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2023.06.08 11:40 After-Salamander-250 Should I reach out to him again?

So I (24f) went on a date with this guy (26) a few weeks ago, we both had a really good time, I stayed the night, we agreed we wanted to see eachother again. We made a few jokes here and there in the couple weeks after but he didn’t directly ask me out so I finally asked him when I’d see him again. This was about a week and a half ago, he told me he was going to see family that week but next week (this week) he asked if I wanted to go catch a movie I had mentioned I wanted to see on our first date. I said yes, we talked a little more and the conversation ended.
It’s the next week and he still hasn’t asked me out, on top of that the movie I wanted to see is no longer in theatres :( my friend says I should send him a meme or inside joke or something but I’m kind of hesitant being the first one to initiate again. I feel like if he was interested, wouldn’t he have followed up? I don’t understand the point of making plans for a date and not following through, he even said he was excited. Should I still message him first or is the ball in his court?
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2023.06.08 11:40 Holiday-Ostrich1719 Pack shakedown for Alta via Dolomiti, italy
Trip: 8-9 days trip in the italian Dolomites. end of july, about 130km with a total +/-8000m elevation gain, max altitude about 2700m,
Lowest temps expected: a little bit above freezing at night, pretty warm during the day
Me and my friend expect sleep 2-3 nights in a rifugio and sleep the rest in our tent, cooking most breakfasts and every lunch.
I listed everything (even fuel) but water and food and it comes out at a little bit less than 9kg. Is this acceptable? What can i cut? first time doing this. I know the tent is a bit heavy and i'm gonna split the weight with my friend.
For reference: i'm 1.80m x 77kg
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2023.06.08 11:39 You_CantFixStupid Dinner for two in and around surfers

Hi! My husband and I are getting our first night away since having our kids and we’ll be staying in Surfers Paradise. We’d love some local recommendations on where to go for dinner and breakfast in the area!
We just don’t eat seafood :)
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2023.06.08 11:38 htclong Just need somewhere to vent my impulsive disappointment lol

I got myself rollerskates, just because i felt like it was time to live my childhood dream. Cool got it... Then what. I have crippling social anxiety, and im afraid of people looking at me/talking to me/or even harassing me. Especially harassing, because i always see random hooligans walking in the evening.
If not this, then motivation is beyond the chart, somewhere there. Its non existent to be honest, then i wonder why my impulsive spontaneous ass got them in the first place. Just like everything else i have.
Then as summer has begun, its frikin horrific hot outside. Best is to go out very early morning, or late in the evening. Can't wake up in a morning properly just for this... xd Evening is scary as i said, im afraid to be randomly harrased by alcoholic dudes or even worse.
Then it rains non stop, for few days, or a week straight because of the heatwave.
Last but not least, I don't really have where to practice after all...? Kind of realised too late. Probably thought im gonna be an ace and stride like a pro everywhere immediately. Roads are ass, and its illegal to skate on a road regardless. They are bumpy, uneven, with holes(tried at night few times, where there are barely any cars driving). Sidewalks are bricked, so kind of uncomfortable for a beginner to even start skating on those (maybe if only i was expert in this lol), and there is nothing else... no place to skate at all. No playgrounds, no courts of some sort, fkin nothing. There are bicycle paths, but would have to walk quiet some time to get there in a first place.
So, I'm just kind of bummed right now, because i really wanted to do it. I tried few times late evening with my husband as a support and help, but of course he doesn't wanna come all the time, he has his own stuff to do, and allergies are kicking his ass at the moment.
Ehh basically, just a sad vent xd ...
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2023.06.08 11:37 Teodor87 2-Leg MLB Early Games Home Run Scorers Parlay

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2023.06.08 11:37 nobodytru Woke up with a rescued wild hedgehog laid across my neck

Last night I returned home to find this creature in front of my door, hibernating and in stasis. From here I placed it in my cats crate with food and water, covered it a bit and went to sleep.
At about 3am I awoke to a slight prickling in my neck, nothing painful but it was literally laying on me after somehow escaping the crate! I freed it in a country lane after discovering my cat had done nothing, instead it had also ate my cats dried food! I don't know if to be traumatized or blessed by this whole experience, are these animals usually so witty after being saved?
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2023.06.08 11:37 Inevitable_Item_5080 I'm sick of him referring to me as his "gourmet chef" and putting in 20% effort.

I hate fighting. I struggle to cope with a fight in a healthy way. I'm working on this as my go to reaction is to shut down or remove myself from the fight. Again I'm working on this.
I cook. Every. God damn. Night.
Im a good cook and i like cooking. What I don't like is the expectation I must cook every night. If I don't cook, we go hungry. My fella offered to cook dinner the other day as he was home before me. He often is.
I arrived home so so glad I didn't have to cook as i was feeling burnt out and frazzled by the work day. He. Hadn't. Cooked. Why? Because he didn't have the pork chops in he wanted to cook. He didn't make something diffrent. He didn't go to the shop to buy pork chops. He just didn't do anything. He just laid on the sofa.
I could feel my blood boiling so I quickly said "I'm going to lay down. I'm not feeling good" And marched up stairs and took an hour nap. I made myself eggs on toast and he stomped off to bed early. Him "I'm going to bed" Me "OK. Are you angry?" Him "yes" Me "at me?" Him. "No. Just in general" Me. "OK night. Love you" Him "love you too"
He works more than me. He's on 45 hours where I'm a 37.5 hours. So I make lunches and dinner most nights.
I want to shout at him. But this is not healthy or priductive. I want to go on cooking strike. Again not healthy or productive. It will just cause fights.
TL;DR - I need a healthy way to tell my other half to act like a god damn adult, and cook dinner. To realised I too need taking care of from time to time and I'm not his mum.
God im so angry.
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2023.06.08 11:37 joshsuxxxx Winter night market ❄️

Winter night market ❄️
There’s a winter night market happening at BOXed Quarter on St Asaph Street, next Friday, if you’re looking for something to do!
There’ll be hot food, mulled cider, DJs and live music thanks to Flux, and a huge array of vintage clothing stalls thanks to Booteek and there’s even a vinyl fair planned! We’ll also have sweet treats and vegan hot chocolate from BUTTER amongst all the food vendors in the precinct.
This is the first of many events at BOXed - we recently hosted OHO, an arts and music festival, which was well received. Looking forward to warming up the winter nights with some good food, music, art, and vintage!
See you there!
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2023.06.08 11:37 SweetChance6833 Being chased in my dream

I had an interesting and pretty impressive dream last night, and I thought it might be helpful to someone else as well.
Yesterday I realized that I have not dreamed in a while, and I usually think of dreaming as a way to get in touch with the unconscious, so I tried to go to sleep around 10:30 pm.
The dream I had was pretty complicated, but there was one part that caught my attention. It was raining, I was outside with some people waiting to take a shower :)) (all related to things that happened or that I saw, but it would take too long to explain) and there came this little animal, full of mud and everyone ignored him. I started petting him and he was so happy. Then he started running, jumped over a fence, rolled through dead leaves, and suddenly got bigger and bigger until he became a bear. A grizzly bear. Of course, everyone panicked and started running, including me. I ran and kept turning around to see if he was coming after me until I realized I was losing a lot of time doing that, and when I do that I don't even watch where I'm going. I was stumbling a lot and the bear was getting closer. I started thinking that I better watch my steps, pick a path, and focus on running as fast as I could.
Now if you search for what it means to be chased by a bear, you will find that you do not face the problems in your life, you feel like you need to be protected from something, or you feel stressed about some changes that are going to happen in your life - which is true for me, but there is something else.
A few days ago I was talking to my mom about how I feel behind in life compared to others and how I know that's not a good thinking but I just don't know how to change my perspective.
Another interpretation of this part of my dream is this:
Turning around to check where the bear is and if it's going to catch you, is like comparing yourself to others. You are not paying attention to where you are going, you are reacting, you are fearful, you are slow, and you are going to think it's because you are too slow, you are not reacting fast enough. But in reality, you are too focused on what's happening behind you to focus on where you are going, you are chaotic. And in my dream was 1 bear, in reality there are many. Once you realize that you can act purposefully, you take a path and run so fast that it does not matter what's happening behind you, you focus and go toward your goal. The feeling is also different: from fear and indecisiveness to confidence.
He didn't catch me.
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2023.06.08 11:36 Kataphraktos1 Queens Bars?

I am staying in Queens NYC for the weekend. I am from the UK. does anyone know a good bar to go for a night just to meet and chat with people casually? I'm 23 for reference
ty :)
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2023.06.08 11:36 ADthePro012 Deleted my insta account

So I had a really bad insta addiction from a long time (3 hrs plus screen time everyday) and i tried many things like applying a timer, deactivating my account but none of them worked. I kept increasing the timer and reactivated my account the day i deactivated it. I couldn't just leave insta bcoz of my fomo. I just feel like I need to know what's happening with other's life and i wouldn't like to miss their stories or posts. So finally yesterday night I deleted my account. I still feel a bit sad ofc bcoz of my fomo but i think it's for the good as i just started 10th and scored really bad in my 9th bcoz of insta (i scored 79% in 9th and in all previous years i got 90+). I want to aim for 95+ this time in 10th and i really thought I should delete my account now. I deleted it yesterday but it's in a queue and will be deleted on July 7th. I still have time if i want to change my mind. So I wanted to ask ya'll if I should relogin and stop it from deleting or just let it be deleted?
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2023.06.08 11:36 Ispeakchickennugget (Rant/Vent?) Little Moments I obsess about unnecessarily

Hi. I rarely post on reddit but I have developed a crush on a guy that I barely talk to.
Some background. He is really good friends with my best friends but we’re not really close and we honestly barely talk. I’m mostly friends with males (at least the ones we are mutually connected through) and I really don’t want him to view me as “just a friend” or how my other male friends view me. Any advice on that would help lol. Also we happen to live nearby eachother and so we do occasionally bump into one another.
Now for the good cute stuff. All of these are just really sweet things that he does because he’s a nice person. I do not think he likes me at all. I just think he’s sweet.
i feel so stupid writing these out because I think he’s genuinely just a sweet person. There are some other ones on the list of cute moments that I can share if anyones interested. Does anyone think that I have even a little bit of a chance considering that he might view me as another ones of “the guys”? help a girl out lol.
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2023.06.08 11:36 AniviaJTrump Body is giving me so many different warnings I’m in the last chance saloon before hitting true WD land

Tremors in places other than the hands? Check
Can’t even get drunk anymore? Check
Stay up all night, sleep 2 hours and suddenly wide awake and can’t get back to sleep? Check
Occasional random feeling of pinpricks and goosebumps on skin? Check
Zero fuckin appetite? Check
Basically every indicator that this could go from discomfort to actually harmful, is there
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2023.06.08 11:35 AdeptIntroduction546 My best friend accused me of lying about getting grouped by a close friend at a party.

I 15 female and my best friend 15 female attended the same party last week for a friends birthday. I will admit I was not intending to drink or smoke (I’ve done both in the past but never at the same time). But I had gotten into an argument with my mother the hour before and I’ve had issues with using substances as a form of coping in the past. This party was supposed to be for close friends as it was our close male friends 16th and at that party I was admittedly fucked up, I was throwing up and blacking out for a good portion of the party, and one of my close male friends who also happened to be high and drunk as well was helping me, I thought nothing of it as he was the person I’d smoke with all the time we’d spend a lot of time together as we grew closer. I did hear things from other friends about how he had a crush on me in the past although I have a boyfriend male 14 . now I thought it would be fine and I left my guard down. While I was sitting next to him about half an hour before I was supposed to go home he had one of his hands between my thighs (I was wearing a short skirt) and the other on my ass. And his hand placements where not with good intent and I know that because he’s talking about my body in the past and the way he was rubbing my inner thigh was not in the comforting was as it was under my skirt. I tried to push him away but he put his hands back and it made me extremely uncomfortable, others at the party have axis added that they saw him try to kiss me at one point but I can’t confirm because I was in a daze the entire time it was happening. The past few days have been extremely hard for me due to the fact I told my boyfriend about it and he blocked this guy on my account (I consented to him doing that whatever to reassure him) but it has caused a bit of drama considering my best friend texted me asking me why I blocked him and while in the middle of a panic attack about the situation I may have been a bit harsh and told her to “leave me tf alone” after I took a few days to calm down I spoke to her about what happened last night and she seemed to be on my side but quickly changed the topic about herself saying I really hurt her feelings when I said for her to “leave me tf alone” and I made her cry. All while I was still crying about it on call, I was having none of that and I shorty after ended the conversation and call. Today one of my close friends who takes the bus pulled me aside in class and told me what my best friend had been saying about the conversation behind my back to a group of girls who I used to be friends with but after causing many issues to my mental health I left them for my current friend group. My friend continued to say that it was brought up in the conversation she was having with them where they spoke about what happened. One of the worse girls brought it up whom I vented to about in during a panic attack in the school bathrooms the day before where she reassured me she wouldn’t speak of it, I’m not sure what caused me to vent to her but she made me feel safe. My best friend then continued the conversation calling me a liar and saying she “knows him” and he “wouldn’t do that” all well knowing he had a crush on me and the objectifying things he would say about me. When I found out I was pissed and during break I was intending on talking to her. When I found her she ran up to me and tried to hug me, my response was to push her off and pull her aside. I spoke to her about her words and how it hurt me and she denied all of it and once again tried to make it about herself, I stopped her from even getting a full sentence in and told her I needed a break from her bullshit and walked away. I’m sorry if this is kind of all over the place I’m quiet stressed and just needed to vent.
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2023.06.08 11:35 bbytth How can I help my mom leave a toxic relationship?

My (23f) mom (41f) and I have always had a very strange relationship. We’ve always been extremely close, almost in an unhealthy way. She’s always leaned on me for support, ever since I was a kid, which I’ll admit has been pretty stressful at times.
My parents moved from one state to another when I was younger, leaving behind family and effectively making me the only form of support my mom had out here other than my adoptive father. When I was a senior in high school, my adoptive dad (54m) and her relationship began to crumble; they’d fight every night and because I’m so close to my mom I’d end up having to pick up the pieces. It nearly caused me to fail my senior year.
I finally managed to move out of my parents’ house when I was 20, adding a bit of separation from the entire situation and allowing myself a bit of freedom.
Unfortunately, the situation between her and my dad has only gotten worse over the past 5 years. She doesn’t leave the house anymore, she has no friends, no hobbies, she’s completely depressed. I go and check on her every now and then, as we still live in the same town, but ultimately I’ve tried to keep myself distanced from her for my own mental wellbeing.
Yesterday, I received a call from her absolutely sobbing her eyes out, rambling on about how her and my dad had gotten into yet another fight which ended up resulting in him telling her to “get her stuff and get out”. He’s threatened this multiple times in the past, even when I was in high school, so it still leaves me a bit shaken up when I hear those words.
She doesn’t have a place to stay other than my apartment and I really can’t have her stay here for more than a week. I suggested flying her out to her hometown where our family is; her sister said she’d always have a spot open for her if she needed it and they could set things in motion to get her back on her feet.
We waited a bit for both of us to calm down from the stress of the initial shock. I received a text later from her saying that “everything was fine” again. I’m torn. How long will it be before she calls me again with this same issue? Her family keeps getting ahold of me asking for updates on the situation, as they’re fully ready to help her.
I’m so sick of being caught in the middle of these fights and acting as my mother’s therapist and only support out here. I desperately want her to leave the situation she’s in, even if just for a little bit to clear her head and get some space from my dad, but I’m afraid she won’t listen to me until it’s too late. What can I do? I feel completely lost.
TL;DR Mom’s in a toxic relationship and I’m unsure of how to help her out of it.
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2023.06.08 11:34 SpecificLie6808 Wheezing feeling when breathing!

Anyone else having a feeling of wheezing on on one side of your throat? It super late at night and was just laying in bed and suddenly I started getting a weird feeling like I was about to suck something into my lungs. But I’d cough and nothing would happen no coughing up phlegm or feeling of anything moving. It was like a wheezing feeling but no wheezing sound. I don’t know if this was an asthma attack or if it was something to do with acid reflux. I took two puff of my inhaler and didn’t seem to work. Shortly after taking my inhaler I started to get pain in the Center of my chest and my stomach started to hurt pretty bad this only lasted like 20 minutes then went away the wheezing feeling has died down now after an hour of me pacing around my house because of course I also had an anxiety attack. Now that the wheezing feeling has subsided I have a pain on the right side of my throat. I’ve also been having trouble with irritation and sometime when I’m talking I have to pause because it feeling like my throat closes for a second then get really scratchy for a few seconds. I have no clue what this is and have brought up all these problem to my doctor with no avail of what it could be. I’m on PPIs and have been on them for just about two weeks and haven’t had any problems with them and was actually starting to feel so much better. Till now, I just need someone to have the same issues cause I feel very alone no one I’ve talked to with severe acid reflux have had these problems. And researching tells me nothing.
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2023.06.08 11:34 Agitated-Bottle6523 Concerned about my kitten's weird breathing

Hey everyone! I've been taking care of a lovely kitten named Kosh for the past six weeks. I found him alone on the streets of Cyprus when he was just five weeks old. I've made sure to get the kitten vaccinated and administered all the necessary pills as recommended by the vet.Lately, I've noticed something a bit concerning. The kitten, now around 10-11 weeks old, occasionally inhales loudly as if he's struggling to breathe. This happens maybe once or twice a day and lasts for about two to three seconds. It happened the other night while the kitten was purring and almost asleep when I gently touched his stomach.I consulted the vet about this issue previously, and she assured me that the kitten's lungs were clear and sounded fine. The kitten is also eating well and remains an overall happy and active little furball, but sometimes he sneezes. However, I'm still unsure about what could be causing this behavior.I tried researching cat sounds related to coughing or asthma attacks, but I am not sure if it is the case. It doesn't sound like he's trying to expel fur or have a hairball. I did wonder if it could be related to asthma and if the tofu litter I'm currently using might be a trigger. Although it's not dusty, it does have a faint vanilla scent. If asthma is a possibility, could anyone recommend an alternative litter that I could use instead?Unfortunately, I haven't been able to capture a video of the kitten inhaling to show the vet. Can anyone shed some light on what this might be or suggest ways to describe the symptoms to the vet more effectively? I want to ensure I provide all the necessary information for a proper diagnosis.Thank you in advance for your advice and support!
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2023.06.08 11:34 Zaithable Do I go on holiday that was already planned with an old fwb who now has a new fwb?

Ok so tricky one here. Me (M) and her (F) sorted a holiday together a month or two back to go away end of this month. We were fwb but very close friends, known each other for 4 years and she was someone I considered I'd always want to have in my life. A week or two ago, she suddenly started seeing a guy from her work and, in her defense, she has always been honest and upfront about it. They have started becoming fwb and she stated that thats all she wants with him and apparently told him she didnt want a relationship but just something "fun" - but this obviously meant we couldn't still be fwb. However lately, maybe because works been busy and they have been going out a bit she hasn't been as consistent in messaging or calling as she used too. Her original statement about us hanging out was it's fine to still hug each other or cuddle up on the couch with a film - however the other night, she moved the goalposts and said she thinks it would be weird to cuddle on the couch with a film on while she's "talking to someone else". This irritated me, im probably overreacting, but on top of the other things mentioned it just feels like things are becoming distant and detached. Last night we had a big argument about it all but she said she was too tired to talk about it at the time and we would have a conversation today or tomorrow. Before the argument yesterday, it felt incredibly weird as we were sat on opposite sides of the couch, barely talking - it was like sitting next to a stranger. I think part of me realized this isn't what I want or I'm comfortable with. I'm sure on the holiday she would be in better spirits but I don't know if I can handle being so distant whilst on holiday and pretty much just being basic friends. So, do I go on the holiday with her at the end of the month - or do I cancel? Thanks for any insights people can provide - try not to tear me apart please :)
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2023.06.08 11:33 No-Can5617 I hate my dreams

I love the escape my dreams provide for me but I also hate my dreams. I hate how vivid they are. I hate how I can feel everything and know it’s all fake. I hate how hopefully they make me. I dream of loss, adventures, and love. They’re so real. I hate my romance dreams the most. They’re like a reminder of what I don’t have. Last night I dreamt of someone that cared about my scars. I felt their touch on me and I felt their love surround me. I was devastated when I woke up. My dream torn from me. I had to lay in bed for a while. I felt like I lost apart of me. It felt so real and now it’s gone. I doubt I’ll ever feel that in real life. Even if I meet someone and fall for them they’ll never hold me like the man in my dream. That person isn’t real and I don’t think any man could be as gentle as he was. It’s silly to mourn the loss of a dream but it felt so real and I felt so warm.
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2023.06.08 11:32 Chance_Tune8364 [FM] Try-on haul gone RIGHT (married 30s couple)

The summer sun casts a warm glow through the windows of your cozy living room, as you and your wife settle in for a relaxing game night. Both of you are dressed comfortably in light, breezy clothing, perfect for the season. The atmosphere is relaxed, but there's an undercurrent of excitement and desire between you, evident in the way your wife's eyes linger on you, her lips curved into a playful smile.
Your wife sits across from you, her legs crossed, revealing a hint of smooth, light skin. She wears a loose, floral-print sundress that accentuates her curves, the fabric swaying gently with every movement. Her long, flowing hair cascades over her shoulders, adding to her allure. She leans forward, her gaze fixed on you, her voice filled with anticipation.
"So… since we have some time to ourselves tonight, how about we do a little game? I propose we explore my underwear collection, and you can help me decide which ones to keep. What do you say?"
A mischievous glint sparkles in your eyes as you eagerly agree to your wife's proposition. You feel a rush of excitement coursing through your veins, ready to embark on this intimate adventure together.
You pull up a chair next to your wife, positioning yourself closer to her. The anticipation in the air is palpable as she reaches over and takes your hand, her touch sending a thrilling shiver down your spine.
"Here's how it's going to work. I have gathered a selection of my most interesting underwear pieces, and I want you to see them on me. You can give me your honest opinion on each one, and we'll decide together which ones are keepers. Oh, and remember, you do have to give an opinion! Can’t say you like them all. "
She leans in, her voice low and sultry, her breath tickling your ear.
"Now, why don't you sit back and relax? If you can…"
A wicked grin spreads across your face as you respond to your wife's proposal, infusing your words with a hint of spice and anticipation.
"You've got my full attention, babe. I'm ready to see what you've got in store," you reply, your voice laced with desire. "Tell me, where should I sit for the best view?"
Your wife's eyes light up with mischief as she leads you to a large, plush armchair positioned in the center of the room. She playfully pats the seat, inviting you to take a comfortable position.
"Right here, my referee. Get yourself settled and get ready to be blown away. I'll be standing just a few steps in front of you, ready to make your heart race."
She sways her hips sensually as she positions herself, emphasizing the seductive nature of the upcoming show. You feel a surge of excitement as you sink into the soft cushions, eagerly awaiting the unveiling of her secret collection.
She slowly raises her hands to the straps of her sundress, teasingly letting them slip down her shoulders, revealing more of her pale skin. The fabric glides down her body, pooling at her feet, leaving her standing before you in a lace bra and matching panties that accentuate her curves.
With a playful twinkle in her eyes, she starts to sway her hips to an imaginary rhythm, a slow and sensuous dance that accentuates every curve of her body. Her fingers trace lightly over her smooth skin, exploring the contours of her exposed chest and abdomen, while her eyes remain locked with yours, intensifying the connection between you.
"Do you like what you see, my love? Tell me, how does it make you feel?"
A surge of desire courses through you as you express your admiration for your wife's stunning appearance.
"You look absolutely stunning. I'm speechless. Can't see well enough though... please come closer"
You can't help but crave a closer view, and she eagerly obliges, striding over to you with a sultry smile.
She positions herself on your lap, facing you, her warm breath caressing your ear as she leans in closer. You bury your head in the gentle curve of her chest, feeling the softness of her skin against your cheek. With a mischievous glimmer in her eyes, she starts to move, teasing you with her sensuous dance.
Her hips sway slowly, brushing against your own, creating an exquisite friction that ignites your desire. Her fingers glide through your hair, gently tugging and guiding your head, allowing you to explore the contours of her body with your lips and tongue.
"Mmm, maybe a should get myself together… not sure I can…" She whisper in your ear as she continues to move, her hands wander, tracing along your jawline and down your neck, igniting sparks of pleasure. She leans in, her lips tantalizingly close to yours, but just out of reach.
Your desire for a closer view intensifies, and you suggest a tantalizing change in position.
"Turn around, I need to see better the underwear if I want to be able to assess it"
With a mischievous giggle, your wife playfully complies, turning around to face away from you. She positions herself, straddling your lap, her back pressed against your chest.
As the sultry rhythm of the music fills the room, she starts to move her hips in a slow and enticing lap dance. Her fingers trail along your arms and thighs, teasingly brushing against your skin, while you lean in to kiss her back, savoring the taste of her soft, exposed skin.
Your lips explore the curves of her spine, leaving a trail of passionate kisses as you travel upward. The delicate lace of her panties peeks out, tempting you to continue your exploration. The scent of her arousal fills the air, heightening your own desire.
"Mmm, my love." She moans
You continue to shower her back with kisses, your hands instinctively finding their way to her hips, gripping them firmly as you feel the heat building between you.
Your hands glide up her body, gently caressing her breasts through the lace of her bra. She arches her back, pressing herself against you, savoring the sensation of your touch. Your lips brush against her ear as you speak, your voice filled with desire.
"Tell me what you want me to do next."
She playfully steps back, breaking the intimate contact between you, but her teasing touch continues as she kneels before you, her eyes filled with mischief. Her fingers expertly explore the growing bulge in your pants, adding to the intoxicating pleasure that fills the air.
With a seductive grin, she asks about your rating for her first piece of the try-on, her touch becoming more deliberate and arousing.
"So, my love, what's your score for the first piece? Does it make you ache for more?"
"The first piece left me speechless, but I’m not able to rate it. I have nothing else to compare it to!”
Your response leaves her delighted and eager to showcase more of her collection. She releases her grip on your crotch and rises gracefully from her kneeling position, a knowing smile playing on her lips.
She takes a step back, her eyes locked with yours as she slowly hooks her fingers around the waistband of her lacy panties. With a teasing flick of her wrist, she starts to lower them, revealing a tantalizing glimpse of her intimate area.
"I'm glad the first piece had such an impact on you, my love. Are you ready for the next reveal?"
Your breath catches in your throat as she gracefully undresses, revealing every inch of her exquisite body. Your eyes hungrily devour her form, from her perfectly curved breasts to the curve of her hips and the inviting warmth between her legs. You can’t help it but notice the glistening look of her inner area, which makes your erection grow even more at this point, you can feel your heart pounding on your chest rapidly. The room fills with a palpable tension as both of you shed your clothes, baring yourselves to the other's gaze.
As you settle back in the chair, fully aroused, she unexpectedly but playfully takes hold of your throbbing cock, her fingers wrapping around the shaft. She looks into your eyes with a wicked smile, knowing the effect she has on you. With a few firm, skillful strokes, she sends waves of pleasure coursing through your body, leaving you longing for more.
“Wait right here, my naughty lover. I have another set of lingerie that I know will drive you wild."
Before she goes, she leans down, her lips engulfing your pulsating member, giving you a series of deep, satisfying sucks. The sensation is overwhelming, causing a low moan to escape your lips. She then pulls back, laughter dancing in her eyes as she saunters away, leaving you craving her touch.
You watch her as she disappears into another room, anticipation building with each passing moment. The sound of fabric rustling fills the air as she begins to change into the next enticing ensemble, her body hidden from view for a brief but tantalizing interlude.
(End of Part 1)
- Ember Noir
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