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Welcome to the Official aclfestival 2023 Lineup Speculation Thread!

Last update: May 8th @ 10:00pm EST
And…WE’RE BACK!!! I am now on year SEVEN of doing this speculation thread and I'm proud to keep this train rolling. This will be our subreddit's ongoing hub of all things rumors, predictions, who’s in/who’s out, etc until we get the lineup.
Quick notes on my process:

1. I am assuming acts that play in Central Texas before May to be in play. There is precedence (albeit a limited one) for acts to play in May and still make it on the bill but 99% of the time, if they play May or later, they are out for ACL.
2. I will not include any acts that played ACL in the past two years. While I know there are some very limited cases of artists playing twice in a three-year span, it would be overkill to track over 300+ acts when 99% of them are out. Only in very obvious cases will I track a '21 or '22 act.
3. For the "tracked" festivals, I'm only looking at major & large multi-day, multigenre festivals that are produced by C3 and/or have a history of overlap with ACL. These festivals, as of now, are Coachella, Bonnaroo, Lolla Chicago, Shaky Knees, BottleRock, Jazz Fest, Boston Calling, Gov Ball, Lolla international events, Innings, Okeechobee, Osheaga & Hangout. Also, to keep the list from not being stupid long, I'll only list an act if they're playing at least 2 tracked festivals.
4. I will use my discretion to determine the validity of a source/rumor. Sorry in advance if you disagree.

Lastly, if you have any updates you’d like to be reflected, feel free to comment below or DM me.
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CONFIRMED

Official confirmation directly from ACL, the artist, or any other related entity * Die Spitz: Father of the lead singer posted on another forum that the band is confirmed for ACL, both weekends. * Foo Fighters: Confirmed by u/the_angry_austinite

EXPECTED

Strong evidence to suggest they’ll play, including obvious tour gaps and any reputable leaks * Bob Moses: Tour skips Texas & has a W1 gap between Omaha & OKC shows, and then a W2 gap between OKC & a Mexico City date on 10/19. Playing 1 tracked festival (Bonnaroo). * Declan McKenna: Tour skips Texas and has perfect ACL gaps with all three days of W1 open between New Orleans & Mexico City dates, then Friday & Saturday of W2 between Guadalajara & New Mexico dates. Playing 1 tracked festival (Boston Calling). * Hozier: Tour skips Texas & has ACL-sized gaps...tour goes Nashville show -> W1 gap -> Oklahoma show -> W2 gap -> Colorado show. Also playing 1 tracked festival (Shaky Knees). * Mt. Joy: Tour skips Texas and has an obvious gap during ACL between a 10/6 date in Oklahoma City & a 10/17 date in New Orleans. Playing 2 tracked festivals this year (Boston Calling, Innings Fest). * Odesza: Tour skips Texas and has Saturday & Sunday open for both weekends. Dates would go Arkansas->ACL->OKC and then Kansas City->ACL->Mexico City. Playing 4 tracked festivals this year (Bonnaroo, Gov Ball, Outside Lands, Okeechobee). * Rina Sawayama: Tour (which skips Texas) has Saturday & Sunday of W1 between an Arkansas & New Orleans dates, plus W2 completely free. Playing 3 tracked festivals this year (Lolla Chicago, Bonnaroo, Gov Ball). * Tegan & Sara: Tour skips Texas & ends in Florida three days before ACL. Band liked a tweet essentially confirming they'd be at ACL. Also playing Live Nation-produced Sea.Hear.Now fest in September.

RUMORED

Speculation from creditable sources. Note: take this category with a HUGE grain of salt (I’ll do my best to vet rumors, but at the end of the day, they’re still just rumors after all)

LOGICAL

Not enough evidence to mark as Expected but enough to raise interest beyond Possible; would make sense to see them on the lineup but one could make a plausible case either way * 070 Shake: Tour currently ends on 10/1 in California & skips Texas. Playing 5 tracked festivals this year (Bonnaroo, Coachella, Boston Calling, Gov Ball, Osheaga). * Alanis Morissette: Said on her guest appearance that she would play Aystin this year but currently has no dates announced. Playing 1 Tracked festival (Boston Calling) and headlining Format Festival, a C3-produced fest in Arkansas a week before ACL that has some crossover last year. * Alex G: Tour skips Texas & ends in September. Playing 4 tracked festivals this year (Bonnaroo, Coachella, Lolla Chicago & Outside Lands). * All-American Rejects: Likely out due to conflicting tour dates and an OKC show on Saturday of W2, but a Thursday date in Houston means they could feasibly play Friday or Sunday of W2. * Bishop Briggs: Has Saturday & Sunday of W1 open between a Dallas & Phoenix dates. * The Breeders: Touring with Foo Fighters, who are extremely expected, thru their 10/5 El Paso date. * Cigarettes After Sex: Tour skips Texas and ends in late-Septmeber. Playing 3 tracked festivals this year (Osheaga, Outside Lands, Lolla Int'l). * Chromeo: Tour skips Texas and has W1 gap between west coast & east coast dates. Would be out for W2 due to conflicting dates. * Fred Again..: Headlining III Points festival in Miami one week after W2, which historically has 2-3 acts crossover. Playing 3 tracked festivals this year (Lolla Chicago, Lolla Int'l, Osheaga). * Jessie Ware: Gaps for both weekends during her US tour (which skips Texas), potentially going Chicago->ACL->LA for W1 and San Francisco->ACL->DC for W2. While the travel would normally be too much where I personally would rule an act out, her tour only hits major markets and involves far distances covered between shows, so I believe it is very conceivable ACL is in play. * Jungle: Tour skips Texas and has ACL weekends open between the end of their US run and the beginning of their Europe tour. * Kendrick Lamar: Playing 5 tracked festivals this year (Bonnaroo, Lolla Chicago, Gov Ball, Osheaga, Outside Lands) plus Life Is Beautiful in late September, which has a small history of crossover with ACL. * Leon Bridges: Playing 2 tracked festivals this year (BottleRock, Jazz Fest). Also headlining Format Festival, a C3-produced fest in Arkansas a week before ACL that has some crossover last year. * Lil Yatchy: Playing 3 tracked festivals this year (Osheaga, Outside Lands, Okeechobee). Alluded in an IG post after SXSW that he'd "be back soon austin, I promise". * Lizzo: Of the three female acts who had massive subheadlining sets in 2019, she is the only one who has not returned to close a stage (after Billie Eilish & Kacey Musgraves). Headlining major festivals this year with ACL overlap. Playing 3 tracked festivals this year (BottleRock, Jazz Fest, Gov Ball). * Maggie Rogers: Tour skips Texas and ends the weekend before ACL at a small festival in Maryland. Playing 2 tracked festivals (Lolla Chicago, Outside Lands) * Maneskin: Has a gap on Saturday & Sunday of W1 after a date in DFW-area. Would be a W1-exclusive due to conflicting dates on W2. * Metallica: Large gap between Phoenix (9/3) and St. Louis dates (11/3) with only one show, headlining act for Power Trip in California on Sunday of W1, so possible for Friday. Do have Arlington shows scheduled for August. Headlined Lolla & BottleRock last year, two festivals with major overlap with ACL in recent years. Also would follow RHCP's pattern of returning the Zilker to headline as our #1 five years after playing as a #2. * Misterwives: Has Saturday & Sunday of W1 open between a Dallas & Phoenix dates. * Noah Kahan: Tour skips Texas & ends in late September. Playing 5 tracked festivals this year (Bonnaroo, Lolla Chicago, Boston Calling, Hangout, Outside Lands). * Shania Twain: Massive tour skips Austin and has W1 open plus Sat & Sun of W2 between Fort Worth & Knoxville dates. * The Lumineers: Tour skips Texas & ends on 10/1. Playing 3 tracked festivals this year (Shaky Knees, Boston Calling, Jazz Fest). * Yeah Yeah Yeahs: Announced two shows in Mexico !0/1 & 10/3, a traditional routing for some acts around ACL. Playing 2 tracked festivals this year (Shaky Knees, Boston Calling). * Yung Gravy: Tour skips Texas & ends in late September. Playing 4 tracked festivals this year (Bonnaroo, Lolla Chicago, BottleRock, Hangout).

POSSIBLE

Reason to believe they could be in play but nothing to suggest they have particularly strong odds * Baby Keem: Playing 3 tracked festivals this year (Bonnaroo, Osheaga, Okeechobee). * Boygenius: Tour skips Austin (but does hit Dallas & Houston on the re:Set tour in June) and playing a festival in Maryland the Sunday before W1. * Brent Faiyaz: Has W1 open and skips Austin (although playing Dallas & Houston in August). Out for W2 due to European tour dates. * Bruce Springsteen: Tour skips Texas & has gap during all of October. * Calvin Harris: Playing 2 tracked festivals this year (Coachella, Hangout). * Central Cee: Playing 2 tracked festivals this year (Gov Ball, Osheaga). * Father John Misty: Playing 2 tracked festivals this year (Shaky Knees, Outside Lands). * Girl In Red: Playing 2 tracked festivals this year (Bonnaroo, Gov Ball). * Griz: Playing 2 tracked festivals this year (Bonnaroo, Okeechobee). * Grouplove: Playing 2 tracked festivals this year (Shaky Knees, Innings Fest). * Jamie xx: Subheadlining Format Festival, a C3-produced fest in Arkansas a week before ACL that has some crossover last year. * Joey Bada$$: Playing 3 tracked festivals this year (Lolla Chicago, Gov Ball, Osheaga). * Kali Uchis: Playing 2 tracked festivals this year (Coachella, Lolla Int'l). * Kim Petras: Playing 2 tracked festivals this year (Gov Ball, Osheaga). * Lana Del Rey: Playing 2 tracked festivals this year (Lolla Chicago, Outside Lands). * LCD Soundsystem: Headlining Format Festival, a C3-produced fest in Arkansas a week before ACL that has some crossover last year. * Lord Huron: Tour skips Texas and playing a few small festivals, including C3's Sound on Sound the week before W1. * Phantogram: Playing 2 tracked festivals this year (BottleRock, Shaky Knees). * Pretty Lights: Comeback tour, which has dates most weekends from September thru early December, has both ACL weekends free in between two festival sets (Cascade Equinox & Hulaween). * Remi Wolf: Playing 2 tracked festivals this year (Bonnaroo, Coachella). * Rezz: Playing 2 tracked festivals this year (Hangout, Osheaga). * Rosalia: Playing 2 tracked festivals this year (Coachella, Lolla Int'l). * Sheryl Crow: Playing 2 tracked festivals this year (Bonnaroo, BottleRock). * Smashing Pumpkins: Tour skips Austin & ends in September. Playing 1 tracked festival (BottleRock). * Tash Sultana: Subheadlining Format Festival, a C3-produced fest in Arkansas a week before ACL that has some crossover last year. * Teddy Swims: Playing 2 tracked festivals this year (BottleRock, Boston Calling). * The 1975: Playing 2 tracked festivals this year (Lolla Int'l, Outside Lands). * The Flaming Lips: Playing 3 tracked festivals this year (Shaky Knees, Boston Calling, Osheaga). * The Revivalists: Playing 3 tracked festivals this year (Bonnaroo, Jazz Fest, Innings Fest). * The Walkmen: Playing 2 tracked festivals this year (Shaky Knees, Boston Calling). * Umphrey's McGee: Playing 2 tracked festivals this year (Bonnaroo, Innings Fest). * Wu-Tang Clan: Playing 2 tracked festivals this year (BottleRock, Jazz Fest).

OUT

Conflicting tour dates, radius clause, etc. * 3 Doors Down: Playing Moody Amphitheater on 9/20 * 21 Savage: Playing Moody Center on 9/11 * Aerosmith: Playing Moody Center on 10/23 * Arctic Monkeys: Playing Moody Center on 9/15 * Ashnikko: Conflicting tour dates * Bad Omens: Playing Stubbs on 9/2 * Beck: Playing Moody Center on 8/22 * Blink-182: Playing Moody Center on 7/7 * Bonnie Raitt: PLaying Moody Theatre on 10/14 * Brandi Carlile: Conflicting tour dates * Charlie Puth: Playing Moody Amphitheater on 5/25 * Chris Stapleton: Playing Moody Center on 10/20 * Coheed and Cambria: Playing Stubbs on 5/17 * Cory Wong: Conflicting tour dates * Death Grips: Playing Emos on 10/5 * Depeche Mode: Playing Moody Center on 9/29 * Dermont Kennedy: Playing Moody Amphitheater on 5/24 * Don Toliver: Playing Moody Amphitheater on 7/11 * Drake: Playing Moody Center on 9/11 * Earth, Wind & Fire: Playing Moody Center on 8/29 * Eladio Carrion: Playing Emos on 5/14 * First Aid Kit: Playing Stubbs on 9/13 * Foreigner: Playing Moody Center on 8/14 * Hippo Campus: Playing Moody Amphitheater on 5/19 * Illenium: Playing Moody Center on 6/30 * James Bay: Playing Emo's on 9/20 * Janet Jackson: Playing Moody Center on 6/4 * Jimmy Eat World: Playing Moody Amphitheater on 8/8 * John Mayer: Playing Moody Center on 11/1 * Jonas Brothers: Playing Moody Center on 9/3 * Kenny Loggins: Playing Moody Amphitheater on 8/5 * Kid Rock: Playing Moody Center on 6/23 * Kill Tony: Playing ACL Live on 6/10 * KISS: Playing Moody Center on 10/27 * Kountry Wayne: Playing ACL Live on 5/26 * Les Claypool's Fearless Flying Frog Brigade: Playing Moody Amphitheater on 6/14 * Lionel Richie: Playing Moody Center on 8/29 * Little Simz: Conflicting tour dates * Logic: Playing Moody Center on 6/15 * Louis Tomlinson: Playing Moody Amphitheater on 7/7 * Macklemore: Conflicting tour dates * Madonna: Playing Moody Center on 9/21 * Maisie Peters: Playing Emo's on 10/4 * Manchester Orchestra: Playing Moody Amphitheater on 8/8 * Morgan Wallen: Playing Moody Center on 5/24 * Owl City: Conflicting tour dates * Papa Roach: Conflicting tour dates. Could technically play Saturday of W1 between Allen & Houston dates but let's be real, I doubt that happens. * Pearl Jam: Playing Moody Center on 9/18-19. * Peter Gabriel: Playing Moody Center on 10/18 * Pixies: Playing Moody Amphitheater on 6/25 * Queen: Headlining F1 concert series at COTA * Quinn XCII: Playing Moody Amphitheater on 5/20 * Rainbow Kitten Surprise: Playing Moody Amphitheater on 10/31 * RBD: Playing Moody Center on 10/1 * Rebelution: Playing Moody Amphitheater on 6/1 * Reckless Kelly: Playing Stubbs on 8/18 * Run The Jewels: Conflicting tour dates (although W1 is still technically possible) * Sam Smith: Playing Moody Center on 9/5 * Shame: Playing Scoot Inn on 6/2 * Shinedown: Conflicting tour dates. Could technically play Saturday of W1 between Allen & Houston dates but let's be real, I doubt that happens. * St Paul & The Broken Bones: Playing Paramount Thertre on 11/3-4 * Sylvan Esso: PLaying Stubb's on 9/14 * Sza: I'm breaking my own rule bc too many people are asking, but she's out. She headlined last year, people! * Tears For Fears: Playing Moody Center on 7/17 * The Backseat Lovers: Playing Moody Amphitheater on 5/17 * The Black Crowes: Playing Moody Center on 10/23 * The Cure: Playing Moody Center on 5/15 * The Killers: Headlining F1 concert series at COTA * The National: Conflicting tour dates. Playing Moody Center on 11/17. * The Offspring: Playing Germania Amphitheater on 8/11 * The Postal Service: Conflicting tour dates * The Weeknd: Conflicting tour dates * They Might Be Giants: Playing ACL Live on 5/21 * Thomas Rhett: Playing Moody Center on 8/5 * Thundercat: Playing Stubb's on 10/26 * Tove Lo: Playing Stubbs on 5/21 * Turnpike Troubadours: Conflicting tour dates * Turnstile: Playing Moody Center on 7/7 * Two Friends: Playing Stubbs on 5/28 * Waterparks: Playing Emos on 7/7 * Westerman: Playing Antone's on 5/30 * Wilco: Conflicting tour dates * Yellowcard: Playing Stubbs on 7/26
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Thanks for your interest and help in keeping this up-to-date and accurate!
Days Until ACL 2022: 151
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Included in the last update: * Alanis Morissette -> Logical * Foo Fighters -> CONFIRMED!!!!!
THREAD IS NOW CLOSED! SEE Y'ALL TOMORROW FOR THE LINEUP!

This is an old tale (~2004?) that has long since been deleted from an old Longhorn fan site, but has continued living through the years in copied and pasted posts.
It's all true. We have photos to prove it.
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So the wife and I are cruising around Pearl Harbor taking in the sights and sounds of such a solemn place. For those of you who have been there, you know that there's more to it than just the Arizona. There's a museum, and other assorted sights. Well, one thing was an old submarine named the Bowfin. For more info on the Bowfin, go to this relatively annoying website.
In any case, the whole thing was cool, getting to walk through a submarine used in WWII. We're above decks, and I happen to catch a flash or red flying off a kid's head. I look over, and sure enough, his hat had just blown into the harbor. Bummer, I think.
Well, his father just stares down into the water, and scratches the back of his head as the family stands wordlessly around him. Nice looking family, I think - Dad, Mom, two daughters and a son (if I remember correctly).
Well, a light bulb goes off over Dad's head. He looks to the wife, and says, "I think I can reach it."
Heh. There's no way in hell he's going to reach it.
"No, seriously, uh...here. If...Okay. I think if I hang off...the...uh, railing...I can reach it. Just hold on to my foot"
At this point, he looks as though he's going to actually climb over. Chuckling to myself, I elbow the wife. "Look at this. This dude who looks like Mike Leach is fixing to be swimming. Should be entertaining."
Wife looks over, looks at me with a cocked eyebrow. "Uh, John, that IS Mike Leach," she says.
No way, I think. I look over. Light bulb goes off over MY head. Sure enough, that is Mike Leach. Now this is going to be immensely more entertaining than I originally thought.
"Honey...I don't think you're going to reach it," pretty wife says.
"Dad, don't worry about it," well-behaved son says.
Dad scratches the back of his neck, and stares down at the forlorn hat, bobbing in Pearl Harbor. Again, a light bulb goes off.
"No," he says, turning with a purpose. "They have something," and walks down the deck, right past me and my googly-eyed, easily star-struck wife, right past the Filipino blue-checkered shirt wearing museum attendant and right into a yellow-taped off area with what appeared to be a big pile of service [censored]. He proceeds to move some buckets, and other assorted janitorial gear, and comes upon his goal. He starts pulling out this long ass pole.
This pole is about twenty feet long, I swear to God, with a pool net on the end. He turns really quickly with this monstrosity and nearly bowls over a Japanese tourist who is gawking at him. His wife says something along the lines of "Oh, boy...Go, coach go," in a tone I can only translate as moderate, unsurprised bewilderment. She turns to the daughter, "Your Dad...he just doesn't care, does he?"
Meanwhile, back at the Filipino blue-checkered shirt wearing museum attendant a look of abject horror has conquered her face. She watches as he walks back past her, holding this ridiculous pole over his head. Suddenly, it dawns on her that it is her job to stop this man.
"Sir, sir...you can't do that. What are you doing? Stop, sir, please."
Mike Leach does not hear her. He reaches the point where the hat overboard has occurred and dips that pole into the harbor, fishes out the hat. He stands there triumphantly for a moment, holding this pole over his head as tourists stare at him in wonderment, his daughter is beside herself with laughter, and the Filipino blue checkered shirt wearing museum attendant stares at him angrily.
"Sir, you MUST put that down," Filipino blue checkered shirt wearing museum attendant snaps.
He looks over at her as though he had not yet noticed her. "Oh...uh...Yeah, I know."
Watching him extricate the hat from the net was as amusing as watching him deal with the angry Filipino blue checkered shirt wearing museum attendant.
He gets the hat, shakes it out, and puts it right on his son's head. Sheepishly, his son reaches up and wipes a few drips from his forehead. "Thanks, Dad."
Hilarious.
In any case, I met him in the museum - real nice guy. I waited for him to gain some separation from his family, because I don't want to be annoying guy who interrupts family time. In any case, I turn around in the museum and he's right there, looking at some medals. Family is nowhere in sight, so I say "Coach, you mind if I get a picture?"
He looks up at me, smiles, says, "Absolutely. You from Texas?" Austin, I say, I'm a Longhorn. "They got a lot of you down there. Somebody fills up all those seats in that stadium every time we're down there."
We exchange a few more pleasantries, and I'm ready to let him get back to his family. Don't want to be annoying or anything. "Real nice meeting you, Coach," I say.
"Yeah, we got you up in Lubbock this year, though. Should be a good game," he says. Well, we don't seem to play well in Lubbock, I reply. "It's always a good game when we play Texas," he says. Yeah, kind of a rivalry, I say. "Well, A&M seems to be more of our rival right now," he says. They don't seem to like you all very much right now I say. He chuckles. I tell him there's nothing we enjoy more than watching his Red Raiders beat the Aggies. He looks at me. I told him good luck, except against us, and he looked at me again and said "We'll need it." I think he wanted to laugh or talk more about college football. He really seemed flattered that he was recognized so far from home.
Real nice guy, smelled no alcohol on his breath, etc, etc. Just seemed exactly like the Mike Leach you see on TV following a football game. Just kind of in his own little world.
Anyway, that's it.

I hope y'all enjoy this as much as we Longhorns have.
Thanks, Mike Leach. For everything.
[Edit: Provided link to photo at the proper point in the story.]
[Edit 2: The original post at hornfans.com is gone; it was made by hayden_horn who's now at Surly. He talks about the story more in that link, and also about kcbd.com who stole his story without any attribution.]

LSU boosters are concerned with being late in the game with NIL. Let's take a look at the base costs of Texas' NIL program and the $30 million Texas A&M number (not credible) being thrown around.
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The 14-16 Texas lineman will be receiving $50,000 through "The Pancake Factory", a NIL collective.
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Surly Horns is offering a minumum of 4 figures ($1000) monthly to tight ends, with 7 tight ends currently on the roster, so 12k each a year,
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With the Clark Field Collective leading other collectives, the immediate goal is a base $100k NIL deal for every player.
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That means 15 Olinemen at 50k for a total of $750k, 7 Tight Ends at $84,000, and 85 scholarship players at $8,500,000 for a total of $9,334,000 a year. That makes the base 4 year cost of this team is $37,336,000 with absolutely zero other offers for individual players or positions. The base NIL for an incoming non Oline or TE player will be $400,000 total over 4 years and a base recruiting class of 25 players with 4 offensive lineman and 2 tight ends will run $10,896,000.
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Again, this is baseline for the proposed $100k per player NIL deal. Pancake Factory deal, and Surly Horns arrangement. It does not include any other deals or one time incentives.
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While the $30 million (completely made up and probably not nearly that high) Texas A&M number may seem insane, that money will be spread out over 3-4 years. It is not an up front payment. Do these numbers look sustainable? Am I way off on the math? What does NIL look like to you?

University of Texas fans/donors/alumni announce NIL fund for Offensive Lineman
https://twitter.com/willbaizestatus/1467931855592648708?s=21
Horn’s with Hearts
Each offensive lineman should receive 50k/per year, from this alone. This combined with the Clark Field Collective means each Texas OL will be making at least 150k per year.
Additionally, they are promoted to use that 50k, for charities within the community. A very awesome addition, for the #demise_of_college_football.
In conjunction with the SurlyHorn’s Burnt Ends, a program crowdsourcing funding for Tightends, this is the second position group fund at the University of Texas.
Additional NIL incentives include the initial 10 million dollar Clark Field Collective, as well as individual deals made via the LEVERAGE program.
For example, Bijian Robinson recently landing a sponsorship with the boxing streaming company DAZN
EDIT: it is my understanding that this is a “501(c)(3)” organization, meaning donations to the fund are deductible.

The guys at SurlyHorns have started the Burnt Ends NIL Program to help support the Longhorn Tight Ends. It just received the official green light from UT Compliance and is open for all to join.
There's three tiers: $10/month, $25/month, and $50/month with varying benefits for each tier.
https://www.burntendsnil.com/

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Today: 10/14/2018

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1. Wholesome woofer. Wholesome driver.
2. Putin-backed candidate loses to Communist challenger causing Russian authorities to cancel the election on the basis of 'misfiled paperwork'
3. Unbeatable Batman
4. To make an infographic.
5. KFC
6. It may be better to be born rich than gifted - The least-gifted children of high-income parents graduate from college at higher rates than the most-gifted children of low-income parents, finds a new study in Nature Genetics.

/CFB

1. [Postgame Thread] LSU Defeats Georgia 36-16
2. [Postgame Thread] Iowa State Defeats West Virginia 30-14
3. Game day to Pullman
4. [Postgame Thread] Michigan State Defeats Penn State 21-17
5. [Postgame Thread] Tennessee Defeats Auburn 30-24

/LonghornNation

1. TEXAS IS #1 IN BIG 12
2. Never have I been more happy to not be in the top posts on /cfb
3. Ehlinger diagnosed with AC sprain
4. Greetings and hookem from the cheap seats!
5. A few notes on Sam Ehlinger’s AC sprain.....According to a recent NFL study, AC injuries are extremely common among QBs. The average time missed due to the injury is 10 days. Less than 2% of all AC injuries require surgery.
6. TIB at Gameday

Recent Longhorn Tweets

1. @sehlinger3: Obstacles are meant to be overcome. Fear is meant to be conquered. Success is meant to be achieved. #AO1 @ The Univ… https://t.co/Fd0WcVLDTu
2. @CoachTomHerman: RT @DSAVAGE_1: Goon squad💯🤘🏽 https://t.co/N1YG1YvZWc
3. @TexasFootball: Make that a winning 6 straight games mood. #ThisIsTexas #HookEm https://t.co/lFXUcY2dig
4. @EJHolland247: When your flight gets cancelled and you still make it home from Atlanta before 2 am https://t.co/7KOQ3KoMe6
5. @MikeRoach247: RT @Coach_Naivar: Horns Win, Astros Win another Great Saturday #ThisIsTexas #NeverSettle
6. @_delconte: 🙌🏽 https://t.co/0IKS1RDtNt

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/LonghornNation Daily Off Topic Free Talk Thread

Today: 09/11/2018

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1. 500 Upstaffords and this subreddit becomes a lions of the Detroit Zoo themed subreddit
2. True
3. [No Spoilers] My dad and I are going to the GoT concert! I think he nailed it.
4. When Endor meets Hodor!
5. The vet sent us this, this morning 😭. I can't wait to pick up our kid tomorrow!
6. True story

/CFB

1. There is always someone to talk to
2. (Herm) Edwards: "Most college coaches want to score. They always think points are the thing... That's where it gets away from them, I think."
3. Week 2 College Football Empires Map
4. No. 10 Washington vs. No. 23 Arizona State gets Pac-12 After Dark slot, kicks at 7:30 PM PT on ESPN
5. Every Kansas football win of the last decade, ranked

/LonghornNation

1. Quandre the Giant with a pick six on the first play of the game
2. Vince Young will be Inducted into the Rose Bowl HOF
3. Bohls: Texas' CB Kris Boyd woke up with neck pain, didn't practice Sunday. OL Patrick Hudson "trending back to norma." RB Keaontay Ingram no serious damage but bone strain. Doubtful for USC.
4. Early Vegas Line: Texas -3 over USC
5. Michael Dickson 2018 Week 1 Rookie Debut All Punts

Recent Longhorn Tweets

1. @sehlinger3: Longhorn fans, make sure to vote for @BrownDerrian! Voting ends at noon. #HookEm 🤘🏻 https://t.co/xAt9Cv7CkF
2. @CoachTomHerman: RT @DSAVAGE_1: Goon squad💯🤘🏽 https://t.co/N1YG1YvZWc
3. @TexasFootball: RT @Lions: AYYYEEEEE.First play of the game: Pick-6 by @qdiggs6. #NYJvsDET #OnePride https://t.co/bFBsUXENNq
4. @EJHolland247: What does A&M's recruiting momentum mean for Texas? My thoughts in my midnight nuggets #HookEm.… https://t.co/pkHvYNlPBb
5. @MikeRoach247: Utah is always great at identifying Texas talent early. No surprise that they are first in for 2021 Kennedale DB J… https://t.co/HtuxkR3l0s
6. @_delconte: Always open to suggestions but let’s perfect what we’re trying to accomplish then we can expand on the concepts..… https://t.co/4953x07iSW

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/LonghornNation Daily Off Topic Free Talk Thread

Today: 08/21/2018

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1. Henry + Baloo at Colorado, United States
2. When they switch your pay from hourly to piece work
3. Trump said on Monday he was worried that any statements under oath he provides Mueller could be used to bring perjury charges against him as part of the probe into Russia’s electoral interference.
4. The Needler
5. The Militarization of Police Does Not Reduce Crime - new study reveals that SWAT tends to be deployed in majority black communities. Further, militarization doesn't reduce crime or increase officer safety. Lastly, militarization was also found to reduce trust in police.
6. Guy air drums the glasses right off his face.

/CFB

1. [Week 0] AP Poll
2. 2018 CFB Schedule Wallpapers
3. Shea Patterson to start vs ND
4. Today marks 5 days until kickoff! Let’s remember the five total points scored between Auburn and Mississippi State in 2008.
5. Dr. Pepper taps Les Miles and other CFB legends to replace Larry Culpepper
6. [Week 1] 2018 /CFB Preseason Poll: #1 Alabama #2 Clemson #3 Georgia #4 Ohio State #5 Wisconsin. /CFB voters give #7 Washington and #13 Michigan benefit of the doubt, but not #18 UCF.

/LonghornNation

1. Tom Herman announces Sam Ehlinger will start the season opener vs Maryland
2. Seahawks release veteran punter, Dickson starter
3. Texas pays $600,000 to settle former coach Bev Kearney discrimination lawsuit
4. [The Player's Tribune] Andrew Jones' Story of Survival
5. Anybody have a good podcast that covers the football team?

Recent Longhorn Tweets

1. @sehlinger3: RT @DSAVAGE_1: Can’t wait to play wit this man💯🤘🏽 https://t.co/BkXT5xe0E3
2. @CoachTomHerman: #ThisIsTexas 🤘🏼 https://t.co/5nZXfZctJY
3. @TexasFootball: Happy birthday @charless_94! #ThisIsTexas #HookEm https://t.co/WFvbUeHVOQ
4. @EJHolland247: Elite 2021 QB Preston Stone (@_prestonstone) is building a strong bond with the Texas staff #HookEm.… https://t.co/t2Y9E94PqO
5. @MikeRoach247: @Matt_Stepp817 @Ben_Baby @TSRNKoos @38Godfrey He’s been big timing in the SEC too long
6. @_delconte: RT @JonGordon11: 7 ways Positive Leaders lead: https://t.co/WhN3ktHYnn

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This guy put on a show at Big 12 Media Days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=278&v=7mVFz7N3VRI
Some highlights
Hager on incoming freshman
Herman on when they became friends after a testy start
Hager on his evolution as a person and relationship with Herman
Roommate TE Andrew Beck on Hager
Quite a few links but I think they are worth a watch even if you don't like Texas. There's some funny content in his responses.

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