of destruction here.
The remains of statues greeted the group, once magnum opus now a disfigured remnant of what was. They were made of marble, and once depicted the Vaunghe gods, although who each one was could not be discerned, due to the broken faces and pieces they had been split into. The statues lined the walls of this castle, with a new statue lining the wall every five metres. If they weren’t destroyed they would likely be the most impressive feat Osmund had ever seen, standing at almost double his nine and a half foot frame.
Moving forward, Osmund looked to the north, where the entrance of the tunnel system began. According to the map the entrance was hidden below the royal stable, and gave passageway into the complex’s vast tunnel system that could lead to several strategic positions. Motioning for his group to follow, they moved slowly around the curved walls of the inner wall. The bodies gradually stopped appearing, prompting the drawing of Osmund and the other’s weapons, save for Balmun who still lacked anything to protect himself with.
The royal stable was just as grand as Osmund expected, long silver poles supporting a twenty metre stable. Beside each pillar was another statue of a god, albeit these gods were untouched and in their full glory. First was the god of thought, Merculd, a figure of 19 ft who sat upon a throne of gold. Adorned with jewels and royal fabrics, the bearded man watched down upon those that approached, beckoning them inside. The man himself was crafted out of intricate copper and glass, an architectural marvel that Osmund couldn’t comprehend its creation.
Beside the father of thought was the mother of art Freya, whose statue was in opposition to the metals of Merculd. Freya was a wood carving, an intricate and detailed depiction of the woman who was 15 ft tall, standing up with beckoning hands towards any visitors. Her face was carved to the smallest detail, with each individual tooth lovingly crafted on her mouth. In contrast to the first statue Freya’s was carved alongside her body, a tight fitting tunic layered over hard to know pants, due to the lack of colour or texture upon them.
The last of the three statues was Zid, the proposed god of the wall, a 19 ft tall mass of flesh and muscle. There was nothing to this god but his muscles, they were the only trait he has, a blank, general male face looming over the entryway. It was made out of stone, likely being the oldest statue here and thus the simplest. That is not to say the statue wasn’t a work of its own, every detail to Zid’s veins had been lovingly placed, it’s just compared to the other two Zid felt… irrelevant to Osmund, past its time.
The stable was enclosed in intricately carved stone, helixes intersecting each other granting slimmers of light into the stable. There was no damage here, no bodies, no other people, this was Vaunghe architecture at its finest, and all of this hard work was spent on a singular, slightly inconveniently placed barn. The oddities of the Vaunghe never failed to surprise Osmund, and he braced to enter the barn.
Straw floors and hay bales greeted him, alongside a single lone steed. A fine horse, certainly of nobility, awaited patiently for its master to return. It had been alone for time unknown, and yet Osmund noticed it was still being fed quite well, a decent number of carrots awaiting on a plate. Osmund opened the gate to the horse and approached the fine steed. He slapped it on the behind, sending it out of the stable and into the inner wall.
“Sir, I’ve stepped into horse dung. May I have another pair of shoes?” Balmun’s voice rang through the room, echoing slightly. Osmund responded by throwing a carrot at his head. Balmun dodged with less than a second to spare, and the armed man behind him was hit dead on.
Reeling back from shock and surprise, the armed soldier moved his sword to his front, trying to shield any further blows. The man was tall, 8’5 ft to be exact, and dirty. His armour was coated in dirt and remnants of the smoke from the wall. Osmund could see the desperation in his eyes, and now charged the man.
Osmund met the man’s blade with his own, parrying immediately. A foot swept the enemy to the ground and Osmund stood above him sword raised. The man went for the blade only to find his hand was removed, spouting blood everywhere. Osmund grabbed the man and pushed him to his feet.
“There is a base for any injured troops at the entrance to Dundis, go now before you bleed to death.” The man’s face flashed in surprise, and he quickly scrambled out of the room, hand stump spouting blood.
“Hey sir?”
“What is it Balmun?”
“Can I have his sword now that he’s not using it?” Osmund proceeded to throw a washbucket at Balmun, this one doing a much better job at hitting him.
Osmund glanced at his surroundings, noting the strange way the straw seemed to be above the ground in one location. Sweeping it away Osmund found the small door, built directly into the floor since the creation of the stable. A rusted latch made way for the opening of the door, and the entrance of the tunnels.
A black, unlit expanse greeted them, stretching for length unknown. Gazing down into the tunnel the light from behind Osmund illuminated the ground slightly. Paved floors and stone walls made for a pathway that would likely be uncomfortable to say the least. Osmund could feel the coldness emanate from the expanse, and longed to stay in the warm outside of the world. But faced with no other option Osmund moved down the stairs swiftly, entering the darkness at a swift pace.
The others followed him inside, although with much more apprehension as to the contents of the black tunnel. Balmun briefly tried to leave, however he was penned in by the Enick twins.
Dark. Footsteps echo down the long and unseen halls. Dark. There was no light in this place, only the inky murk of nothingness. Dark. The blackness blanketed Osmund and the party, freezing them to their core. Dark. There was no warmth here, only the coldness that began to take over Osmund’s heart. Dark. Osmund reached a turn, he was meant to take a left, and he knocked on the wall to signal the party’s direction. Dark. The rasp was responded with by Balmun’s incessant questions of why no one was talking. Dark. The Enick twins muttered about breaking Balmun’s hands. Dark. The group continued their advance, confidence at an all time low. Dark. It was hard to gauge how much time had passed, however Osmund was sure it had been only a few minutes. Dark. Someone tripped, prompting the use of the word ‘fuck’. Dark. Everything was blackness, there was nothing, only the advancing. Dark. Osmund felt himself fading into the blackness, becoming one with it. Dark. Osmund kicked his iron plated boot onto the first step. Dark. Osmund trips on the stairs, feeling someone fall behind him, prompting further use of the word ‘fuck’ and its frequently used companion ‘shit’. Dark. Osmund regained his composure and slowly began his ascent. Dark. Hugging the wall the party ascended, occasionally tripping slightly until finally-
Light. It was slight, but Osmund slowly became aware of vague shadows playing before him. As he ascended there was more light, those shadows began to take form, and his sight slowly returned to him. There weren’t many stairs, although as the group came to a plateau he became aware of a second staircase, this one a wide spiral. They were likely just on level with the ground floor here, and the short staircase above was likely to the room directly above the tower’s entrance.
Osmund turned to his team, motioning for them to unsheathe their weapons, to which they swiftly obliged. Now advancing above the staircase Osmund saw the opening. A loose wall panel was all that barred Osmund from the enemy congregation. He could hear them now, active panic in their voices as a few steady voices spout commands from above.
Whatever forces left in this tower were evidently inexperienced, as anyone with a high enough rank would understand and evacuate via the tunnel, and yet there was no sign of knowledge as to its presence. That made it likely the stern commanding voice belonged to a trainer of some sort, and these were his pupils, now thrust into a bloody conflict they lie unprepared for.
Beyond the gap Osmund saw the shadows flicker and pass through, rushing between one place and the other. The sound of something being pushed signalled that the Alizian’s had somehow broken the initial barricade and this was the next front to be defended. Listening closer Osmund could hear the banging of his soldiers on the door, much to the fear of the panicking trainees.
Osmund readied his sword, placing it in front of him, and awaited a shadow that moved just close enough, just slowly enough for movement. The first shadow was close but too fast, however the next was just right. Osmund kicked through the wall, plunging his blade into the enemy. Blood burst before anyone could understand what happened, and the man’s head flew across the room.
The force of the head flying was so great it hit a comrade in the foot, prompting a loss of balance. For a brief moment nobody moved, just gazing down at Osmund, the headless Vaunghe, and then down to his head. One man raised his finger, pointing at the now emerging Alizian’s, and proceeded to scream.
This prompted panic from every Vaunghe in the room, every single one of these fresh faced troops was filled with a sense of fear and shock, sending some bumbling up the second entrance to the spiralling stairs. Osmund looked around, quickly noting the cleaning supplies and beds, and concluded that this room was in fact the maid’s quarters.
The men were barely armed, with one or two swords being dwarfed by the number of Vaunghe holding mops and glass objects. Osmund and the others all revealed their weapons to the group, and prepared to fight. The trainee’s swarmed the group, glass going everywhere, comrades hitting comrades and an entire clump of people together. The room was too small for so many people to use weapons, and as such the fight was a chaotic mess.
Osmund punched a young man in the face, sending teeth flying through the air. He pushed the man against his friends, who collapsed in a heap. Another man threw something at Osmund, and was dispatched with a kick to the side. More people appeared, with the room’s capacity doubling as people descended the stairs, ready for carnage. Osmund kicked, someone flew across the room knocking over even more, which in turn hit Balmun on the floor also.
As Osmund punched and dodged, swerving away from any injury, the rest of his party were slightly less proficient. Jumun had been hit in the head by a mop, sending her barrelling through a group of people. The Enick twins were throwing glass back at their enemies. Edmun still had the flail out, swinging it against his enemies, proceeding to hit Josmu in the arm and sending him to the ground.
Jab. Return. Sword. Dodge. Mop. Catch. Snap. Osmund’s mind raced, sending the Vaunghe to the ground in their tens. They crowded him, trying desperately to overwhelm him to no avail. Osmund had his back pressed to the wall, using it as a springboard against anyone trying to attack him. Osmund grabbed a Vaunghe and bowled the crowd to the ground using him as a makeshift battering ram.
Osmund kicked a Vaunghe to the ground, blood splattering across the room from a broken knee. The ground was covered in the Vaunghe trainees, sputtering blood and mumbling on the ground. And yet more still poured down the stairs, until finally it happened, a perpetual cycle of tripping.
For a brief few moments everyone was falling, Osmund, the party, the Vaunghe soldiers, everyone was tripping over everyone else, breaking bones and fracturing the body everywhere. Someone was just yelling perpetually, everytime he slowed down they just started back up again.
And it was as Osmund flew across this room, it was now that he remembered the gift of the gods. It had been about three days since it was gifted to him, a weapon to use in an emergency. It was a small handheld device, with a large pin sticking out of it. Upon removing the pin the device would combust, destroying everything around it. The one thing Osmund was told was to never be in a situation that risks removing the pin, or else he would explode.
Osmund had completely forgotten about the device, what he called god’s gift, until now. He scrambled into his pocket, feeling only two of the three gifts in his pocket, apparently the third had fallen out somewhere. Now beginning to sweat, Osmund called out to his soldiers around the room.
“Everyone, one of the gifts is missing! Move now!” The party began to panic, and now the squirming ocean of people became even harder to navigate.
Everywhere were bodies, Osmund attempting to wade through the field of people. He was halfway through strangling an obese man to death when he saw it. The god’s gift was lying on the floor between the mass of flesh this room had become. Osmund released the fat man and forced his way through the wide group of people, hand reaching for the gift. The string of Vaunghe had ended at this point, however it was at this point the Alizian military finally broke through into the room.
Flooding the room the force of their entry threw another Vaunghe into Osmund sending the gift flying directly towards Balmun, who appeared to be trying to climb the wall and escape the flood. Balmun unexpectedly caught the gift, and looked down at it in surprise.
“Hey Osmund, I have a very cunning plan!”
“No Gods be damned you idiot do not pull that pin!” Doubt came across Balmun’s face as he looked at the object, and then at the pin in his other hand.
Osmund then saw something fly through the air and back into the hole the group had entered from. Osmund looked back towards Balmun, who shrugged and raised the pin, embarrassment high on his face.
And then there was a loud bang, an explosion filled the room. Osmund was thrown against the wall alongside everyone else in the room, and for a brief second no one did anything. Reeling Osmund slowly clambered out of the mass of bodies he was now trapped inside of, looking around for survivors. There was a larger hole where the entrance used to be, alongside large bloody chunks of some poor sod who attempted to escape.
The Alizian’s reappeared in the doorway, noticing Osmund and approaching him with support. Everyone in the room was now bloody and beaten, save for Balmun who was for some reason running up the stairs, sword raised, issuing a battle cry. Osmund sighed, a loud ringing in his left ear silencing everything, and proceeded to follow the idiot upstairs. He was followed by one of the Enick twins and Jumun, with the other members of the party being unconscious amongst the heaps of flesh the room had become.
The group kicked in the top door of the tower, greeting the last few of the army. These men were older, and armed with real weapons. Osmund pushed Balmun forward with great force, stopping him from being hit by a sword and sending him tumbling into two of the soldiers.
Osmund dodged a sword swing, sending a gut punch in turn. The snap of bone and another Vaunghe was forced to the floor, blood spurting. Osmund’s hard rock fist shattered a man’s face in two, sending another Vaunghe down. Two more were taken out by Osmund’s party, with Balmun still on the floor.
A tall man, one of around 9 ft, charged Osmund to the floor, the impact deep on Osmund’s back. Osmund rolled, forcing the man to the ground and began pummeling him. Punching Osmund slammed through the man’s cheap armour, then his face, and Osmund kept punching until the man’s insides now coated Osmund’s outsides. Moving back, Osmund failed to see the man from behind him. By the time Osmund realised it was too late.
Something hard and metallic rasped off of Osmund’s head, sending him flying onto the ground, and as Osmund sweeped his feet he felt someone fall behind him. Blood rushed through Osmund’s nose and ear onto the floor, feeling the damage overwhelm him briefly. For a brief second Osmund forgot who he was, felt nothing but existence itself, and then his inner self focused on the pain, and came back to his senses.
Osmund turned, looking down at the man he’d tripped, now on the floor, and the item in his hands. It was silver, and oddly shaped, although Osmund felt he’d seen it before somewhere, although from where he knew it escaped him. Osmund crawled onto the man, pressing his hands against the man’s throat, and began to squeeze. The man’s resistance was futile, he spun around, kicking back at Osmund to no avail, until finally his windpipe gave way and caved in.
Slowly Osmund began to rise, the blood pouring out of him at an alarming rate. Covered in the blood and filth of himself and others, Osmund rose up and finally realised what hit him. The metal object was a bedpan, although hopefully not a used one, and Osmund picked it up, remarking at the dent his head had left on it. A lesser man may have been killed by such a weapon, however Osmund is by no means lesser.
He looked around to see the last Vaunghe soldier standing alone, surrounded by his allies. However there was something by the soldier’s feet that made Osmund freeze. The second gift of God was lying there, right beside the soldier’s foot. As the soldier moved for a valiant last fight he slipped on the gift, and Osmund heard the pin shoot out.
As Osmund moved to the stairs he grabbed anyone he could, two shapes clutched to his body, and jumped out of the room and down the stairs. The explosion rocked the tower, and as Osmund rolled down the stairs he took out a great number of Alizian’s trying to join the fight. As he rolled he also noticed the tower itself was also coming down, although Osmund knew he’d be dead by the time it hit the ground.
As Osmund and the two beside him hurtled to the ground Osmund’s vision began to fade, his eyes glossed over, and everything was black.

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Playstation 2	Final Fantasy X Brady Games Strategy Guide	Very worn. Has tear in front cover. No poster.
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Wii	Metroid Other M	BL - Sealed	$22
Wii	Red Steel	BL - Boxed (No Manual)	$5
Wii	Trauma Center Second Opinion	BL - CIB	$9
Wii U	Super Mario 3D World	BL - CIB	$14
NDS	Red Super Mario Bros 25th Anniversary Edition DSi XL	Loose - With charger. Does have some minor wear and teascuffs on corners	$80 - Pending
NDS	Spiderman Shattered Dimensions	Loose	$10
NDS	Spyro The Eternal Night	Loose	$10
3DS	Super Smash Bros 3DS	Loose	$10
Gameboy	Ren and Stimpy Veediots	Manual Only	$5

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MISCELLANEOUS

• X-Men Cartoon Maker - PC - CIB - Very good condition - $8
• Naruto Best Hit Collection CD w/Slipcover - $12
• Lots of Magic the Gathering, Pokémon and Yu-Gi-Oh cards, DBZ cards/ Funko Pops, Bakugan. Pokémon cards can be seen here and here. MTG here and here.

Happy to provide pics of anything you might be interested in.. Most of this stuff I would like to move ASAP. If you would like to buy see my GameSale post!
If you are local to the Sacramento area I might be willing to do a local meetup. Cash/Paypal also acceptable on either side to help even out a trade.
Thanks for looking! Happy trading!
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[HAVE]

PLAYSTATION
Playstation	Legacy of Kain Collectors Edition Triple Pack	SEALED Hard to value.. I don't see this very often at all.. There is one other one on eBay right now for $369 in similar condition.. This one does have some minor wear to the corners/seal as seen in the pics.. I would really like a big item from my list for this..
Playstation	DarkStalkers 3	CIB - Minor Staining
Playstation	GranStream Saga	CIB
Playstation 2	Final Fantasy X Brady Games Strategy Guide	Very worn. Has tear in front cover. No poster.
Playstation 2	Final Fantasy X -2 Brady Games Strategy Guide	Moderately worn. Has smaller tear in back cover. Includes Poster.
Playstation 2	Dual Shock 2	Silver - Works - Normal Wear
Playstation 2	Dual Shock 2	Translucent Blue - Works - Normal Wear
Playstation 2	Guitar Hero II	BL - CIB
Playstation 2	Guitar Hero Guitar Hero Encore Rocks the 80's	BL - CIB
Playstation 2	Myst III Exile	BL - CIB
Playstation 2	RPG Maker 3	BL - CIB
Playstation 2	24 The Game	BL - CIB
Playstation 2	Wheel of Fortune	BL - CIB
Playstation 3	Ace Combat Assault Horizon	BL - CIB
Playstation 3	BlazBlue Continuum Shift Extend	Limited Edition Big Box - CIB - Includes Soundtrack, Art Book, and Calendar. Box has heavy wear. Everything else is pretty minty. Game case has some minor shelf wear.
Playstation 3	Dark Souls II	BL - CIB
Playstation 3	Diablo III	BL - CIB
Playstation 3	Yakuza Dead Souls	BL - CIB
Playstation 4	500 Million Dual Shock 4 Controller	Loose - Has crack in center but otherwise pretty minty.
Playstation 4	7 Days to Die	BL - CIB
Playstation 4	Call Of Duty Infinite Warfare	BL - CIB
Playstation 4	Dead Cells [Action Game of the Year]	BL - CIB
Playstation 4	Dragon Quest XI: Echoes of an Elusive Age	BL - CIB
Playstation 4	Evolve	BL - CIB
Playstation 4	Final Fantasy XV Deluxe Steelbook Edition book w/Slipcover	BL - CIB
Playstation 4	Kingdom Hearts HD 2.8	BL - CIB - Spine damage/tear
Playstation 4	Middle Earth Shadow of War	BL - CIB
Playstation 4	Nascar Heat 3	BL - CIB
Playstation 4	Overwatch Origins	BL - CIB
Playstation 4	Resident Evil Village Deluxe Edition	BL - CIB
Playstation 5	Babylon's Fall	Sealed
Playstation 5	Death Stranding	Sealed
PSP	PSP 1001 - Loose. PSP ONLY	Body and screen are pretty scratched up, includes a rubber grip cover and I can include a white replacement shell... Charge port can be touchy sometimes so it also includes a replacement port. No charger. PENDING
PSP	Tekken 6	BL - CIB
PSP	PSP 3000 Box and tray only - No PSP included	Box has moderate to heavy wear with some creasing.
PSVITA	Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 Plus	Loose
PSVITA	Wipeout 2048	Loose

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XBOX
Xbox	Blowout	BL - CIB
Xbox	Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban	BL - CIB
Xbox	Indiana Jones and The Emperors Tomb	BL - CIB
Xbox	Pac Man World 2	PH - CIB
Xbox	Return To Castle Wolfenstein Tides of War	PH - CIB
Xbox 360	4GB - 360 Slim Console	Includes OEM power supply and controller. I can probably include an HDMI cable if needed.
Xbox 360	250GB - 360 Slim Console	Includes OEM power supply, controller and Kinect. I can probably include an HDMI cable if needed.
Xbox 360	Dead Space 3	PH - CIB
Xbox 360	Dragonball Z Ultimate Tenkaichi	BL - CIB
Xbox 360	Fable 2 Limited Edition	BL - CIB* (No special features disc)
Xbox 360	Fable 3	BL - CIB
Xbox 360	Forza 4	BL - CIB
Xbox 360	Grand Theft Auto 5	BL - Boxed w/map
Xbox 360	Halo 3 Limited Edition Steel book w/sleeve (minor damage)	BL - CIB - Includes manual, but no book..
Xbox 360	Hitman HD Trilogy - Premium Edition w/ slipcoveartbook	BL - CIB - Moderate wear
Xbox 360	Mortal Kombat	BL - Boxed (No Manual)
Xbox 360	NBA Live 2010	BL - CIB
Xbox 360	NBA 2K18	BL - CIB
Xbox 360	Portal 2	BL - Boxed (No Manual)
Xbox 360	Test Drive Unlimited	BL - CIB
Xbox One	Battlefield 4 Steelbook Edition	CIB
Xbox One	Dark Souls 3	CIB
Xbox One	Madden 22	CIB
Xbox One	Prototype BioHazard Bundle	CIB
Xbox One	Rare Replay	CIB
Xbox One	Skylanders Trap Team	CIB
Xbox One	UFC 3	CIB
Xbox One	Watch Dogs 2	CIB
Xbox One	Wolfenstein The New Order	CIB

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NINTENDO
NES	Vintage Nintendo of America Letter	w/ Official Nintendo Envelope, Cover Letter, Nintendo Power order form, service center list, Game Pak Directory, Replacement parts list, Nintendo history. Great little piece. Definitely shows some wear and a few markings but the order forms are blank. Not sure how to value this
NES	Bart vs The Space Mutants	Manual Only
NES	Gradius	Manual Only
NES	Mega Man 1	Manual Only
NES	Mission Impossible	Manual Only
NES	NES Advantage controller	Manual Only
NES	Zodas Revenge	Manual Only
NES	Kung Fu	Loose
NES	Ninja Gaiden II	Loose
NES	Skate or Die	Loose - Worn/snagged top label
NES	Wizards and Warriors III	Loose - Worn/torn top label
NES	GAME GENIE	Loose
SNES	DOOM	CIB** - Might be willing to trade box/contents separately.
SNES	Rockos Modern Life	CIB - Box is worn, includes insert, manual and warning slip.. both have some wear, Cart is in great shape! Might be willing to trade box/contents separately.
SNES	Yoshi's Safari	CIB** - Might be willing to trade box/contents separately.
SNES	Buster Busts Loose	Manual Only
SNES	Hey Punk! Are You Tuff E Nuff?	Manual Only
SNES	Lawnmower Man	Manual Only
SNES	Mega Man X	Manual Only
SNES	World Heroes	Manual Only
SNES	GAME GENIE	Loose
N64	Standard N64 Console	Includes OEM expansion pack.
Wii	Red Steel	BL - Boxed (No Manual)
Wii	Trauma Center Second Opinion	BL - CIB
Wii U	The Legend of Zelda Windwaker HD Edition Wii U	Complete in box** - Super Hard trade - Probably the item I'm least likely to trade right now.
Wii U	The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess HD	SEALED - I am considering having this one graded.
Wii U	Super Mario 3D World	NS - CIB
Switch	Red and Blue V2 Switch Console	Includes everything but the box. Decent condition with a few blemishes. Everything works. PENDING
Switch	Pokemon Scarlet and Violet Edition OLED Switch	NEW
Switch	BloodRayne Fresh Bites	Sealed - w/card
Switch	Fire Emblem Three Houses	CIB
Switch	Great Ace Attorney Chronicles	CIB
Gameboy	Ren and Stimpy Veediots	Manual Only
NDS	Red Super Mario Bros 25th Anniversary Edition DSi XL	Loose - With charger. Does have some minor wear and teascuffs on corners PENDING
NDS	Mario Party DS	Sealed - (Has some knicks/tear in seal.)
NDS	Pokémon Heartgold	CIB - NFR case, no big box or Pokewalker - Only considering trading this so I can upgrade.. Would also trade FOR the big box..
NDS	Spiderman Shattered Dimensions	Loose
NDS	Spyro The Eternal Night	Loose
3DS	Animal Crossing New Leaf	CIB
3DS	Bravely Second End Layer	CIB - Minor damage to case/art
3DS	Legend of Legacy	Sealed
3DS	Super Smash Bros. 3DS	Loose

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SEGA
Saturn	Model 2 Console	Loose - Includes power cord + OEM controller
Saturn	Street Fighter Alpha 2	CIB
Dreamcast	Crazy Taxi	Loose

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[WANT]
SOME specific items I'm after:

• Attack On Titan 2 or Final Battle PS4
• Baten Kaitos - Eternal Wings and the Lost Ocean
• Castlevania Curse of Darkness - PS2
• Castlevania Lament of Innocence - PS2
• Castlevania Dracula X
• Conkers Bad Fur Day
• Chocobos Dungeon
• Clock Tower (all)
• Drakengard 2
• Earthbound
• Evil Dead Games (PS1-PS2)
• Geist - Gamecube
• Grandia Xtreme
• The Legend of Zelda Four Swords - Gamecube
• Majoras Mask N64
• Mario Party 6 - Complete only
• Mario Party 7 - Manual only
• Marvel vs Capcom 1 and 2 PS1/PS2 or Dreamcast
• Misadventures of Tron Bonne
• Mega Man 64 - Cart or CIB
• Paper Mario TTYD - Complete and NON Players Choice/Best Seller
• Parasite Eve II - Manual only
• Pokemon Crystal, Emerald, Ruby, and Silver
• Pokemon White, Black, HGSS (Big Box), Alpha Sapphire, Moon, Y, Ultra Sun/Moon
• Resident Evil - Saturn
• Resident Evil - PS1 Long Box
• Resident Evil Code Veronica - Gamecube
• Resident Evil Dead Aim (Also looking for other light Gun games like Point Blank, Time Crisis, House of the Dead..)
• Resident Evil Survivor
• Resident Evil Darkside Chronicles - Highly Prefer the Gun Bundle Version.
• Saga Frontier 2 PS1, Unlimited Saga PS2
• Shadow Hearts - PS2
• Shadow Hearts From the New World - Disc only
• Silent Hill Origins and Shattered Memories - PS2
• Suikoden, Suikoden II and Suikoden Tactics
• Tekken Long Box
• Twisted Metal Long Box
• Valkyrie Profile PS1
• Wario Ware/World - Gamecube
• Xenosaga Episode III - PS2 - Complete only. Lenticular preferred.
• PS2 Multi Out (

[General Wants]

• I'd like to bulk up my Gamecube and Sega collections; Dreamcast, CD/Saturn and Genesis.. I don't really need any hardware at the moment. But a CDX or Nomad would be cool though!
• PlayStation 5 games. Official Sony dual controller charger - CIB or New
• PS1 - PS4 Heavies
• PS Vita Games and maybe certain Vitas.
• PSP Games
• PSVR Games
• PS1 Long Box games
• PSX Console
• Special Edition Sony/PlayStation stuff.
• Switch games, SE Pro controllers
• Gameboys
• DS/3DS games

** Your lists/offers. I am not interested in loose discs or any sort of Greatest Hits, Platinum Hits, Players Choice, etc. Black Label/first print only. Most Carts are ok loose with the exception of games that came in plastic cases such as DS/Vita. If it had a cardboard box I can do without.

I'll start with my favorite game of all time (see if you know what it is)
A popstar who lives in a city in the middle of nowhere gets trapped inside a castle located in a sewer by accident, and because of that, he has to find a shiny rock for another popstar guy and his rabbit girlfriend who is absurdly sexy. They go here and there pretty much for no reason, they meet alot of stupid looking people who live in huge cities, and they pretty much go around murdering dogs and birds and stuff, that's basically it. They meet other incredibly good looking people who also participate in mindlessly murdering every living thing in sight. I don't even know what the story is about even though I put countless hours into the game... The alligator guys from the first of the game comes back later and try to kill you on an oil rig in the desert but you only find them by becoming hitmen and meet the alligators by accident because they disguised themselves as dogs and birds because they turn out to be pushovers who die in like 3 hits and were too afraid to come up to you directly so they tried as hard as they could to ambush you. The end. Also the main badguy is already defeated when you find him.

Genre: Trance/Tech Trance/Psy-Trance/Hard Trance/Acid/Progressive Trance Country of the performer (group): Netherlands Year of publication: 2013-2022 Audio codec: MP3 Rip type: tracks Audio Bitrate: 320 kbps Duration: 02:15:05:57
A new movement has come out of the underground. Thanks to dedicated and passionate fans, the sound of "Who's Afraid of 138?!" has grown significantly. What started as a joke on Armin van Buuren's A State of Trance radio show has grown into a worldwide event. And that's why a separate label was dedicated to the rushing bass of faster and louder inspirational trance melodies: Who's Afraid of 138?!
[WAO138001] Armin van Buuren - Who's Afraid Of 138! (2013) [WAO138002] Andrew Rayel & Alexandre Bergheau - We Are Not Afraid Of 138 (2013) [WAO138003] John O'Callaghan - Riders Of Rohan (2013) [WAO138004] Wach - The Queen (2013) [WAO138005] Simon Patterson - Brush Strokes (2013) [WAO138006] Alexandre Bergheau - Call Me Up (2013) [WAO138007] Photographer - Night Lights (2014) [WAO138008] John Askew - Shine (2014) [WAO138009A] Wach - Carthage (2014) [WAO138010A] Amir Hussain & Allen Watts - Step Into My World (2014) [WAO138011A] Armin van Buuren & Andrew Rayel - EIFORYA (Talla 2XLC 140 Remix) [WAO138012A] James Dymond - Siren's Song (2014) [WAO138013A] Ally Brown & Rob van Arden - The Next Page (2014) [WAO138014A] Will Atkinson & Paul Webster - Watch It Burn (2014) [WAO138015A] Simon O'Shine & Ahmed Romel - L'Absente (2014) [WAO138016A] Alex van ReeVe & Geert Huinink - Natalie (2014) [WAO138017A] The Thrillseekers vs. Standerwick - Like They Used To (2014) [WAO138018A] Matt Bukovski - Nothing To Fear (2014) [WAO138019A] Standerwick & Allen Watts - Next Generation (2014) [WAO138020A] ReOrder & Darren Porter - The Void (2014) [WAO138021A] Gaia - Empire Of Hearts (Johann Stone Remix) [WAO138022A] Allen & Envy and Allen Watts - Kardia (2014) [WAO138023A] Jonathan Carvajal & Andres Sanchez - Teardrops (2014) [WAO138024A] Simon Patterson feat. Sarah Howells - Dissolve (Freedom Fighters Remix) [WAO138025A] Photographer - Rebound (2014) [WAO138026A] Ucast - LAX (2014) [WAO138027A] Allen Watts - Kepler (2014) [WAO138028A] Ben Nicky & Standerwick - Drop (2014) [WAO138029A] Onova - Aurora (2014) [WAO138030A] Armin van Buuren - Hystereo (Wach Remix) [WAO138031A] UCast & George Kamelon - Jump (2015) [WAO138032A] Arisen Flame - Hyper (2015) [WAO138033A] Allen Watts - Gravity (2015) [WAO138034A] Johann Stone - Aeris (2015) [WAO138035A] Robert Nickson - Spiral 2015 (2015) [WAO138036A] Driftmoon - Lights Will Guide You Home (2015) [WAO138037A] Abstract Vision & Aimoon - #Energy (2015) [WAO138038A] Andy Moor & RAM feat. Christina Novelli - All Gone (RAM Uplifting Mix) [WAO138039A] Pulser - My Religion (Astuni & Manuel Le Saux Re-Lift) [WAO138040A] A.R.D.I. & Leolani - The Light (2015) [WAO138041A] Sean Tyas - Reach Out (2015) [WAO138042A] Coming Soon!!! feat. Michele Adamson - Keeping The Faith (2015) [WAO138043A] Ben Nicky - Red Alert (2015) [WAO138044A] Signum - Blockbuster (2015) [WAO138045A] Jase Thirlwall - Glow (2015) [WAO138046A] Amir Hussain - Kyoto (2015) [WAO138047A] A & Z vs. Amir Hussain - Dizzy Heights (2015) [WAO138048A] Seven Lions - Cusp (2015) [WAO138049A] John Askew - Shine (Sean Tyas Remix) [WAO138050A] John O’Callaghan feat. Sarah Howells - Find Yourself (Standerwick Remix) [WAO138051A] Scott Bond & Charlie Walker - Apocalypse (2015) [WAO138052A] Coming Soon!!! - Innocence Lost (2015) [WAO138053A] Amir Hussain & Robert Nickson - Nevada (2015) [WAO138054A] Armin Van Buuren presents Rising Star - Clear Blue Moon (Will Rees Remix) [WAO138055A] Saad Ayub & Jennifer Rene - Move On (2016) [WAO138056A] Driftmoon - Moving The Mountains (2016) [WAO138057A] Sean Tyas - Reach Out (Giuseppe Ottaviani Remix) [WAO138058A] Chris Schweizer - Scorpion (2016) [WAO138059A] Heatbeat - Magical Princess Owl (Jordan Suckley Remix) [WAO138060A] Amir Hussain - Time Lapse (2016) [WAO138061A] Allen Watts - Meteor (2016) [WAO138062A] Ben Gold feat. Christina Novelli - All Or Nothing (Allen Watts Remix) [WAO138063A] Marlo - Darkside (2016) [WAO138064A] Simon Patterson & Magnus - Evoke (2016) [WAO138065A] Audioleap - Spark (2016) [WAO138066A] Jase Thirwall feat. Victoria Shersick - I'll Still Have You (2016) [WAO138067A] Cold Rush - Blue Gold (2016) [WAO138068A] Mark Sixma & Emma Hewitt - Restless Hearts (Ben Nicky Remix) [WAO138069A] Zac Waters - Silent Cartographer (2016) [WAO138070A] Chris Schweizer - Renegade (2016) [WAO138071A] Signum - Knock Knock (2016) [WAO138072A] Heatbeat - Imperio (2016) [WAO138073A] Exis - The Count (2016) [WAO138074A] Scott Bond vs. Adam White - Exodus (2016) [WAO138075A] Mark Sixma presents M6 - Fuego (2016) [WAO138076A] Standerwick & Chris Schweizer - Predator (2016) [WAO138077A] Marlo - Join Us Now (2016) [WAO138078A] Cold Rush - Unlimited (2016) [WAO138079A] Ben Nicky & Chris Schweizer - The Switch (2016) [WAO138080A] Saad Ayub feat. Fenja - Ever After (2016) [WAO138081A] Driftmoon - From The Ashes (2016) [WAO138082A] Heatbeat - Test Your Might (2016) [WAO138083A] ReLocate - Rogue (Robert Nickson 2016 Reboot) [WAO138084A] Chris Schweizer - Sub Zero (2016) [WAO138085A] Matt Bowdidge - Nostalgia (2016) [WAO138086A] Ben Nicky - Hectic (2016) [WAO138087B] Chris Schweizer & Heatbeat - Samurai (2016) [WAO138088B] Coast 2 Coast feat. Discovery - Home (Scott Bond & Charlie Walker GC23 Remix) [WAO138089B] Matt Bukovski - Agni (2016) [WAO138090B] Ben Gold - Atomic (Remixes) [WAO138091B] Heaven's Cry - Phunk (Stimulator Mix) [WAO138092B] Ben Gold - Where Life Takes Us (Giuseppe Ottaviani Remix) [WAO138093B] Warriors - Warriors EP (2017) [WAO138094B] Mike van Fabio - Peacemaker (2017) [WAO138095B] Vincent De Moor - Fly Away (Mark Sixma presents M6 Remix) [WAO138096B] Chris Schweizer - Lithium (2017) [WAO138097B] RAM - RAMexico (2017) [WAO138098B] Sneijder & Christina Novelli - Love Of My Control (Sam Jones Remix) [WAO138099B] Berg - Randa (2017) [WAO138100B] Chris Schweizer - Shadows (2017) [WAO138101B] Talla 2XLC & Allen Watts - Helix (2017) [WAO138102B] Exis - Mantra (2017) [WAO138103B] Ahmed Romel vs. A & Z - Revive (2017) [WAO138104B] Signum - Euphoric Hope (2017) [WAO138105B] DRYM & Jennifer Rene - Smile (Amir Hussain Remix) [WAO138106B] M.I.K.E. Push - Sonorous (2017) [WAO138107B] Andrew Rayel - Tacadum (2017) [WAO138108B] Chris Schweizer - Loaded (2017) [WAO138109B] Cold Rush vs. F.G. Noise - Raven (2017) [WAO138110B] ReOrder & Driftmoon - #Slovakboys (2017) [WAO138111B] Allen Watts - Arizona (2017) [WAO138112B] Scott Bond & Charlie Walker vs. Trouser Enthusiasts - Sweet Release (2017) [WAO138113B] Ben Nicky - Cobra (2017) [WAO138114B] Shinovi - Indian Summer (2017) [WAO138115B] DARVO - Kyokushin (2017) [WAO138116B] Mark Sixma presents M6 - Heartbeat (2017) [WAO138117B] David Forbes - Nudge (2017) [WAO138118B] DRYM - Wraith (2017) [WAO138119B] Heaven's Cry - Voices (2017) [WAO138120B] Solarstone vs. Scott Bond - 3rd Earth (Scott Bond & Charlie Walker REBOOTED Mix) [WAO138121B] Chris Schweizer - Atom (2017) [WAO138122B] RAM - RAMbassador (2017) [WAO138123B] Allen Watts & Alessandra Roncone - The Hymn (2017) [WAO138124B] The Cracken - Cold Fusion (2017) [WAO138125B] Exis - Survival (2017) [WAO138126B] Steve Allen & UDM presents Nightflyers - Nightflyers (2017) [WAO138127B] Jase Thirlwall - Lucent (2017) [WAO138128B] Standerwick - Into The Deep (2017) [WAO138129B] Tiddey - Futuna (2017) [WAO138130B] Ben Gold - Twilight EP (2017) [WAO138131B] Luke Bond - Gravity (2017) [WAO138133B] The Space Brothers - Shine (Jorn van Deynhoven Remix) [WAO138134B] Heaven's Cry - Binary (2017) [WAO138135B] Marco V vs. Signum - Lost World Anthem 2017 (2017) [WAO138136B] Darren Styles feat. Christina Novelli - Sun Is Rising (Ben Nicky Remix) [WAO138137B] Jorn van Deynhoven - Rising High (2017) [WAO138139B] Dogzilla - Without You (Will Atkinson Remix) [WAO138140B] Chris Schweizer - Rapture (2017) [WAO138141B] Catalyst feat. Sophie Moleta - Blood Moon (Scott Bond & Charlie Walker Remix) [WAO138142B] DRYM - Zulu (2017) [WAO138144B] Coming Soon!!! X Waio - Create The Machine EP (2017) [WAO138145B] Shinovi - Acid Heaven (2017) [WAO138146B] Warriors feat. S&L - Dana (2017) [WAO138147B] Beatsole - Shimla (2017) [WAO138148B] Exis - The Ritual (2017) [WAO138149B] Heaven's Cry - Raw (2017) [WAO138150B] Talla 2XLC - It Makes Me Wonder (2017) [WAO138151B] Signum - Dr. Evil's Revenge (2017) [WAO138152B] Alchimyst feat. Staccato - Deva (2017) [WAO138153B] Steve Dekay - Radhe (2017) [WAO138154B] Shadow Chronicles - Love & Light (2017) [WAO138155B] UCast - It's A Trap (2017) [WAO138156B] Marco V - Aranck (2017) [WAO138157B] Shinovi - Prologue EP (2017) [WAO138158B] Driftmoon & Allen Watts - Banshee (2017) [WAO138159B] Exis feat. Enya Angel - Free (2017) [WAO138160B] Onova - Revive (2017) [WAO138161B] Shogun - Skyfire (Steve Allen & Devon Colombage Remix) [WAO138162B] Chris Schweizer - The Wolf (2017) [WAO138163B] Andy Moor & Ashley Wallbridge feat. Meighan Nealon - Faces (Indecent Noise Remix) [WAO138164B] Dimibo feat. Ankit Sharda - Fortune & Glory (2018) [WAO138165B] Chris Schweizer & Indecent Noise - Signals (2018) [WAO138166B] Talla 2XLC - Affliction (2018) [WAO138167B] Dimibo - Junglerok (2018) [WAO138168B] The Cracken - Drive Away (2018) [WAO138169B] Allen Watts - Inferno (2018) [WAO138170B] Alchimyst - Sutra (2018) [WAO138171B] RAM - Africa (2018) [WAO138172B] Chris Schweizer - Damage Control (2018) [WAO138173B] Warrior - Warrior (Mark Sherry Remix) [WAO138174B] DT8 Project feat. Andrea Britton - Winter (Solis & Sean Truby vs Ultimate Remix) [WAO138175B] Heaven's Cry - Fusion (2018) [WAO138176B] Allen Watts - Midnight (2018) [WAO138177B] DRYM x Omnia - Ethereal (2018) [WAO138178B] The Space Brothers - Heaven Will Come (The Noble Six Remix) [WAO138179B] Craig Connelly feat. Roxanne Emery - This Life (2018) [WAO138180B] First State & Shinovi - Children Of The Masai (2018) [WAO138181B] Dogzilla - Dogzilla (Alex Di Stefano Remix) [WAO138182B] 2nd Phase - Elusion (2018) [WAO138183B] Beatsole & TH3 ONE - Maia (2018) [WAO138184B] Alchimyst - Shiba (2018) [WAO138185B] Will Rees - Blurred (2018) [WAO138186B] Sunset & Kiran M Sajeev - Just A Dream (2018) [WAO138188B] UCast & Kamelon - Wearout (2018) [WAO138189B] Heatbeat - Supersaw (2018) [WAO138192B] Standerwick - I've Been Thinking About You (2018) [WAO138193B] Chris Schweizer feat. Roxanne Emery - Under The Light (2018) [WAO138194B] Sean Mathews - Divinity (2018) [WAO138195B] Aly & Fila feat. Jwaydan - We Control The Sunlight (Dan Stone Remix) [WAO138196B] Lustral - Everytime (Sneijder Remix) [WAO138197B] RAM & Exis - Gladiator (2018) [WAO138198B] Shinovi - Kumai (2018) [WAO138199B] Jordan Suckley - C.Y.M (2018) [WAO138200B] Ben Gold & Audrey Gallagher - There Will Be Angels (Standerwick Remix) [WAO138201B] Chris Schweizer - Ascension (2018) [WAO138202B] Greg Downey - Retrograde (2018) [WAO138203B] Standerwick & Haliene - Deep End (Shinovi Remix) [WAO138204B] Jak Aggas - Russian Roulette (2018) [WAO138206B] Jordan Suckley - Do Or Die (Sam Jones Remix) [WAO138207B] Simon Patterson feat. Lucy Pullin - Fall For You (Cold Blue Remix) [WAO138208B] Allen Watts & Talla 2XLC - Equinox (2018) [WAO138209B] Warp Brothers - Time & Space (2018) [WAO138210B] DRYM - Voodoo (2018) [WAO138211B] Chakra - Home (Factor B's Back To The Future Remix) [WAO138212B] Bryan Kearney & Christina Novelli - By My Side (Craig Connelly Remix) [WAO138213B] Artento Divini feat. Ankit Sharda - Bengaluru (2018) [WAO138214B] Steve Dekay - Krishna (2018) [WAO138215B] Allen Watts - Algorithm (2018) [WAO138216B] Ultra Shock - The Sound Of E (Jorn van Deynhoven Remix) [WAO138217B] Chris Schweizer - The Order (2018) [WAO138218B] Danny Eaton - Resolution (2018) [WAO138219B] Sunlounger feat. Zara - Lost (Will Atkinson Remix) [WAO138220B] Jak Aggas - Playing With Fire (2019) [WAO138221B] Shinovi - Muriqui (2019) [WAO138222B] Allen Watts - Paradox (2019) [WAO138223B] Chris Schweizer & Heatbeat - Venom (2019) [WAO138224B] Leroy Moreno - Citadel (2018) [WAO138225B] Simon McCann & Matt Edwards - Meltdown (2019) [WAO138226B] Ben Gold & Sivan - Stay (Sneijder Remix) [WAO138227B] Arctic Moon - About You (2019) [WAO138228B] Radion 6 - Backstage (2019) [WAO138229B] Exis - Ascension In D Minor (2019) [WAO138230B] Chris Schweizer - Like This (2019) [WAO138231B] ReOrder & Exis - The Truth (2019) [WAO138232B] Dash Berlin With Cerf, Mitiska & Jaren - Man On The Run (WHITENO1SE & System Nipel Remix) [WAO138233B] Frank T.R.A.X. - Nebuchan (Radion6 Remix) [WAO138234B] Factor B - Anything (For You) [WAO138235B] Allen Watts - Contrast (2019) [WAO138236B] XiJaro & Pitch with LightControl - Whispers Of Time (2019) [WAO138237B] Scott Bond & Charlie Walker feat. Murica - Can You Hear The Sound (2019) [WAO138238B] Arksun - Arisen (Sean Tyas Remix) [WAO138239B] Maarten de Jong & Allen Watts - Caffeine (2019) [WAO138240B] Jase Thirlwall feat. Victoriya - Dust (2019) [WAO138241B] Simon Patterson feat. Lucy Pullin - Now I Can Breathe Again (Greg Downey Remix) [WAO138242B] Steve Dekay & Emanuele Congeddu - Astral (2019) [WAO138243B] Maarten de Jong & Woody van Eyden - Stroopwafels On Acid (2019) [WAO138244B] Leroy Moreno - Synchronicity (2019) [WAO138245B] Arctic Moon feat. Shuba - Cool In My Disaster (2019) [WAO138246B] Allen Watts & Christina Novelli - My Gravity (2019) [WAO138247B] The Space Brothers - Legacy (Sam Laxton Remix) [WAO138248B] John O'Callaghan - Striker (Liam Wilson Remix) [WAO138249B] DJ Kim - Jetlag (Ben Gold & Allen Watts Remix) [WAO138250B] Woody van Eyden & FAWZY - Emotions vs Reality (2019) [WAO138251B] Jak Aggas - I See You (2019) [WAO138252B] Mark Sixma - Requiem (Exis Remix) [WAO138253B] Ruben de Ronde X Yoel Lewis feat. Natalie Gioia - Madrigal (Solis & Sean Truby Remix) [WAO138254B] ReOrder - Escape The Ordinary (2019) [WAO138255B] Allen Watts & Steve Dekay - Hologram (2019) [WAO138256B] David Forbes - Monsoon (2019) [WAO138257B] RAM & Stine Grove - Saving Angel (2019) [WAO138258B] Pathfinders - Lost Generation (2019) [WAO138259B] Exis & Dimatik - Orchestral Acid (2019) [WAO138260B] Rated R - Forever (2019) [WAO138261B] Allen Watts - CDMX (2019) [WAO138262B] Shinovi & LUM1NA - El Dorado (2019) [WAO138263B] Berg - See It Coming (2019) [WAO138264B] Darren Porter & Jak Aggas - Transonic (2019) [WAO138265B] Allen Watts - Reboot (2019) [WAO138266B] Three Drives - Greece 2000 (WHITENO1SE Remix) [WAO138267B] Lost In Noise - Heeding The Call (2019) [WAO138268B] Simon Lee & Alvin - ATTN (2019) [WAO138269B] RAM presents RAW - Something Else (2020) [WAO138270B] Questia - Nexus Asia (Jak Aggas Remix) [WAO138271B] Snatt & Vix feat. Diana Leah - Soapte (Bogdan Vix & Claudiu Adam Mixes) [WAO138272B] Steve Dekay - Labyrinth (2020) [WAO138273B] ReOrder X onTune - Euforia (Euforia Festival 2019 Official Anthem) [WAO138274B] Futurecode & Roxanne Emery - Dancing In The Rain (Craig Connelly Remix) [WAO138275B] Tempo Giusto - Paradigm Shift (2020) [WAO138276B] David Forbes - Hold Me (2020) [WAO138277B] Ben Gold & Allen Watts - Stepback (2020) [WAO138278B] Jak Aggas - Skyrim (2020) [WAO138279B] Ben Gold X Ruben De Ronde - Era Festivus (Luminn & Gather Remix) [WAO138280B] Maarten de Jong - Intense (2020) [WAO138281B] Alexander Popov - Togu (2020) [WAO138282B] DRYM - Octagon, Hypnotic (2020) [WAO138283B] Ben Gold & Tempo Giusto - I Am The God (2020) [WAO138284B] Pathfinders - Asado (2020) [WAO138285B] Davey Asprey vs. Artento Divini - D.A.A.D. (2020) [WAO138286B] James De Torres - Polaris (2020) [WAO138287B] Maarten de Jong & Allen Watts - Hatseflats (2020) [WAO138288B] ReOrder - 6PM (2020) [WAO138289B] Ben Gold - Kingdoms (Artento Divini Remix) [WAO138290B] Shinovi - Synthetica (2020) [WAO138291B] Chris Schweizer - Don't Be Scared (2020) [WAO138292B] Steve Dekay & Vision X - Endurance (2020) [WAO138293B] Maarten de Jong vs. Corti Organ - Flash (2020) [WAO138294B] Tempo Giusto - Choose Your Fate (2020) [WAO138295B] Allen Watts & Steve Dekay - The Phuture (2020) [WAO138296B] ReOrder feat. Bo Bruce - We Are The World (2020) [WAO138297B] Eugenio Tokarev - Melifluo (2020) [WAO138298B] DJ Amadeus - Smash! (2020) [WAO138299B] Christopher Corrigan - Auspicious (2020) [WAO138300B] ReOrder and XiJaro & Pitch - Elevate (2020) [WAO138301B] Allen Watts & Roman Messer - Skyline (2020) [WAO138302B] Rob Mooney - Feelin' Electro (Tasso Remix) [WAO138303B] David Forbes - Splice (2020) [WAO138304B] Allen Watts feat. Gid Sedgwick - Another You (2020) [WAO138305B] Maarten de Jong - Tomahawk (2020) [WAO138306B] Mark Sixma presents M6 - Bad Dreams (2020) [WAO138307B] Chris Schweizer - Singularity (2020) [WAO138308B] Heatbeat - Feel Alive (2020) [WAO138309B] Allen Watts - High Voltage (2020) [WAO138310B] Tempo Giusto - The Oasis (2020) [WAO138311B] Maarten de Jong - Energy Crash (2020) [WAO138312B] K90 - Deliverance (Tempo Giusto Remix) [WAO138313B] Allen Watts & Chris Schweizer - Cabrones (2021) [WAO138314B] Maarten de Jong - Alone (2021) [WAO138315B] Chris Schweizer & Paul Denton - Hammer Time (2021) [WAO138316B] Artento Divini vs. Davey Asprey - D.A.D.A. (2021) [WAO138317B] Talla 2XLC & Allen Watts - Suburbia (2021) [WAO138318B] Coast 2 Coast feat. Discovery - Home (Maarten De Jong Remix) [WAO138319B] Ben Gold & Allen Watts - Change The World (2021) [WAO138320B] Tempo Giusto - In Another Life (2021) [WAO138321B] Super8 & Tab & Factor B - From Way Back (2021) [WAO138322B] Steve Dekay - Epic (2021) [WAO138323B] Cern - The Message (Ehren Stowers Remix) [WAO138324B] Envio - Time To Say Goodbye (South Of The Stars Remix) [WAO138325B] Allen Watts - Twister, Cyclone (2021) [WAO138326B] Olmec Heads - Magic Man (John Askew Remix) [WAO138327B] David Forbes - Equator (2021) [WAO138328B] Maarten de Jong - X2 (2021) [WAO138329B] Allen Watts & Kinetica - Vertigo (2021) [WAO138330B] Mark Sixma presents M6 & ReOrder feat. Sydnee Carter - Crash (2021) [WAO138331B] Masters & Nickson feat. Justine Suissa - Out There (Sean Tyas Remix) [WAO138332B] Paul Denton - Stomp (2021) [WAO138333B] David Forbes - Isolate (2021) [WAO138334B] Darren Tate vs. Jono Grant - Let The Light Shine In (Brian Cross & Abel Ramos Remix) [WAO138336B] Omnia & Ira - The Fusion (Blastoyz Remix) [WAO138337B] Allen Watts - Visions (2021) [WAO138338B] David Forbes - Sail (2021) [WAO138339B] XiJaro & Pitch - Party On (2021) [WAO138340B] David Forbes X Davey Asprey - Lonach (2021) [WAO138341B] Allen Watts & Silvela - Echoes (2022) [WAO138342B] John O'Callaghan feat. Lo-Fi Sugar - Never Fade Away (Maarten De Jong Remix) [WAO138343B] David Forbes - Delirio (2022) [WAO138344B] Onova - Ad Astra (2022) [WAO138345B] Chris Schweizer - The Other Side (2022) [WAO138346B] Sean Mathews - A Sign To Hope (2022) [WAO138347B] Tempo Giusto - The Unicorn Master (2022) [WAO138348B] John O'Callaghan & Kathryn Gallagher - Mess Of A Machine (Billy Gillies Remix) [WAO138349B] Maarten de Jong - Magnum Opus (2022) [WAO138350B] Allen Watts vs. Yoshi & Razner - Bohemia (2022) [WAO138351B] David Forbes - Take Me Up (2022) [WAO138352B] Davey Asprey - Revolution (2022) [WAO138353B] Maarten de Jong & Frank Spector - La Nuit (Maarten de Jong Mix) [WAO138354B] Christopher Corrigan - Sunlight (2022) [WAO138355B] Sneijder & Thomas Bronzwaer - Into The Light (2022) [WAO138356B] Maarten de Jong & Frank Spector - La Nuit (Frank Spector Mix) [WAO138357B] Allen Watts - Shadows (2022) [WAO138358B] UDM - Tremolo (2022) [WAO138359B] David Forbes - Octagon (2022) [WAO138360B] Klaus Kaz - In The Darkness (2022) [WAO138361B] Sneijder feat. Victoriya - Need You Here (2022) [WAO138362B] South Of The Stars - Void (2022) [WAO138363B] Woody van Eyden and IanT - Óskandi (2022) [WAO138364B] Allen Watts - Impulse (2022) [WAO138365B] Artento Divini X Davey Asprey pres. A.D.D.A. - Divos (2022) [WAO138366B] Everlight & Tasso present The Resistance - Freakin' (2022) [WAO138367B] Allen Watts - Dynamo (2022) [WAO138368B] Allen Watts - Avalon, Intuition (2022) [WAO138369B] Davey Asprey - Subversion (2022) [WAO138370B] David Forbes - Hybrid (2022) [WAO138371B] Kenny Palmer - Nightbourne (2022)
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What is cracking Reddit, I’m here today to talk about my depression and vent a little bit I guess, long story short my mom was addicted to drugs and drug me through a WILD childhood, I saw things no child should ever see. At one point ended up trapped at some crazy doctors house with my mom when I was around 7 or 8 for like a week straight because he had her so doped up on Oxys and ambien doing god knows what locked in his bedroom. Saw my mom get beat up a few times. Lived without electricity and water at times I watched my mother go through the worst depression I have ever seen anyone in EVER at times she would just be crying randomly, she always had horrible migraines, I spent countless nights of my life sleeping in different hospitals around the country….. Got severely bullied in school because of my weight and horrible cystic acne. Also sexually abused as a child etc…. Ya know the usual stuff.
although my mom dragged me through some horrible things as a child I forgive her and will love her until the end of time. Unfortunately she passed away about 2 years ago. But through all of this she was my best friend, my rock and my entire world. She was also the person that supported me emotionally the most and now she’s gone so that’s a bit rough. I’m 22 years old now and since I was born my living situation has probably changed upwards of 25 different times If not more.
After i turned 15 I decided that I couldn’t continue living with my mom. So I moved in with my dad. Of course my dad wasn’t the greatest role model. I won’t go down that road too far but, at that time it was just me and my dad. He is a very stubborn and aggressive man, I know he loves me with all his heart but the verbal and mental anguish his outbursts would leave me was crazy. Going from living with my mother who did nothing but give her best (Given the circumstances) to show me how much she loved me. And her will to survive and make sure I was okay. To that really messed me up.
Anyways I’ll get to the more recent times in my life. I started a great career in oil and gas when I was 17 about to turn 18 and had just graduated. Things were going great, until about 2 years in I was living with my dad still, Smoking weed and getting drunk VERY frequently. All while holding a banger job for my age. And then all of a sudden one day I’m there playing Apex, and the next second my aunt is yelling crying and banging on my front door telling me my mom is dead. What a way to tell someone their mom died right??? Anyways that same day I decided to change my life and my bad habits. That next week I moved out of my dads into my other aunt and uncles house who had basically been my second mom and dad my entire life. The rest of my moms family is VERY VERY well off. Here I was in a safe and clean environment where I could be drug free. (With the occasional drunken metal head bbq nights with my uncle😂)
At this point I felt like my life was set and I was on a roll for success! Everything went great for the next couple years until I was badly injured at work. Now I’ll be honest here, I could absolutely go back to work but instead I decided I wanted a change of pace in my life and now I am pursuing higher education. I’n the past few months I have Decided to change my career, Started my first semester of college, and moved into a brand new house with my previous roomates who are also my good friends. But for some reason out of nowhere, I have hit the worst and saddest depression I have ever felt. First it started with digestive problems about a month ago and now I’m in a full blown state of constantly grinding schoolwork because I’m so scared of failing and letting my family down, barely eating and sleeping and the occasional manic (Suicidal thought) episodes when laying in my bed at night. I just want to scream and cry, I can feel the emotional turmoil in my head but I can’t let it out? My body just won’t let me… I recently smoked weed HEAVILY for a few weeks straight and was feeling a little better during this time but quickly put a stop to it as I started to become lazy with school and weed just started making me paranoid because my family has always associated drugs with failure. So now I’ve been completely sober and I’m still pretty depressed/Scared and I forgot to mention that I have crippling anxiety. When it gets bad my hands shake uncontrollably and my whole body gets super fidgety and twitchy. Also when it is bad my voice cracks uncontrollably and it sounds like I’m about to cry when I talk because I can barely get any noise out. I don’t think it’s weed withdrawal because up until about 5 weeks ago I hadn’t smoked weed but once or twice in 3 years! Anyways. I’m all caught up with straight A’s in school, completely sober, never had a problem going cold Turkey on any substances, Live with my best friends and have literally every single thing I want, New car, Badass gaming setup, a TCG collection to DIE FOR and a wonderful group of family and friends who would support me till the end of time but I just can’t kick this depression and I feel like I’m going crazy!!!!!
Anyways sorry for the unreasonably long post. But please if anyone has advice send it my way, I just want to feel good again.
PS. I LOVE YOU ALL, if anyone ever needs someone to talk to PLEASE REACH OUT TO ME I UNDERSTAND AND I AM HERE FOR YOU❤️❤️❤️.
EDIT: While I was writing this I was extremely distressed and in a bad mental state. I have calmed down quite a bit and I will say i have a correction to make. I absolutely do have a problem with abusing substances to their max potential. In the past few weeks I went from being sober and on a good path to spending probably around $1000 on weed and alcohol. And up until the last time I smoked or drank 8 days ago my paranoia got so bad that while I was on vacation with 5 of my buddies (8 days ago) I decided that I needed to stay in the hotel room for the rest of the trip and save as much money as possible because I thought my life was ruined because money was low and for some reason I would have to bail out of my current living situation as soon as I got home. Now I’m home, everything is normal and my situation could not be better. But for some reason I can’t shake this feeling of absolute impending doom.

STAND NAME:『Deep Purple』
STAND USER: Anya Syrena
Namesake: “Deep Purple” English rock band; “Hush” song by Deep Purple
Legal nickname:『D Purple』;『Shush』
Ability type: Long Range; Reconnaissance
Form type: Artificial Non-Humanoid
STAND STATS:
POWER: B Deep Purple packs heavy sound artillery like torpedos that explode with sound waves. As a last resort, Deep Purple itself can run into people like if it were a torpedo.
SPEED: C Deep Purple and its torpedoes can reach speeds up to 30 mph.
RANGE: A Deep Purple has a range of 100 meters from Anya. Hush can also reach 100 meters before the sounds appear blurry.
DURATION: B Deep Purple is quite durable for a long range Stand but will succumb to damage, so having Deep Purple positioned far from the enemy is Anya’s best course.
CONTROL: E Deep Purple’s accuracy requires Anya to know where to shoot, which is where Hush comes for, as it aids Deep Purple’s accuracy by revealing the targets.
POTENTIAL: C Anya has learned a lot about Deep Purple’s sound manipulation abilities. Combined with its long range it makes for a great Stand to use for searching targets and barraging them with controlled chaos.
User description: Anya Syrena is a teenager from a wealthy upper-middle class family who suffers from selective mutism. Because of her status, she also doesn’t have the best view from the students at her public school. Contrary to what they might believe, she isn’t really snobby or an a-hole, since that would require her to talk and act, to which she is scared. On the outside she appears calm but slow and will address others mainly through interjections.
She is only able to talk with her parents when she is spoken to. But her parents' high expectations exacerbate her condition, making her feel isolated and trapped. When she does manage to talk, it is usually from not being able to contain her emotions at that moment and blurs out (for example, one time her school’s top basketball player shot a perfect dunk, she blurted out “Hooray!” loudly and everyone heard her). Her anxiety also causes her to attentively overhear others talking and fixate on the talk around her, so you don’t know when she is carefully listening. Both her desire to be heard and her behavior of remaining silent if from where her Stand, Deep Purple, would originate.
Appearance: Deep Purple takes the form of a toy submarine as long as a human arm and with a modified pump jet for the rear propeller that is as big and wide as the Stand’s diameter. It has wave patterns with magenta on the top, purple in the middle, and blue on the bottom. There are light blue bumps on the sides that look like bubbles. It has two torpedo tubes on the front and 4 on the sides. On the front, beneath the two front latches are two yellow bulbs. Deep Purple’s sail has a large front window and atop it is a periscope.
Hush appears as a pair of wireless purple earbuds very similar to Airpods worn on Anya’s ears. Attached to the underside on the earbuds are gray satellite dishes.
Abilities: Deep Purple is a formidable Stand that possesses a variety of sound-based abilities suitable for long-ranged combat and reconnaissance, including powerful artillery, soundwave manipulation, and a sonar.
“Counter Resonance”: Deep Purple can emit an omnidirectional sound pulse from itself, which will travel as far as 30 meters and slowly fade out until it dissipates completely. This pse does not have any destructive power by itself. Any object of Anya’s choosing passed by the sonic pulse will be affected by its ability. The Stand can adjust the volume of the sound that an object emits so that it becomes louder or quieter.
By making it louder, the sound waves produced gain more destructive power and can damage things through acoustic resonance. The higher the object’s volume becomes, the more force the sound waves exert. While Anya can make an object absolutely quiet with one pulse, thus not able to even exert any force even if you smack something with its full force, going louder requires Deep Purple to emit multiple sound pulses. This is similar to how an opera singer can break glass by hitting higher notes, which have a higher frequency that surpasses the glass’ normal frequency.
“Torpedos”: Deep Purple is equipped with torpedoes that it can launch from its tubes. Despite their reduced size they can still be effective for destruction, as they pack powerful sound waves and use the same principle of acoustic resonance in order to damage things; the intensity of the sound waves can be adjusted before launch. Once they’re launched, their sound waves cannot be changed unless they happen to be affected by the sound pulse. The torpedoes can be slightly curved in case they are not aimed right.
『Hush』: Hush is Anya’s Sub-Stand and the sub-ability that assists and completes Deep Purple.
“Synesthesia Sonar”: Hush gives Anya the ability to detect and see the sound waves all around her up to the same range as the main Stand. When in effect, Anya sees the circular reverberations of waves and can deduce what it likely is, from size, position and speed, based on how it looks. A big or heavy object will emit a big sound wave and the speed is known by seeing its Doppler Effect in action.
STAND STATS:
POWER: Ø
SPEED: Ø
RANGE: A
DURATION: B
CONTROL: C
POTENTIAL: C

The further we get from S14, the more I realize I love it. It is far and away my favorite post-S6 season. What's more, I even enjoyed it as it aired (!), and didn't have to learn to love it after the fact (as many of us did with S7 and S11). Why was S14 so great? Let's dive in.
(Also- I'm going to compare S14 to S15 a lot, b/c S15 is in my recent memory. This is not a S15 diss post!!! I have *moderately* enjoyed S15. It is better than S13 at least).
Possible reasons:

• Very strong cast that was edited well. I'd like to break down the idea of a "strong cast" a bit further. A "strong cast" doesn't just mean queens that are good drag queens or good at drag race. It means queens that are compelling characters to watch on drag race as a TV show. What are the characteristics that contribute to that?

1. Strong personality in werkroom/on stage, or being a good narratogiving good confessional (ex. Katya, Gia Gunn, Bianca Del Rio)
2. Edited to have coherent narrative that involves conflict and/or growth- either internal, with the show, or with another contestant (ex. Adore, Laganja, Gottmik)
3. Provide unique and/or emotionally compelling drag in segments of the show that allow queens to have individual creative authority (ex. Anetra's lip syncs, BendelaCreme's Snatch Games, Symone's runway package, Willow's talent show performance)
4. Provide stellar but standard performances in run of the mill challenges on the show (ex. Courtney's Rusical performance, Loosey's Joan Rivers Snatch Game, Bianca's roast set)
5. Deliver "so bad it's good" challenge performances, (ex. LalaRi's Bag Ball look, Kahmora Hall's acting challenge performance, Sugar and Spice's Snatch Games)

Let's compare a few season to see how queens stack up according to these characteristics. If a queen only somewhat fulfilled a characteristic, I put it in parentheses ().
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Season 14	Season 6	Season 15
June Jumbalaya (1), 2	Magnolia 1	Irene (1)
Alyssa Hunter (3)	Kelly 5	Poppy
Kornbread 1, 2, 3	Vivacious 1, 3	Sugar 2, (3), 5
Orion (2)	April 3	Amethyst 3
Maddy (1), 2, 3	Gia 1, 2	Robin
Kerri 1, 3	Milk 1, 2, 3, (4)	Aura (1)
Jasmine 2, 3	Laganja 1, 2, (4)	Jax 3
Jorgeous (1), 3	Trinity 2, 3, (4)	Spice (1), 2, (3), 5
Deja, 1, 4	Joslyn 1, 2, 3, 4, 5	Malaysia (2)
Daya 1, 2, 3, 4	Bendela 1, 2, 3, (4)	Marcia 2, 3, (4)
Bosco 1, 2, 3, 4	Darienne 1, 2, 4	Salina 1, (2), (5)
Angeria 1, (3), 4	Courtney 1, 2, (3), 4	Loosey (1), 2, 4, (5)
Lady Camden 1, 2, 3, 4	Adore 1,2, 3, 4	Luxx 1, 2, 4
Willow 1, (2), 3, 4	Bianca 1, 2, 3, 4	Mistress 1, 2, 4
		Anetra 1, 2, 3, 4
		Sasha 1, 3, 4

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Looking at S14 and S6 as compared to S15, a big difference we can see is that the early outs have multiple characteristics to their names, especially the number 1. characteristic- a big personality. Of course, S15 suffers *a lot* in this regard from its giant cast and shortened run time.
Another thing that S14 and S6 share is that most queens have the 3. characteristic- they showcase drag perspectives or performances that feel unique on Drag Race. Ex. Alyssa and April both have very strong and interesting runway packages. Kornbread delivered a stellar talent show performance. Vivacious, with her background in the NYC club kid scene, was a style of queen we hadn't seen on drag race before. This is another place that S15 really suffers- we just haven't seen most of the queens do anything really uniquely interesting this season. The only exceptions to that have been Anetra, Sasha, and Jax's lipsyncs, Marcia and Anetra's talent show performances, Sasha's first acting challenge, and, dare I say it... Amethyst's snatch game as Tan Mom (that one might be a personal preference lol).
Lastly, with S6 and S15, we can see that almost all of the late-out/finalist girlies have most of the characteristics. On S15, Anetra is the only one that does. I definitely think this a reason why she is so popular in the fandom right now. I also think this shows why Sasha has gotten less popular in the fandom as the season has gone on- she hasn't had any sort of narrative arc (characteristic 2) on the show. Even though Willow didn't have conflict with other girls or with herself on the show, in her confessionals, she presented the meta-narrative of having conflict with the show itself- she had to play the long game and gradually acclimate the judges and the show to the weirder and more interesting parts of her drag. Bianca, though she had a similar competitive arc (dominating the competition) and character archetype (statesman of drag, too big for the show) to Sasha, had a much stronger narrative arc- she had lots of conflict with the younger girls on the season, and gradually had to learn to care for them and not present herself as a stone cold b*tch. Sasha is amazing, and fully realized, and not afraid to be stupid from the get-go, and... not that interesting of a Drag Race character.
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• This is more cut and dry- S14 had a lot of great lip syncs, from a lot of different queens, to multiple types of songs. (Again, contrast this to S15- we've had good lip syncs, but they've all been similar high energy pop numbers, delivered by the same 3 queens).

1. Deja in "Fallin'"
2. Jasmine in "Sugar Mama" (this was the only valid use of the floor hump move (Sorry, Anetra))
3. Lady Camden in "One Way or Another"
4. Jasmine and Jorgeous in "Something's Got a Hold on Me"
5. Camden in "Don't Let Go"

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• Unique challenges, good performances from the cast in standard challenges, and challenges that manage to reference and make fun of the lore of the show without becoming entirely recursive.
• Unique challenges

1. Lip Sync Lalaparuza (since this is the first time we saw it in a non-all-stars season, with actual stakes attached to it)

• Good performances in "standard" challenges

1. "Menzeses" (this was the panel hosting challenge)
2. 60s Girl Groups
3. Moulin Ru: the Rusical
4. The Ross Matthews Roast (I'm not sure we've had such a large group of good roast performances since S5)

• Good "reference but not recursive" challenges

1. "She's a Super Tease"- allowed queens to poke fun at previous character archetypes and drama on the show, gave queens individual creative power to decide how they wanted to do it
2. "Save a Queen"- brought back queens that the audience could already connect with, let current queens interact with them and build commercials that played with and made fun of the moments they were known for on their original seasons.
3. "Daytona Winds"- made fun of the way the show's acting challenges had become somewhat earnest affairs in overracting that had moved away from the show's original premise of acting challenge as parody

Note: "Daytona Winds 2" in S15 is a great example of a Drag Race challenge that is *too* recursive.
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• The judges, especially RuPaul, like this group of queens. There are a lot of queens this season that are confident onstage and in front of the judges (Willow, Bosco, Camden, Angeria, Deja, Daya, Kerri, Kornbread, Jorgeous), and this enables the judges to be more comfortable and playful with the contestants. For example, contrast S14's "Who murdered Snatch Game" scene to like... *all* of the judging on UK3. Completely different vibes, and S14's is eminently more enjoyable to watch. (For what it's worth, S14 is also relatively devoid of queen archetypes that Ru doesn't like, I'll get into that later though).

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• S14 definitely *does* have pacing issues, but there are very few individual episodes that I don't care for. I don't care about the first ball, or the opening talent show episodes, but that's about it. As for queens not going home... the twist to bring back the first eliminated queens is redeemed by what a great character Daya makes herself into. The episodes where no one goes home, while stalling the momentum of the season, are individually some of the best episodes in the season, with various redeeming qualities (Daytona Wind, Menzeses, Snatch Game, Moulin Rouge). I think S14's competitive tension, much like S6, suffers the most in the last couple episodes- by the Ross Matthews Roast, the frontrunners (Willow, Camden) and finalists (Angeria, Bosco, Daya) are set. The major character arcs of the season have concluded. We don't lose much by losing Deja and Jorgeous. What remaining competitive tension might be salvaged in "Catwalk"- will Daya become a frontrunner? which of the top 5 will be eliminated?- is completely neutered by throwing another win to Camden and allowing a top 5. Bad job editors. That said, the top queens and their performances still make these episodes fun.

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• The top 5 queens, for the most part, are strong characters, good performers, do interesting drag, and are edited well on the show, and the top 3 did things that were completely novel to the show.

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Angeria is the only one who suffers here. Her competitive narrative on the show doesn't really progress beyond the first few episodes. She emerges as an early frontrunner and...that's about it. She's fun in confessionals, but she has a pretty laidback personality, so she doesn't get into fights with other girls and build her narrative that way. Her drag persona (backwoods glamorous pageant queen who has a bit of a silly edge) is fairly well-realized, familiar on the show, and established early on in the season. We don't learn anything new about Angeria after the first few episodes. She's a good enough performer to stay in the top for most of the season, but she's not quite canny enough to channel her own style or personality through the Drag Race challenges in ways that would make her stand out, beyond her initial talent show performance. The dichotomy between pageant glamour and a silly personality *is* interesting, but the show's not really interested in exploring that. On the runway, her aesthetic is top of the line pageant drag. It's good and lands on the side of "expensive and elegant" pageant-wear over "expensive and tacky" pageant-wear... but it is pageant-wear and we've seen it before. I don't know if Angie would be a great pitch for All Stars, and I don't know that her WtW would go outside the pageant-queen high-kick/strut box, but I would love to see her on a DragCon panel or a podcast.
Bosco's greatest virtue to the season is as a narrator- whether in challenges (Menzeses, Roast), confessionals, or on the main stage with the judges. Bosco's also not afraid to narrate her own inner turmoil (it is her brand of comedy), which is fantastic, given that her latter season arc has her ping-ponging between top and bottom placements in an ever more fragile metal state. Does her competitive narrative ever really have legs after the Rusical? Nope. Camden absolutely kneecaps her. And a standout Roast performance can only redeem so many bra and panty sets. But do I care? Nope. Bosco still makes the journey fun for us. What's more, we don't get many burlesque queens on the show that make it far, so while the bra and panty sets were repetitive unto Bosco, they still felt more interesting to me than a lot of Deja's takes that ranged in the "this popular drag designer made this for me and 20 other queens, but the other 19 paid more for it" and "Jiggly might have worn this on S4" styles, or the back half of Angeria's pageant closet. Even when Bosco's fashion was bad, it was interesting. That short short little wig? I still don't know how I feel about it. The last episode's crylon Judy Jetson space hooker hunger games mom, *with* the short short little wig? Nothing has ever been so delightfully crunchy. Bosco will be an absolute blast on all stars, the bras and panties will be ever more expensive, and she'll come a lovely 3rd alternate ala Jujubee.
Daya- rarely in recent seasons have we gotten a good villain storyline, even more rarely did the villain become an antihero, and never until Daya did we get a queen that battled back from: first bootness, a family connection to an earlier season queen the judges considered "superlative," and the producers' disinterest in her and dismissal as a filler queen. The fandom loves Daya and rightfully so. Daya showed in spite of all of that that she could produce great TV and be a great drag race queen. I would also count Daya's aesthetic eye as second only to Willow's this season (babydoll dresses aside. we all have our weaknesses.) Daya delivered several standout looks that took a defined aesthetic and gave it a distinctly Daya twist (chaps look, KISS look, catwalk video, final runway). I have no complaints with Daya, only with the producers' treatment of her. They continued to do her dirty! Her narrative would've been better served by a final win in "Catwalk," which in turn with her finale performance, should've propelled her to the final 2 over Camden. That aside, can't wait to see what she'll do on All Stars. Will she win? I have complete faith in Daya. I have 0% faith in the editors. Look for a weird joint-style win ala Trinity and Monet in All Stars 4.
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Willow- there is no doubt to me that Willow ran S14 just as much as Symone ran S13 or Sasha is running S15, but it wasn't smothering in the way that 13 or 15 felt. Granted, Willow had better, more interesting competition. But Willow was also super savvy. She didn't need all the screentime or talk from competitors in the world to make it clear that she was a winner, not when she put her screentime to such good use. Though Willow was comparatively quiet and laidback, she was never boring. (Her edit was a *little* boring. Just a steady upward trajectory. But sue me for liking a bitch who knows she's in her top era!). She was great in confessional, with a sense of humor- blunt, morbid, and a bit smug- not often seen on drag race. In drag, she showed that she could be a great drag race queen (Super Tease, Menzezes, ball challenges, Daytona Winds), great at fitting her own aesthetic into drag race challenge roles (Green Fairy in Moulin Ru, 60s Girl Groups), and most importantly, an interesting queen outside of drag race.
Any time that Willow was able to deliver her own signature drag on the show, she was doing something completely unique to what we've seen on Drag Race. Let's go through the highlights:

• Talent show performance: Willow's talent show performance is visceral in a great way- digging into spaghetti with bare hands, tossing it in the bath, tossing the toaster and then herself in the bath- these are all actions that evoke very strong emotions- gluttony, disgust, horror, fear- specifically as they connect to the body and physical sensation. These are not emotions the Drag Race (vs. Dragula) generally draws on. Disgust appears on drag race occasionally, but typically in cheap jokes that are pretty played out (ex. feigning disgust at the scent of a vagina). And for a show that is based around the malleability of the body, Drag Race is remarkably squeamish about bodily sensations beyond sexual arousal (ex. feigning an orgasm is always ok, but making a fart joke or wearing a dress with period blood is not). However, there's a good reason that drag outside of Drag Race is often interested in evoking negative emotions. Emotions like disgust, shame, horror, and fear are strong enough to produce bodily sensations, often the same ones that lust or love produce. The body and its nervous system are great at crossing wires, so this means that these negative emotions do often become sexual referents in the form of kink. Willow doesn't draw on that sexual association in her talent show beyond the aesthetic juxtaposition of a hot girl in a bikini shoving her face with pasta, but...
• She gets into it a bit more in her lyrics for "Bad Boy Baby"- "His body is splattered on the asphalt/Yeah but it's kind of hot/Like he dropped a hot bowl of spaghetti." The lyrics explicitly intertwine the emotion of lust with the body, gore, horror, and disgust.
• A couple of Willow's runways also play towards the emotions associated with kink, in a way we haven't seen on the show before. Again, for a show that plays a lot with sexual presentation and attraction, Drag Race doesn't give much due to fetish beyond the very mainstream themes of leather, latex, bondage, and whips. I'd really argue that these themes are so mainstream as to have become largely divorced outside of explicit BDSM settings from their invoked emotional referents- fear, pain, anticipation, helplessness- that provoke bodily sensation. Willow's latex hair wedgie Matrix outfit (wow what a combo of words), and hobble panty dress for the Heart On runway are fresh takes on kink on the show.
• A *lot* of Willow's runway presentation deals with bodily distortion and the separation of the body from a cohesive whole into its component parts (ex. the latex wedgie with disembodied hands to hold her hair, spring runway with head trapped in a house, 2nd ball challenge outfit with crazy long arms, Donatella lips on frills runway, all 3 finale outfits- intro catwalk, I hate people, final lipsync). And yet again, Drag Race has historically been willing to play with bodily proportion and distortion... but only in the hyper-feminine direction of more hips and tits, and played out plastic surgery jokes.

All this to say is a was a lot of fun to see Willow turn drag race tropes on their heads. And Willow's just really good. She's an underrated winner. I wouldn't want to see her on Drag Race again, or work the world. She's way too cool for the Drag Race brand. She would be cool even if she never did drag again. I will very happily go see anything she independently produces.
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I've saved Camden for last, because if you thought this post was already way too long, watch me write another 5000 words about drag race and its relationship with male drag. But before I get into all that, let's talk about Camden as a drag race character.
If Daya is the girl production hated, Camden is the girl they loved. I love a hidden frontrunner storyline, and production did a great job with Camden's. Once her edit picked up steam in Daytona Winds, it didn't slow down again. Camden was the girl that got to gradually steamroll the other frontrunners (Daya- Daytona Winds, Catwalk (however dubious), Bosco- Lalaparuza, Moulin Ru), only to face defeat at the hands of her final competitor, Willow, at the finale. Where Willow found success at shaping her challenge roles to fit her already well-defined drag aesthetic, Camden was the rare contestant who successfully expanded her drag repertoire to fit the challenges.
Camden also benefitted from being an archetype we haven't seen much of on Drag Race. You could call her a theatre queen, but that's not really true to her personality or her edit. Off-Broadway queens on the show are generally edited to have an off-putting sense of delusion, desperation, and self-seriousness. Camden, with the confidence that came from actually having performed professionally for years, was none of these things. I read her as a better-realized and more interesting variety of Shuga Cain's or Gottmik's archetype- a queen that turned to drag for personal reasons after already achieving professional success in a separate sphere, fell absolutely in love with drag, and was still figuring out how their personality and performance translated between their in and out of drag selves. Camden had the *large* benefit over Shuga and Gottmik of entering drag with: - classical dance training and performance experience, - a much more interesting set of aesthetic references, -amateur acting and comedy experience. Camden was having just as much fun as Shuga at figuring out who she could be in drag, but she and the edit were much better at letting us know about it- like Bosco, she was great at narrating herself, which made for a really fun journey from week to week with her.
Her aesthetic and performance choices were also hilariously chaotic throughout the season. In situations where she had creative control, she might choose to: -repeatedly reference Bunheads (I cannot emphasize enough how much this was a choice), or she might completely rock a 90s London underground raver look and performance, or she might show up in very expensive Frozen cosplay, or she might provide the look of the night as a crystallized porcelain ballerina, or she might show up in a cotton candy meets Flintstones outfit of Salina-Estitties-bad proportions (love u Salina <3), or she might show up as a slutty horse, carriage, bridle, and all... the list goes on and I don't want it to end!
I also appreciate the level of commitment Camden displayed towards her more questionable choices; when Michelle advised against a joke about yelling into Ross's asshole for the roast, Camden made it longer for her set. When Camden showed up to the finale and started off with a questionable choice- pony play outfit of dubious proportions- she continued making questionable choices all the way through the final lipsync performance!
And for all that we learned about Camden's drag on S14, I feel there's still more to unpack. Rarely is Drag Race this good for a queen. I cannot wait to see Camden on All Stars. Will she win? She will make it to the finals. She will make it to the final lip sync. But I cannot tell you if she will give an incredible and captivating lip sync performance or if she'll choose to make another bunheads reference. Only time will tell.
Now to unpack the most interesting things Camden did on S14, and why they were cool to see on Drag Race. This is actually a bit similar to Willow- both Willow and Camden at their best work in similar ways against the way that Drag Race generally chooses to frame the nexus of sexuality, gender, and attraction.
The vast majority of gendered drag presentation that we see on drag race runs very femme, and by virtue of that, we see a lot of interpretations of female sexuality. It's usually straightforward- glamorous, sexy, and it's subversive mostly in the fact that it's a queer reclamation of female sexualities as seen by the male gaze. I would say this is a true even of the femme dom portrayals that we see on Drag Race (ex. Jaida in Madonna rusical)- it's a pretty mainstream and straight idea of what a femme dom is supposed to be. Less frequently we see straight or queer female sexualities centered in a women's gaze (ex Joey Jay <3). Rarely do we see hard butch, nongendered, or androgynous presentations- to the point that it *really* starts to stand out when we do (ex. Mo Heart's butch queen on UK vs the world, Victoria Scone's genderbend on Canada vs. the world, Raja's androgynous looks on All Winners).
Notice that these are all runway examples that I've cited. We really don't see looks that range past mild butch in challenges (Snatch Game excepted). Queens may be interested in exploring all this, but drag race as a production and the judges are not. As for masculine presenting drag, it's even more rare. Queens may go in boy drag for challenges, but almost never on the runway. This is key.
When queens are in boy drag in challenges (rare SG examples excepted), they are:

• playing male characters with no sexual presentation (ex. boy characters in the S15 Rusical, Alaska's pee-wee herman drag on S5 in the children's show skit)
• playing heterosexual male characters that depict hetero male sexuality as a completely hokey premise and joke (ex. mini challenges throughout the years, TMZ reporters room in comedy sketch in all stars 5)
• playing a "neutered" gay or effeminate man with no effective sexual potential when presented out of female drag (ex. Sasha in S15 Rusical)

Most often when the show needs to display masculine-presenting sexuality for a challenge, they use a pit crew member or an outside actor (ex. Leland in Moulin Ru, Danny Trejo in Daytona Winds 2). (Leslie Jordan is a lovely exception to this by virtue of being Leslie Jordan). Even here, these men are rarely presenting queer male sexuality. They are almost always playing it straight. (For more on the drag queen/gogo boy dichotomy, see How to be Gay, there's some paragraphs on this somewhere in there.)
To explain why drag race does this, Sasha's performance in the latest Rusical is key. As an effeminate man on the drag race stage (that's the label we'll use for Carl since he *is* straight(?) married to female Preacher Teacher- she's kinda more butch than him tho), Carl has no sexual power or potential in his male drag. Carl's frumpy clothes and Sasha's performance illustrate this pretty well. For the effeminate or queer man on drag race to unlock his sexual potential, he must put on femme-presenting drag. See: Carl in the final number once transformed into Ethel Sperman.
This is why we don't see masculine-presenting drag on the runway, especially drag that reads as queer masculine. The runway, being a *pure presentation of aesthetics and form,* is the most direct embodiment of the transcendence that drag allows for the long-shamed "feminine" aspects of queer male sexuality to their glorification and empowerment when presented in the male-as-female drag form.
(Note: there is a lot to unpack with the term "feminine" and its relation to queer male sexuality. I'll keep it short here and say that when I say "feminine" in this context, I'm referring specifically to the aspects of weakness/sexual submission that are often implied in the term, and become shameful or transgressive when juxtaposed with traditional ideas of male sexualities).
I think for Rupaul on the show, especially in the earlier seasons, the link between the shame of queer male sexuality and the transcendence of that sexual shame that could only be reached through glamorous, regal, sexual, feminine drag was really really strong. There is a reason the first 3 winners of the show all fit that ideal. I think that goes a *long* way towards explaining:

• why Ru had problems with trans queens being on the show (Ru's perspective: what is drag doing for you if you've already embraced and accepted the feminine pieces of you in a very visible way/ are you still doing drag if you're not achieving this specific variety of emotional catharsis through it)
• why Ru and the judges reacted so badly to Alaska's male drag on S5 and Milk's "werkroom Ru" on S6 (male drag can't be drag b/c feminine transformation and its emotional underpinnings are essential to my idea of what drag is)

At the time, these all seemed like things that undermined the central thesis of the show. This also explains:

• why Ru can't connect with mentally well-adjusted queens (why do drag if you aren't trying to solve your personal problems with it/you've already come to terms with your femininity)
• why Run can't connect with "theatre queens" (you're coming to drag from a professional angle instead of a personal angle, so i don't find your drag emotionally compelling)

Also! Who's the queen we see in male drag in challenges on the show the most? It's Ru! RuPaul! (ex. acting scenes on S6 final challenge, RudePaul on S10, court room reporter on All Winners). RuPaul doesn't go in drag on the show to play characters other than RuPaul the Glamazon, and he expects contestants to treat their drag the same.
Also!Also! There is clear reasoning for why Ru would feel this way about drag- the gay culture of the 90s and 00's was *so* different to today, and before drag race and the efforts of a lot of advocacy, there was a much larger stigma in the gay community towards feminine men, trans women, and drag queens. If you want to hear more about this I think Bianca or Courtney talk about it together on a podcast somewhere.
Drag race and RuPaul's allowance towards all these things has gradually changed thanks to awesome queens being on the show and fans wanting better for queens, but the effects of that viewpoint on the show are still really strong. So it's fun to Camden work against these ideas on S14.
To me, Camden's big standout moment is as Freddie Mercury on the runway and the "One Way or Another" lip sync. Camden's usual drag, as much as she goes towards any aesthetic, is very femme, Spice Girls-sexy. I don't find it particularly compelling, and I don't feel that she's adding much femininity or sexuality as compared to her character on drag race out of drag.
Freddie Mercury is different. Camden plays Freddie on the runway and in the lip sync very sexually. It is unequivocally a performance of powerful queer male sexuality. We really have not seen that on drag race before, especially on the runway. What's even better is how much fun Camden is having with it. You can really see the joy as she performs. She's having fun and feels more powerful in this queer male drag than her usual femme drag- and that in itself is incredibly empowering.
(Camden feeling more powerful in male drag works for the same reason that "Joey Jay is gay" does. Joey says as much in her lyrics, but there's a truth to it that goes beyond that. Like Camden, Joey is gay and femme enough already out of drag that her drag transformation might actually reveal more masculine or dominant aspects or her personality. If for a typical queen, drag goes something like "he's so gay she's straight," for Joey it goes "he's so gay she's masc.")
The same is true of Camden's other standout performances during the season. In the Lalaparuza, she has to lip sync against Bosco, the sexiest queen of the season, while not dressed in her super femme-presenting drag. As Camden puts it "how am I supposed to lip sync to this super soulful song dressed as Sonic the Hedgehog's bitch girlfriend?" But she makes the choice to perform the song sexually in spite of that, and she does it really well, to the point that the show has other contestants comment on it. See: Daya "I'm so hot for Camden right now." For Camden that feels like another really emotionally strong moment.
The last piece of this narrative is Camden's performance in Moulin Ru as the androgynous cabaret host. Although the character's dress and physical presentation is androgynous, Camden brings a queer masculine-coded sexuality to her performance that feels like a continuation of her discovery as Freddie Mercury. And like with Freddie, she performs the role very successfully and has a ton of fun doing it.
What's even better is just to see all these performances get rewarded by the judges on Drag Race. I really don't know how they would've been received on earlier seasons. But I'm glad we have them now, and I'm glad that queens continue to push Drag Race to expand its aesthetic bubble.
This concludes my thesis.

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Evans and HHH celebrates
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So I purchased a new XLT today and the dealer is offering all their marked up shit. I'm adding rear wheel wells because it just makes sense to not have rocks peppering the inside of it.
I'm going to get a spray in box liner but probably not from the dealer as they are quoting 700$. I'm not sure how much a spray in should cost in Alberta but I'll get quotes.
What I really want to know is about the following:.
Undercoating - dealership is gouging 1000$ for this which seems ridiculous. Krown coating around here is 170$ but their video is talking about punching holes into doors to spray interior panels which seems like a fuck no. It's asphalt wax base I think I heard then day which seems like one of those trap moisture in problems though. Anyone had long term experience with both? Undercoating is touted as reducing road noise which is something I really like but I kept my last vehicle for 10 years and I want this one to do the same.
The maintenance warranty. They are quoting 5 years / 100,000 kms @ 3000$ for it which covers all oil changes, transfer case, coolant, etc. Seems like it's decently priced but I'm not sure it's completely worth it?

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DALLAS TX NC11299578 03/24/2023
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Building Equipment Mechanic:
HEIGHTS MD NC11290064 03/16/2023
MINNEAPOLIS MN NC11302244 03/25/2023
PHILADELPHIA PA NC11302230 03/25/2023
MINNEAPOLIS MN NC11302294 03/25/2023
SEATTLE WA NC11294603 03/18/2023
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Garage Assistant:
MCALLEN TX NC11291630 03/16/2023
AURORA IL NC11302233 03/25/2023
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General Clerk VMF:
MANCHESTER NH NC11299377 03/24/2023
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Electronic Technician:
NORTH READING MA NC11299182 03/24/2023
CHICAGO IL NC11292188 03/17/2023
DETROIT MI NC11300595 03/24/2023
LOUISVILLE KY NC11301165 03/25/2023
MEMPHIS TN NC11297768 03/23/2023
PHILADELPHIA PA NC11302246 03/25/2023
WHITE PLAINS NY NC11301212 03/25/2023
MEMPHIS TN NC11293110 03/18/2023
CAPITOL HEIGHTS MD NC11294867 03/19/2023
MANKATO MN NC11302194 03/25/2023
NORTH READING MA NC11297614 03/23/2023
BEMIDJI MN NC11300829 03/24/2023
COPPELL TX NC11299593 03/24/2023
LUBBOCK TX NC11294802 03/19/2023
PHILADELPHIA PA NC11302236 03/25/2023
WASHINGTON DC NC11297954 03/23/2023
WEST FARGO ND NC11302144 03/25/2023
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NON-Maintenance jerbs:
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SALES,SVCS/DISTRIBUTION ASSOC:
GLASGOW MT NC11296091 03/21/2023
MAPLE FALLS WA NC11296082 03/19/2023
FLORA VISTA NM NC11305346 03/28/2023
EASTSOUND WA NC11295971 03/20/2023
CULLEOKA TN NC11294523 03/18/2023
CORVALLIS MT NC11299118 03/24/2023
WYMORE NE NC11299107 03/23/2023
PALMYRA VA NC11299598 03/24/2023
FREELAND WA NC11301079 03/25/2023
BASSETT NE NC11294668 03/18/2023
SPRINGDALE WA NC11296087 03/20/2023
PERKINSTON MS NC11297989 03/23/2023
SELLS AZ NC11302414 03/25/2023
KENAI AK NC11300907 03/24/2023
ASPEN CO NC11297726 03/23/2023
ABERDEEN MS NC11297984 03/23/2023
BORGER TX NC11299103 03/24/2023
HONEY BROOK PA NC11296174 03/22/2023
DALLASTOWN PA NC11296576 03/22/2023
WATERLOO NE NC11298987 03/23/2023
VALDERS WI NC11301030 03/25/2023
SELLS AZ NC11302451 03/25/2023
RUTLAND MA NC11299516 03/24/2023
ROY WA NC11296081 03/20/2023
REEDLEY CA NC11296222 03/24/2023
QUILCENE WA NC11296078 03/20/2023
PIEDMONT OK NC11297962 03/23/2023
ORTING WA NC11297556 03/22/2023
ORLEANS MA NC11298202 03/23/2023
OLIVET MI NC11291746 03/17/2023
HILLS IA NC11299034 03/23/2023
ESSEX MA NC11296340 03/22/2023
DEXTER OR NC11296094 03/21/2023
COOL CA NC11300901 03/24/2023
CLARKSTON WA NC11295974 03/20/2023
BETHPAGE TN NC11294606 03/18/2023
SLIPPERY ROCK PA NC11296544 03/22/2023
CAVE JUNCTION OR NC11296085 03/21/2023
SAINT MATTHEWS SC NC11302467 03/26/2023
HICO TX NC11293402 03/18/2023
WILLARDS MD NC11298205 03/23/2023
WAIMANALO HI NC11294630 03/18/2023
LAKELAND MI NC11302798 03/26/2023
CARMEL VALLEY CA NC11298211 03/24/2023
HOWARD LAKE MN NC11302853 03/26/2023
GORDON NE NC11294636 03/18/2023
CASTROVILLE CA NC11297538 03/22/2023
DELTA JUNCTION AK NC11300799 03/24/2023
BLOOMING PRAIRIE MN NC11296095 03/20/2023
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City Carrier:
BROOMFIELD CO NC11275444 03/21/2023
ALBANY NY NC11305449 03/28/2023
APTOS CA NC11291514 03/24/2023
BARRINGTON IL NC11294396 03/25/2023
CAMP HILL PA NC11296490 03/22/2023
EAST PALO ALTO CA NC11292056 03/24/2023
GLENSHAW PA NC11296496 03/22/2023
LAKE FOREST IL NC11294505 03/28/2023
LOS ALTOS CA NC11291594 03/24/2023
MC LEAN VA NC11288929 03/15/2023
MORGAN HILL CA NC11292053 03/24/2023
MOUNT PROSPECT IL NC11293521 03/26/2023
MOUNTAIN VIEW CA NC11292059 03/24/2023
MUNDELEIN IL NC11293656 03/27/2023
OAKLAND CA NC11297772 03/24/2023
OWATONNA MN NC11297955 03/23/2023
RICHMOND CA NC11297763 03/23/2023
SAN JOSE CA NC11297773 03/24/2023
SANTA BARBARA CA NC11291592 03/28/2023
SANTA CLARA CA NC11290813 03/24/2023
SCHENECTADY NY NC11305445 03/28/2023
SOUTH SEATTLE WA NC11297967 03/24/2023
SUNNYVALE CA NC11292052 03/24/2023
TAPPAN NY NC11290450 03/25/2023
WATSONVILLE CA NC11291605 03/24/2023
WHEELING IL NC11293660 03/26/2023
WHEELING IL NC11294607 03/27/2023
CAMPBELL CA NC11290875 03/24/2023
CENTRAL SEATTLE WA NC11297973 03/24/2023
NORTH SEATTLE WA NC11298157 03/24/2023
ARVADA CO NC11290373 03/26/2023
BUFFALO GROVE IL NC11293711 03/26/2023
CORTE MADERA CA NC11298159 03/23/2023
CUPERTINO CA NC11291553 03/24/2023
DES PLAINES IL NC11294509 03/25/2023
GLENVIEW IL NC11294504 03/26/2023
GRAND ISLAND NE NC11294521 03/27/2023
IOWA CITY IA NC11297529 03/25/2023
LOS GATOS CA NC11291546 03/24/2023
MILL VALLEY CA NC11298160 03/23/2023
NORTH WALES PA NC11296317 03/22/2023
SAINT PAUL MN NC11297860 03/24/2023
SAN CARLOS CA NC11298164 03/23/2023
SAN FRANCISCO CA NC11297864 03/24/2023
SOUTH SHORE - BOSTON MA NC11297721 03/24/2023
WATERTOWN WI NC11296556 03/22/2023
WAUKEGAN IL NC11293614 03/26/2023
WAYNESBORO VA NC11291790 03/17/2023
WHEELING IL NC11293706 03/26/2023
WILMETTE IL NC11293718 03/25/2023
APPLETON WI NC11296321 03/23/2023
AURORA CO NC11297870 03/24/2023
CAPITOLA CA NC11291515 03/24/2023
CEDAR RAPIDS IA NC11291946 03/22/2023
DAVENPORT IA NC11289974 03/23/2023
DENVER CO NC11297956 03/24/2023
DENVER CO NC11297959 03/24/2023
DENVER CO NC11297979 03/24/2023
DULUTH MN NC11302792 03/26/2023
GLENS FALLS NY NC11305507 03/28/2023
HIBBING MN NC11302779 03/26/2023
KANSAS CITY MO NC11297762 03/24/2023
LAFAYETTE CA NC11298966 03/23/2023
LAKE FOREST IL NC11294494 03/25/2023
LAKEWOOD CO NC11297958 03/24/2023
MADISON WI NC11297951 03/24/2023
MEDINA OH NC11291784 03/28/2023
MENLO PARK CA NC11298965 03/23/2023
MILPITAS CA NC11291557 03/24/2023
MISSION KS NC11297765 03/24/2023
MOUNT HOREB WI NC11296314 03/22/2023
NORTHBROOK IL NC11293552 03/26/2023
NORTHGLENN CO NC11297995 03/24/2023
REDWOOD CITY CA NC11298296 03/23/2023
RICHMOND CA NC11298971 03/23/2023
SAN MATEO CA NC11298167 03/23/2023
SAN RAFAEL CA NC11298161 03/23/2023
SANDY UT NC11305342 03/28/2023
SANTA CRUZ CA NC11291625 03/24/2023
SANTA ROSA CA NC11304471 03/28/2023
VALHALLA NY NC11296158 03/26/2023
GREATER BOSTON - BOSTON MA NC11297714 03/24/2023
AMES IA NC11289073 03/23/2023
NORTH SHORE - BOSTON MA NC11297752 03/24/2023
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Rural Carrier:
BROOKINGS SD NC11304416 03/27/2023
PULLMAN WA NC11289191 03/22/2023
MIDDLETON WI NC11294805 03/19/2023
MENOMONIE WI NC11294698 03/19/2023
MANITOWOC WI NC11294770 03/19/2023
MADISON WI NC11294682 03/19/2023
MADISON WI NC11294641 03/19/2023
HILLSBORO ND NC11304472 03/26/2023
ELDORA IA NC11304281 03/27/2023
EAU CLAIRE WI NC11294679 03/19/2023
EAU CLAIRE WI NC11294677 03/19/2023
BRIGHTON CO NC11304335 03/27/2023
AMERY WI NC11294788 03/19/2023
WILMINGTON NC NC11301218 03/25/2023
VERGENNES VT NC11301210 03/25/2023
PITTSFIELD NH NC11298031 03/23/2023
OTTUMWA IA NC11304280 03/27/2023
OSKALOOSA IA NC11304283 03/27/2023
MENOMONIE WI NC11294782 03/19/2023
MADISON WI NC11294795 03/19/2023
MADISON WI NC11294647 03/19/2023
LEBANON PA NC11297537 03/22/2023
HORACE ND NC11300532 03/24/2023
CLINTONVILLE WI NC11294692 03/19/2023
BRIGHTON CO NC11302512 03/25/2023
BALLSTON SPA NY NC11305443 03/26/2023
HUMBOLDT IA NC11304332 03/27/2023
YORK PA NC11296590 03/22/2023
SHIPPENSBURG PA NC11296593 03/22/2023
SCARBOROUGH ME NC11302736 03/26/2023
RUMNEY NH NC11297957 03/23/2023
HARRISBURG PA NC11296582 03/22/2023
DENVER PA NC11296596 03/22/2023
CHATTAROY WA NC11291846 03/22/2023
MADISON WI NC11294777 03/19/2023
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Motor Vehicle Operator:
SPRINGFIELD IL P&DC NC11304272 03/27/2023
PORTLAND OR P&DC NC11302458 03/25/2023
SAN JOSE CA P&DC NC11302459 03/25/2023
SEATTLE WA P&DC NC11302460 03/25/2023
SYRACUSE NY P&DC NC11302215 03/25/2023
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Tractor Trailer Operator:
CHICAGO NDC NC11301112 03/25/2023
DENVER CO P&DC NC11302222 03/25/2023
DVD BLDG NJ P&DC NC11302090 03/25/2023
MORGAN NY P&DC NC11301120 03/25/2023
OAKLAND CA P&DC NC11302098 03/25/2023
PORTLAND OR P&DC NC11301306 03/25/2023
SAINT PAUL MN P&DC NC11302211 03/24/2023
SEATTLE NDC NC11302206 03/25/2023
SEATTLE WA P&DC NC11302223 03/25/2023
SO JERSEY NJ P&DC NC11301124 03/25/2023
NEW JERSEY NDC NC11301302 03/25/2023
TACOMA WA P&DC NC11302457 03/25/2023
BUSSE IL P&DC NC11301104 03/25/2023
SAN FRANCISCO P&DC NC11302202 03/25/2023
CAROL STREAM IL P&DC NC11301106 03/25/2023
CHICAGO INTL SVC CTR NC11301109 03/25/2023
MIDDLESEX-ESSEX P&DC NC11301115 03/25/2023
SALT LAKE CITY P&DC NC11305448 03/28/2023
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No experience necessary for the laborer custodial or maintenance mechanic positions. It helps on the interview but you can surely think of maintenance related experience to relay for an interview. Based on fixing things around your house, the car etc. Always mention working safely.
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Pro tip: You can apply for any job that has an exam opening and the test is administered local to yourself. Make sure you're serious and score decently; you can turn down the job offer. Keep a physical copy of your exam score, I believe they are good for two years.
The reason is: These job postings can be posted externally at capacity for testing, meaning they will not allow you to take the exam if they have enough qualified applicants. However, if you have a test score on the books, you are a qualified applicant.
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Explanation of MVO/TTO to save time:
MVO= CDL B Can only drive box trucks on public roads, can drive anything for moves on postal property.
TTO= CDL A Can drive anything.
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USPS provides the training. (Maintenance jobs at least. TTO and management...GOOD LUCK)
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You don't have to be crazy to work here. We'll train you. Everything but proper email usage.